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Last time I blacked out i woke up face down in the middle of a strangers livingroom with half my name staple gunned into my rear end. (Swear to god true story)
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Tuere was also te time a full pint of 151 got shot gunned that i woke up in sacramento y carkeys were in oakland and my car was in san jose. Also true story as ridiculous as it sounds
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Today was our anniversary.
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Jan 1, 2015 18:29
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You may have a drinking problem if you strain your whiskey for dead ants before calling it good Like, realtalk
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Quite A Tool posted:Yeah that's a waste of some solid protein right there get your poo poo together man. Ants taste bitter you insensitive rear end Fruitflies are a why bother though
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of meerkats! _________________/ 
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Jan 3, 2015 08:54
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BrokenKnucklez posted:A real compressor owns. Bitches. Bachelor life owns. Bitches. 
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Jan 4, 2015 05:48
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Oh also
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Jan 4, 2015 06:01
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Well its not in the kitchen and not technically a table but I think this counts
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Jan 4, 2015 06:21
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I bought this.
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Timmy Cruise posted:Is she making GBS threads buttcoins??? I want you to take a long hard look at how you think the tooth faerie can afford to pay all those children. Also I started watching Black Mirror. I'm not in the right headspace for everything after the first episode. Things got way too real.
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Holy loving poo poo Black Mirror is some of the mos upsettingly bleak things I've ever seen.
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Jan 6, 2015 09:55
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Three and four  E: and five 
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Jan 6, 2015 10:03
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Experienced the rare and elusive puke into your lap while liquid magma tries its best to splash back into the hole from whence it came
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Jan 8, 2015 00:59
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Actually I think it legit upset her haha Coming from pride and prejudice to  must have been a bit of a shock though. ----------------
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Jan 8, 2015 02:46
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Got my first test patch back. 
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Jan 9, 2015 23:19
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I've never once considered Fireball to be fancy
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Jan 11, 2015 00:19
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I bought a record for a dollar.    Too hot to stop might as well be named Let me buy you a drink no it doesnt taste funny
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wallaka posted:I'm not trying to steal 13"'s thunder or anything but goddamn. I have to vent somewhere and this is my safe place. You may both need to dry out if youre serious about her. You aint stealing my thunder. My only advice is decide now where your line in the sand is and stick to it. I'd still take her back in a heartbeat.
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leica posted:You get out of life what you tolerate, and one thing I never could was rear end in a top hat drunks and violent women that try to get you to fight them.
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Jan 24, 2015 04:23
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I spent $70 on alchohol last night and I'm drinking right now because while my work life is improving I hate myself enough to just sort of kill myself inch by inch with booze and smokes
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PaintVagrant posted:My kid loves watching MotoGP highlights. I dont know if its the awesome brit/aussie announcers or the bright colors or what, but he is literally standing 1' from the TV, totally engaged. Hes not quite 3 years old, but I think I know the sorts of things he might be into as he gets older Not necessarily, i apparently loved spiders until I was about 4 years old till I played a game of hide and seek and gotstuck under an upturned wheel barrow i couldnt get out from under and they were crawling all over me.
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Just checked air pressure on old porsche turbo rocking P345/35/15 pirellis on the rear
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