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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Ooh new thread smell.

HELL YES.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
My worst was drinking a 5th of jager on loving new years.

puked ALL OVER THE loving BATHROOM. (it was also carpeted)

Woke up about half an hour before my work shift started (pizza delivery), drove to work still fuckin' half buzzed, sick as a dog. worked about 3 hours before puke fest round two started and I went home.


gently caress.

that.


poo poo.


God that was 7 years ago.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Fucknag posted:

the 70s were a wild time

yeuuup. that sums it up.


I was also a 170lb twink at the time that could out drink a 70s loving freightliner with a 12v71.

E:

IOwnCalculus posted:

AAAAAAAH WHAT THE gently caress IT IS SNOWING OUTSIDE


DUDE YOU'RE TELLING ME. I LIVE IN Vegas HELL

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
South 2.0 in the loving west everybody.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe



Found a $550 headlight for $150 shipped ot my door.

http://imgur.com/a/I5Amq

quasi-moto can see!




Moved 1700lb of tile with the trailer. Now to remodel the bathrooms. :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Motronic posted:

That's gonna light up the dirt really well the next time you drop your bike.

Or the trees for when I endo it.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Tusen Takk posted:

iPhone superiority

Till you get to hardware :smuggo:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Tusen Takk posted:

Lol if you honestly care that your mobile telephone has a quad core processessor and also lol if you're willing to use any android app

I don't use android.

I use a big fuckoff brick made of aluminum, thats mostly waterproof, and takes killer rear end photos at night, gently caress apps.


OH. and it DOUBLES AS A MOTHERFUCKING HAMMER.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

ssjonizuka posted:

CSB, can we just once skip referencing your penis in a thread? Yes, we know it's "big" :airquote:, but that doesn't mean it has to be the centerpiece to all conversations....











:thejoke:

Man I wish it were a sleek piece of black aluminum wrapped with gorilla glass II.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BrokenKnucklez posted:

OK. It counts. Nice work.

For ultra bachelor status, you have to rebuild an automatic transmission in the tub.


Guilty.


I've fingered a tranny or two in a tub.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Like anybody is going to actually take their P1 to a loving track.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

fjelltorsk posted:

trivia time: anyone wanna guess the book time for swapping the Intercooler on a Mercedes bus?


3.5 hours.
actual time: 27.8 hours.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Pham Nuwen posted:

I just emailed my congressman complaining about overly-bright headlights; I guess I'm officially an old man now :v:


My new headlight lights up street signs during the DAY.

I'm one of them now.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Neighbors bought a Freelander a few weeks ago.

Its already in the driveway with the hood up.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Ain' my problem.

I just hope the bastard doesn't catch me dicking with bikes.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Wifey decides to spend the evening playing Oregon Trail.



hahahaha so its like a normal day!




I poo poo myself to death. NICE.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

the spyder posted:


Easy paychecks are actually a terrible thing, when you and your coworkers don't care anymore.


Go do oxygen sensors and heatercores on B5 platforms at book rate.
And timing belt jobs and sparkplugs on rusted out minivans.
and belt services/header replacements on v6 4x4 nissan hardbodies.


Till then, shut up you.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Quite A Tool posted:

That's loving sick.

:hawaaaafap:
Holy poo poo that sounds gooood



420 make boogers errday.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Elmnt80 posted:

So, I was loving around with a soldering iron and realized I have no clue what the gently caress I'm doing with one. I also got a nice burn on my finger when I grabbed to far up on the handle and wound up touching the 450 degree metal. I should not be allowed around anything that can cut or maim. :downs:



You should take on welding sometime.
You learn to not grab the hot end loving quick. :D

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I have killed a Nokia.

what do I win motherfuckers. I know theres a merit for ruining the cell phone equivalent of a hammer.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
The gin in plastic bottles hardly qualifies as gin.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

leica posted:

If you guys keep giving him computer advice we'll have TWO wells to piss in :allears:

I'm already pissing, what are you talking about.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

kastein posted:

It's just hail damage, dude. :v:

Also you don't want a forester.

Yours has 3 counts of hail damage! :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

kastein posted:

Carfax on my MJ and the schizo jeep are both clean as a whistle though, so it's all good. Just look how great condition they are in.

I think the moon has less dents. hahahaha

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
..... Fork Neck Curb.

Those are some serious low blows, holy poo poo.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I've certainly hooked goons up with yardparts in the past, and have no issue pillaging the yards for easy-to-ship poo poo.

I'd say do it!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

goatse guy posted:

Either no one in my life has gotten that memo, or they think I'm icky.

Maybe they're holding out for bone a ginger day? :D

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Terrible Robot posted:

As a former toilet-scrubber it is my most sincere wish that those people drown in their own excrement.

I've seen...things

They bend to tie their shoes while they let their taco bell greaseshit loose.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
You aren't old enough to drive something that big!

ages 67 and up!!!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


Wifey does plumbing.



vegas houses are built incredibly lovely, going as far as having hot/cold reversed, we flipped the cold supply on momentarily to mark which one was actually the cold supply

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Depends on what its built on, but generally a megashitload.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
the winnebago tribute is rated at 23K GCVWR. that means you could haul you and about 15 of your favorite american friends.


Their diesel pushers run up to 60k GCVWR.

FWIW: my pd4104 was 26k with no one inside. rated for 30k.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
You should be fine as long as its a class A. I wouldn't recommend a C.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
550v excitation. :flaccid: goddamn.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

meatpimp posted:

Three different types of fiberglass insulation within 4 feet of each other on a wall? Was the house built using scraps?



Its a vegas house, so yup!
The shower tiles were bonded to drywall. no moisture barrier, no sealing. Fun times.


Super Aggro Crag posted:

Slipped a disc. Can't walk. At hospital.


Oh dude. welcome to hell. Lifes gonna suck for the next few months, and then you'll get friendly reminders for the rest of your life when you least want it.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Motronic posted:

I plan on building whateverthefuck I want.

Wanna build a 1/1 scale of Galactica outta rover parts and random bike poo poo?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Theres an airport not too far from the house. Think I could tote one home on the bike?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Yes you do. Making parts from scrap metal is loving awesome.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BrokenKnucklez posted:

Part of its a little bit of book reading but from what every one says its just practice practice practice.

yes. Don't weld on zinc poo poo either.



Hey you. Come buy this LS powered piece of poo poo rover.

http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/cto/4832166629.html

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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about 3000 cheaper I'd go drag it home. till then he can piss up a rope.

bet I know which case that thing has too. :can:

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