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Toliet paper.
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Made it. Been here about 14 hours, and already getting ready to throw cardboard boxes in front of the 4.0. 
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Jan 4, 2015 18:11
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are you talking about how long since you've gotten laid too?
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Jan 4, 2015 18:13
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why he'd wanna use cardboard as a condom is beyond me.
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Jan 4, 2015 18:19
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It would just get messy.
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Jan 4, 2015 18:25
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He has a 4.0, Not like he's going to bust through cardboard with that.
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Jan 4, 2015 18:27
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gently caress lovely people.
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Jan 4, 2015 19:28
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Well, that's one way to get your average numbers up...
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I'm going to have sex with my wife tonight just to bring the sad average of this thread up. Well, also to have sex.
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meatpimp posted:I'm going to have sex with my wife tonight just to bring the sad average of this thread up. Well, also to have sex. meatpimp, I think outliers like CSB and I already brings the average way up. Though the most action I got in December was a Pap smear and an IUD.
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meatpimp posted:I'm going to have sex with my wife tonight just to bring the sad average of this thread up. Well, also to have sex. I'm having sex with my future wife tonight. Maybe twice!
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meatpimp posted:I'm going to have sex with my wife tonight just to bring the sad average of this thread up. Well, also to have sex. The older I get, the more absurd it seems to me that anyone should care about how many times they bump uglies in the first place. Or if they do at all.
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Cat Terrist posted:The older I get, the more absurd it seems to me that anyone should care about how many times they bump uglies in the first place. Or if they do at all. Next stop after those thoughts? Genital mutilation. Seek help (and sex) Terrist!
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meatpimp posted:Next stop after those thoughts? Genital mutilation. Seek help (and sex) Terrist! Too late for that.
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meatpimp posted:Next stop after those thoughts? Genital mutilation. Seek help (and sex) Terrist! What the hell are you on so I can avoid it?
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Cat Terrist posted:What the hell are you on so I can avoid it? I'm on endorphins from a bike ride in 3*C weather, windy and wet. You know you want some.
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Jan 4, 2015 22:14
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I split up with my ladyfriend today. I turned her down on the whole emotionally broken gently caress for old time's sake thing earlier.
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Jan 4, 2015 22:23
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Did I post is rite thred? Pleez adviz.
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keykey posted:Did I post is rite thred? Pleez adviz. Yez
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88h88 posted:I split up with my ladyfriend today. I turned her down on the whole emotionally broken gently caress for old time's sake thing earlier. Bad move, goodbye sex can be the best.
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meatpimp posted:Bad move, goodbye sex can be the best. Last time I had goodbye sex I got her pregnant and while my kid is awesome holy gently caress now I have 18 more years of dealing with my loving idiot ex. I added up my child support and it's in the neighborhood of $50k for the first 10 years. 7 more to go.
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i have no sex 
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LloydDobler posted:Last time I had goodbye sex I got her pregnant and while my kid is awesome holy gently caress now I have 18 more years of dealing with my loving idiot ex. I added up my child support and it's in the neighborhood of $50k for the first 10 years. 7 more to go. Nightmare fuel right there, goddamn. When I got of the phone with a ...Until your story, so thanks for that. I wouldn't piss on the ex if she was on fire; sending her money would probably kill me.
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I too was a sexless goon, until I met my SO and now I'm up to here in kinky bedroom shenanigans  But to lead the discussion elsewhere, roadhead is a great way to fix a boring drive through the prairies. One of the few times where I think I would have preferred to own an automatic, the shifter makes it a bit difficult at times.
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She still has at least one free hand, right? Make her work BOTH sticks! 
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nooooo thread turn left, nooooooooo~
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I'd be a little leery if she can work two sticks at once.
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GF texts me: Go pick up poo poo tickets on your way home from work. 10 minutes later.... Oh we are out of bread. 
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road head kinda sucks tho tbh (Seriously, I'd much rather pull over onto a back road and gently caress around. Just doesn't work geometrically when you're sitting beside each other. That's also a big part of the reason I like wagons  )
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Best sex I've ever had was in the back of a '92 Cherokee in the parking lot of a national park. Also, road head is awful in a Cherokee, manual or auto, it's that stupid shifter.
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Bench seat and a column shift makes a lot of those problems go away.
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 Well, there was plenty of loving going on.. Just not people. Ferd is throwing too lean codes since it has been around -10 degrees. Not sure if o2 gave up, maf gave up, or what. Too drat cold. Brought generic reader that doesn't do live data. May need to amazon myself a Bluetooth elm 327. Still getting decent milage out of it so..  West SAAB Story fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jan 5, 2015 |
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meatpimp posted:Next stop after those thoughts? Genital mutilation. Seek help (and sex) Terrist! My jacobs ladder was one of the best experiences of my life.
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At least it was until i tore one of the bars completely out on accident 
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I told you not to stick it in there. 
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Had to google that. Just glad it doesn't involve electricity. Well, inherently anyway 
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Tommychu posted:Had to google that. Just glad it doesn't involve electricity. Well, inherently anyway You'll still never look at hewy lewis in the same way, now. Jesus gently caress expecting another 10-14" of snow by Wednesday. Tomorrow it may just get to 33deg so the snow and black ice can get another glaze. Awesome!
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Dannywilson posted:Best sex I've ever had was in the back of a '92 Cherokee in the parking lot of a national park. Also, road head is awful in a Cherokee, manual or auto, it's that stupid shifter. Quoted for lies. Roadhead is never awful, and being the ex owner of a '92 Cherokee manual myself, it's really fun for her to work the gearshift while you're helping her out. Jesus Christ. What has this thread turned me into?
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