January Navy Thread: no trolling for ARCOMs ITT

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ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

vulturesrow posted:

Just got lectured on male privilege by the domestic violence GMT lecture. The next 3 years cannot go by fast enough.

Tell them you are gay. And by not immediately considering that possibility, they were exhibiting their own hetronormative privilege. And you are now offended.

Remind me to tell you the tale of how I made the corpsman chief who came to lecture us on alcohol awareness break down into a stammering mess because I got the navy's "We hate alcohol" and the navy's "we love diversity and culture" and the navy's "gender discrimination is bad" philosophies to naked mud-wrestle.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 18:52

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:38

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Boon posted:

Things good about Norfolk:
1. Norva
2. Adult dodgeball leagues
3. ...

1. Generic Theater
2. Leaping Lizard
3. ...

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 04:22

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Stultus Maximus posted:

Let me tell you about San Diego.
Or literally any other Navy base on an ocean that isn't goddamn Norfolk.

I hear ODU girls are easy and have lower standards than UCSD?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 04:32

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Christoff posted:

What about like the really small ones

Depends. How much do you like having your dick grabbed in your sleep by another dude? Mine sweepers are floating dens of weenie touchers.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 20:39

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

justice4trayvawn posted:

go on...

I prosecuted a ton of male on male sexual assault cases off of minesweepers.

mostly just weenie touching while people were sleeping. A couple actual butt rapes.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 00:42

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

vulturesrow posted:

Don't stop...

I had another prosecutor tell me it (gay butt rape) wasn't that big a deal because it was "just the tip"

I suggested shoving just the tip of a broom up his rear end to see if it was a big deal or not.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 00:50

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Arione posted:

.....drat

Have I mentioned that office had some issues with its handling of sexual assault?

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 01:11

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

justice4trayvawn posted:

submariners are nice enough to keep secrets at least

actually the weenie touchers usually got away with it for months because people didn't report.

Serious question, I'm not a dude. If some guy grabbed your junk while you were sleeping how would you respond?

(assuming you are not into that.)

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 01:32

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

justice4trayvawn posted:

on the boat? and he was just trying to gently caress with me? probably just got mad that he woke me up

if it was one of the actual homos i woulda got pretty mad though (they never did that stuff afaik it was mostly just a gangers who liked to touch your weiner)

i had my weiner grabbed whilst awake on several occassions + over the clothes flashlight raped

the weirdest thing i ever saw was the one guy who made another guy watch him jerk off in the engine room just because he was new lol

yeah, I'm talking for purposes of "I'm gonna try to give this guy a handsie while I beat off and hope he doesn't wake up" not "hey guys, watch me grab this guys dick, lol"

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 02:37

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Stultus Maximus posted:

So I can't believe I finally got orders approved and funded and I'm in San Diego this week. gently caress yeah sleeping with the windows open in January.

we're getting 3 feet of snow tonight. I hate you.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 15:20

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

overdesigned posted:

So they're sending me to be a detachment duty officer on an aircraft carrier while dudes do initial quals. I'm a dumb Marine who's never been on a ship before, much less lived on one for a week, but they picked me.

What stupid poo poo do I not know that will bite me in the rear end, and what dumb things am I forgetting to pack in my duffel bag?

ask someone to explain the numbering system to you. Once you know that, it's hard to get lost. If you've ever been to the Pentagon it's a similar concept.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 15:21

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Commoners posted:

I am glad I am in SD and not in the hellblasted blizzard snowland that is currently the east coast naval bases.

I'm looking forward to seeing how long it takes to dig us out because plows have to be diverted to rescue people who didn't think the traffic ban applied to them.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 00:39

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:38

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Boon posted:

NSA Hampton Roads is on a 2-hour stand down because East Cost Solidarity I guess?

more like you might get some rain or something and that turns Virginia drivers.stupid.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 00:59

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