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TCD posted:I've also seen cops on motorcycles that looked like they are armed. There are a few units like that. A couple of years ago Prince Harry was riding his superbike, he cut up another biker and his SEG bodyguard (Special Escort Group) put a glock to his head when he tried to thump the Prince.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:There are a few units like that. A couple of years ago Prince Harry was riding his superbike, he cut up another biker and his SEG bodyguard (Special Escort Group) put a glock to his head when he tried to thump the Prince. Is there a paparazzi photo of that?
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TCD posted:Is there a paparazzi photo of that? God I hope so. We had a dispatcher who used to guard Prince Charles. He had some pretty great stories.
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No, sadly not. I guess the whole point of him riding about on a superbike was to avoid the paps. I'm sure his close protection officers have some pretty awesome stories. I like to think he would have been spitroasting girls in vegas with his bodyguards.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:No, sadly not. I guess the whole point of him riding about on a superbike was to avoid the paps. I'm sure his close protection officers have some pretty awesome stories. I like to think he would have been spitroasting girls in vegas with his bodyguards. Haha
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I heard some stories about whichever royal was in Suffield with the armour. Harry I think? He sounds like a solid guy.
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Hehe spitroasting. We call it the Eiffel Tower or the Whobbly H
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The Chinese finger trap
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The devils threeway. never double up with a bro.
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Jan 10, 2015 03:43
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Jesus does no one here have the good kind of three ways?
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GunForumMeme posted:Jesus does no one here have the good kind of three ways? All I've seen is dudes that hope other dudes play with their balls while bangin a 4. I don't know how that would be an option after having two gals sharing my nuts. Like, dudes, two fives is a ten, but splitting ten with a bro and you're back at a 5.
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Jan 10, 2015 05:13
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Cops don't need to be good at math anyway
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WreckSov posted:Cops don't need to be good at math anyway If I was good at math I wouldn't be a cop
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Jan 10, 2015 05:28
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math is for nerds and state troopers. I don't measure skid marks motherfucker.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:No, sadly not. I guess the whole point of him riding about on a superbike was to avoid the paps. I'm sure his close protection officers have some pretty awesome stories. I like to think he would have been spitroasting girls in vegas with his bodyguards. I've been around a lot of those guys. Their stories are fun. There are also tall tales when there was a liaison assigned to work with those close protection guys when Harry would come state side for unofficial visits (Vegas). I think it's all changed now after the whole naked photos in Vegas thing came up.
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Homie S posted:I've been around a lot of those guys. Their stories are fun. Homie, you know how to get a hold of me... speaking of that, why wouldn't you let me scan your email account? 
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Branis posted:math is for nerds and state troopers. I don't measure skid marks motherfucker. Quoted for truth.
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How many of you carry a compass because you never learned to tell direction be honest
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Pilot to Gunner posted:How many of you carry a compass because you never learned to tell direction No need for me, benefit of being in an urban area. Always landmarks to get your bearings from.
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My patch is so small that if you don't know it by the back of your hand after a couple of months then you are probably Officer Stevie Wonder. Also the Shard with it's stupid penis shaped lights at the top mark due North East.
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There's a  professional thief doing an [ask] thread in a/t right nowhttp://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3692653 spoiler: he shoplifts from big box stores and claims this is enough income that he's living the dream highlights include being annoyed that his friends assume he's a trust fund kid since they just leach off other people lol i'm sure it's all BS LeoMarr posted:Most of them believe I have a very wealthy family that pays for everything for me, which is really annoying actually because I hate the idea of people siphoning off of their parents and being unemployed forever.
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Pro shoplifters make decent $$ if they're motivated. And obviously they aren't paying income taxes. Hopefully he gets caught or shitkicked though because gently caress pro shoplifters forever.
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Pilot to Gunner posted:How many of you carry a compass because you never learned to tell direction I have a gps that I plug in does that count
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Pro shoplifters can make poo poo tons of money. It's not very hard either.
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Mountains are to the west. Now I know every direction!
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Mountains are to the west is some upper level learnin, all you really need to know is that north is up.
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code:edit: this video led me to this goldmine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmAXbrwpNBE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ScooSyQg-w I can't stop watching his videos. There was also links to serial killer documentaries on his page which is probably some sort of aspirational goal. So Hezzy, why the gently caress are BTP now using MET choppers to spy on innocent members of the public? #BTParethegestapo
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:So Hezzy, why the gently caress are BTP now using MET choppers to spy on innocent members of the public? #BTParethegestapo Apparently because she read an article on the BTP where they were bragging about their new CCTV hub (ignoring the inconvenient fact that it only applies to railway stations) and made some sort of weird logic leap that involved helicopters and buses under TfL I don't know I'm just spit ballin here I thought it was a PNAS helicopter
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O please, we are the Met, we have our own Choppers. India 99, 98 and 97. Of course we won't share with the NPAS, we are 'better' than that. BTP should take over policing the buses, Safer Transport Command is literally the dustbin of the Met because it's funded by TFL so we send all of our wastes of oxygen and organs over there where they don't do a cunting thing.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:O please, we are the Met, we have our own Choppers. India 99, 98 and 97. Of course we won't share with the NPAS, we are 'better' than that. I think road policing will be better. Apparently we're the closest we've ever been to getting motorways http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-30750336 Not entirely sure how you can find someone "Not Guilty" of attempted murder when the dude is blatantly loving shooting at him
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That akward moment when you realize your over the top satirical post is taken literally by D&D.
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Hardbody posted:That akward moment when you realize your over the top satirical post is taken literally by D&D. Not nearly over the top enough for D&D
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I was just solicited to buy illegal things.
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I said no.
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Master Bateman posted:I said no. Im proud of you son
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Who can afford a whole white girl?
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Master Bateman posted:Who can afford a whole white girl? This guy used to: quote:Police officer Osman Iqbal of Birmingham, England, had lucrative sidelines in drugs, prostitution, and money laundering—and he might have gotten away with it for longer if he hadn't started driving a $250,000 Ferrari to his day job. After the officer, who made roughly $60,000 a year, according to the Daily Mail, starting driving the supercar to the police station where he was based, colleagues became suspicious. Anti-corruption investigators discovered the 37-year-old sergeant had been making hundreds of thousands of dollars from brothels located in two parts of London, the BBC reports. The Birmingham Mail reports on how Iqbal and his partners operated: Drugs and sex were offered to men outside strip clubs; those who were interested were then taken via car to a brothel, where their credit cards were overcharged. http://www.newser.com/story/201056/crooked-cop-drove-ferrari-to-work.html
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Master Bateman posted:Who can afford a whole white girl? Are you kidding? I can buy a whole village in russia filled with slavic women just waiting for my glorious american green card for a case of popov vodka and a pack of cigarettes
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