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"No. I am offering you a truly transcendental experience which will open your mind to new perspectives... Via drugs."
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 19:25 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 17:36 |
Justice League of America #26 (2008)
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 19:54 |
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SimonChris posted:
Lex (short for Lexmark B3340dw Black and White Laser Printer) Luthor never ceases to amaze.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 20:12 |
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SimonChris posted:
This is actually a reference to a character that DC floated in the 70s where he had dual identities where a white bigot would turn into a black superhero. DC asked Tony Isabella to write the series but he told them they were nuts and convinced them to scrap the concept and let him create his own black superhero which turned into Black Lightning.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 20:32 |
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muscles like this! posted:This is actually a reference to a character that DC floated in the 70s where he had dual identities where a white bigot would turn into a black superhero. DC asked Tony Isabella to write the series but he told them they were nuts and convinced them to scrap the concept and let him create his own black superhero which turned into Black Lightning. I'm not saying this just because it's Easter and it's a funny response, but Jesus Christ.
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# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:39 |
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From the horse's mouth:https://tonyisabella.blogspot.com/2012/06/yet-another-black-lightning-interview.html posted:DC was planning to launch a book called Black Bomber, featuring a
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Darthemed posted:
Always accept drugs from old cool rats who can kick your rear end
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 14:43 |
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Adventures into the Unknown #92 (1958)
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 15:56 |
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Darthemed posted:
"He rejected it, and now Pac-Man is coming to slaughter him for his dissent"
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 16:32 |
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How very Grant Morrison
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:35 |
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Bushmiller wrote mostly for old people. Since those tend to be deaf, he had to shout like that.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:39 |
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Remember when Sluggo was lit and everyone thought "New" Nancy would be not dogshit?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 22:43 |
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Nancy seems like a pretty good comic strip as far as I’ve seen.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 22:47 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Remember when Sluggo was lit and everyone thought "New" Nancy would be not dogshit? they were right. also old Nancy is pretty great a lot of the time too
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 22:47 |
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Open Marriage Night posted:Nancy seems like a pretty good comic strip as far as I’ve seen. It has its moments, but reading day to day can get a bit repetitive. Jaimes definitely has a handful of joke formats she likes to stick to. It's still vastly better than the previous creator.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 22:55 |
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Are all the comments under Nancy boomers complaining about Aunt Fritzi no longer being hot?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 23:00 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Remember when Sluggo was lit and everyone thought "New" Nancy would be not dogshit? Yeah, they were right, it's not dogshit like it was when that weird overbearing christian guy was running it. Like don't get me wrong, it's not amazing it anything, but "occasionally funny* is pretty close to the peak of the artform when it comes to newspaper strips.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 07:21 |
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Begemot posted:"occasionally funny* is pretty close to the peak of the artform when it comes to newspaper strips. If you just look at the major (Anglo-)syndicated strips being made these days, sure.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 07:33 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If you just look at the major (Anglo-)syndicated strips being made these days, sure. Given that this is an anglophone dominated forum, not many of us are reading whatever hilarious poo poo is being published in the French or German daily papers.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 07:44 |
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Those of you who aren't already following it should consider reading the comic strip megathread.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 08:42 |
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and so... Superman #3 (1987)
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 15:18 |
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Clark: "This is my good coat, Ma made it herself, you dick"
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 15:22 |
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I like the implication that Darkseid doesn't comprehend that someone might have more than one outfit. "Superman wears a cape, not a comfy jacket. Clearly my omega beams aren't working."
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 15:57 |
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Have you ever seen anyone from Apokolips wearing anything different from Kirby's original designs?
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 16:22 |
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Uthor posted:Have you ever seen anyone from Apokolips wearing anything different from Kirby's original designs? Unfortunately, yes. They keep trying to give Darkseid "cool" armor suits in modern iterations. The one time Kirby gives someone a relatively simple outfit, and everyone is trying to get him into overdesigned techno-armor all the time, it's so annoying.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 16:55 |
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Uthor posted:Have you ever seen anyone from Apokolips wearing anything different from Kirby's original designs? Doesn't Darkseid usually wear more of a tunic/skirt kind of deal?
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 16:57 |
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Uthor posted:Have you ever seen anyone from Apokolips wearing anything different from Kirby's original designs? Just some Darkseid examples: I don't like them very much.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 17:23 |
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I've never quite figured out if he has purple skin and is really just wearing a halter top, briefs and stripper boots, but only his face is rocky, or if he's wearing a purple body suit under his gogo attire, but also for some reason the rest of him isn't, you know, rocky.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 17:29 |
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Suleman posted:Just some Darkseid examples: Those last two just feel like they're biting really hard off Marvel's Apocalypse, replacing the A with the Omega sign.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 21:12 |
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I dislike the armored look, because his optimal outfit is the tunic and miniskirt. Why? It allows him to manspread on the nearest throne, sofa, or armchair, his natural posture of repose. Darkseid is! And if you don't believe me, you can look at the Google image search.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 23:53 |
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If I was one of the most powerful beings in the universe, I’d just rock a thong. What are you gonna do about it? Get eye beamed bitch.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 00:10 |
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The thing with Darkseid is, he shouldn't need to be dressed like he's about to throw down. He's an evil mastermind of unfathomable power. He acts through catspaws and manipulation and plans that operate beyond the bounds of physical comprehension. If he's got to throw down, something has gone quite wrong with whatever his current scheme is. However, if he's got to throw down, he also doesn't need to be armored up because he's loving Darkseid. He's nigh invincible, possessed natural weapons and abilities far beyond mortal means, and is literally a god. The only way he's supposed to lose is when it's less costly than what it would take for him to win, or when the good guys come at him from a completely unpredictable angle. Armor actually makes him look WEAKER, overall.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 00:55 |
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Joe Fisto posted:If I was one of the most powerful beings in the universe, I’d just rock a thong. What are you gonna do about it? Get eye beamed bitch. That Doc Manhattan sure is a tastemaker.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 04:24 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:That Doc Manhattan sure is a tastemaker. Do you think Jon made his dick bigger after the accident?
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 09:00 |
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Philippe posted:Do you think Jon made his dick bigger after the accident? The accident? You mean when Jon drank a mug of cum?
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 09:02 |
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Admiralty Flag posted:I dislike the armored look, because his optimal outfit is the tunic and miniskirt. Why? It allows him to manspread on the nearest throne, sofa, or armchair, his natural posture of repose. I feel the sofa thing is because he can't keep comfy furniture on Apokalips, either for the image or because it just gets covered in parademon poop, so he takes advantage of them while off planet.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 10:32 |
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Elissimpark posted:I feel the sofa thing is because he can't keep comfy furniture on Apokalips, either for the image or because it just gets covered in parademon poop, so he takes advantage of them while off planet. parade mon noix l'ol gotém
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 10:35 |
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Darkseid cares little for such comforts, but it amuses him to make use of other people's furniture in such a way that it never feels right after having been molded to the contours of his buttocks. Just a small taste of the anguish and suffering that awaits when all is one under Darkseid!
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 10:57 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 17:36 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The accident? You mean when Jon drank a mug of cum? It's May 30th, 1990. I'm going to give birth to a litter of healthy puppies. I am tired of these Mondays, this lasagna.
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