Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Choco1980 posted:

iirc, it was a joint program between the US and Canada, but the US pulled out in like, the fifties.

Location chat, I'm in Michigan, so I have the Great Lakes Avengers to protect me!

In Marvel, we're screwed. DC we're pretty good though.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 19:59

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# ? May 20, 2024 04:27

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SynthOrange posted:

What actually happens is even stupider.

His girlfriend gets kidnapped by Dormammu's sister Umar.
To defeat Umar he releases Zom, destruction incarnate.
Umar sees this then runs away. Zom decides to pulverize Earth instead.
The Ancient One, Strange's master gets himself killed and gives a cryptic clue 'Give Zom a haircut'
Strange does this, and apparently PURE EVIL MAGIC is contained in the hair.
Because he released evil magic into the world, the Living Tribunal shows up and says 'Welp, gonna blow up Earth, its the only way to clean up this mess.'
Strange convinces him not to if he can clean up the mess himself. He does this by finding Baron Mordo and concentrating all the evil in him instead.
This gives Mordo super evil powers and banishes Strange to another dimension.
Also The Living Tribunal left a giant hourglass at Stonehenge so they know how much time they have.

They're part of the SHIELD collection since they were originally printed in a double feature, STRANGE TALES. The Dr Strange stories are so bad. I'm up to the point where there's a change in writers and artists though and its improved remarkably.

You shut your god damned mouth, early Dr.Strange is a loving treasure, it's weird as hell comics written by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, the only thing that compares is Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 20:28

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

dordreff posted:

He has not displayed his super-badonkadonk-having powers yet, no.

But... anything a spider can...

# ? Sep 17, 2016 20:35

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:07

Focacciasaurus_Rex: Dec 13, 2010

I imagine the comic would have him being impressed by the creamsicle, possibly as part of a "hostess fruit cake" scenario, but it's way funnier if you read it as him being totally dissapointed and sarcastic about it.

Focacciasaurus_Rex fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Sep 17, 2016

# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:18

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Die Laughing posted:

In Marvel, we're screwed. DC we're pretty good though.

Well yeah, we have the Marvel Family across the lake in WI (pretty close for someone who can fly fast) and then in Detroit we have John Stewart, who almost never screws up. almost :smith:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:21

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

I think the only thing for Portland in either universe is that we were hit by an old age bomb once.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:35

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Plus justice League Detroit.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:38

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

AnonSpore posted:

But... anything a spider can...

Maybe just not that spider.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

mind the walrus posted:

Goggles guy on the left is the best for the total shock and awe reaction, like Spiderman's denial of bootyliciousness is as shocking as him pulling out the ultimate nullifier. Everyone else is just "what is this bullshit?"

If it bothered Black Bolt that much surely he'd say something!

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:04

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Black Bolt appreciates booty in all its forms, as befits a benevolent king

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:06

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

mind the walrus posted:

Black Bolt appreciates booty in all its forms, as befits a benevolent king

Booty Bolt.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

mind the walrus posted:

Black Bolt appreciates booty in all its forms, as befits a benevolent king

Mostly he just liked getting Medusa to have to compliment dudes on their badonkadonks on his behalf.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:16

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

He orders her to use her hair to gently squeeze each booty of each subject while in his presence. It's considered a Royal Atillian handshake

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:19

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prefect posted:

I'm hoping for him to do his very best Hugh Laurie impression.

This would also be acceptable.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I've never read his solo stuff, but when Strange showed up in Howard the Duck I absolutely read his dialogue in Orpheus' voice.

I think it's really a curse, it's like how you can't hear batman without thinking of Conroy.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:22

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Choco1980 posted:

Well yeah, we have the Marvel Family across the lake in WI (pretty close for someone who can fly fast) and then in Detroit we have John Stewart, who almost never screws up. almost

Guy Gardner went to college in Michigan. Jason Rusche Firestorm, Vibe, Commander Steel, the newer Crimson Avenger. Usually if they aren't white, there's a good chance they're from Detroit.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:41

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Die Laughing posted:

if they aren't white, there's a good chance they're from Detroit.

New thread title plz

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:43

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Die Laughing posted:

Guy Gardner went to college in Michigan. Jason Rusche Firestorm, Vibe, Commander Steel, the newer Crimson Avenger. Usually if they aren't white, there's a good chance they're from Detroit.

Guy is from Baltimore which is almost as bad as Detroit.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:45

Cleretic: Feb 3, 2010; Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

If you're willing to accept other superhero universes, Detroit's the big central city in Champions. Granted, it did get there by getting royally hosed up back in the seventies and needing a herculean revlbuilding effort.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:56

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cleretic posted:

If you're willing to accept other superhero universes, Detroit's the big central city in Champions. Granted, it did get there by getting royally hosed up back in the seventies and needing a herculean revlbuilding effort.

Too bad this universe never rebuilt it.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:59

Vandar: Sep 14, 2007; Isn't That Right, Chairman?

I'm from North Carolina, which means my state's native superhero is...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterball_(Emery_Schaub)

:smith:

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:09

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Seattle has an actual superhero, and by actual superhero I mean mediocre MMA douchebag in a mask who picks fights with drunks.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:15

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

I could swear they had the Silversmith in Boston in an issue of Astro City.

And Invincible's Wonder Woman lived up here before her untimely end.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:21

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Skwirl posted:

Seattle has an actual superhero, and by actual superhero I mean mediocre MMA douchebag in a mask who picks fights with drunks.

Sure, JJJ.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:22

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Skwirl posted:

You shut your god damned mouth, early Dr.Strange is a loving treasure, it's weird as hell comics written by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, the only thing that compares is Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

The visuals are great but the writing is dire. Panel #1 is Dr Strange going Oh no gently caress a thing that will utterly destroy me. #2 "By the mystic rings of raggador or whatever, let there be no dramatic tension"

Also he's always yelling at Wong.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:25

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

SynthOrange posted:

The visuals are great but the writing is dire. Panel #1 is Dr Strange going Oh no gently caress a thing that will utterly destroy me. #2 "By the mystic rings of raggador or whatever, let there be no dramatic tension"

Also he's always yelling at Wong.

Stan Lee, the inferior in a creative partnership??? You must be joking!

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:29

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SynthOrange posted:

The visuals are great but the writing is dire. Panel #1 is Dr Strange going Oh no gently caress a thing that will utterly destroy me. #2 "By the mystic rings of raggador or whatever, let there be no dramatic tension"

Also he's always yelling at Wong.

"Crimson bands of Cyttorak" you loving plebe.

I will admit I really liked when Roy Thomas took over and his first story was basically "Shadow Over Innsmouth" with the names slightly fudged.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:33

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Skwirl posted:

"Crimson bands of Cyttorak" you loving plebe.

The Rings of Raggadorr are also a thing. :spergin:

They rhyme with the Moons of Munnopor.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:37

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

prefect posted:

The Rings of Raggadorr are also a thing.

They rhyme with the Moons of Munnopor.

Dammit, you're right, I don't think the second thing is real though and Dr. Strange doesn't rhyme.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:55

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Skwirl posted:

Dammit, you're right, I don't think the second thing is real though and Dr. Strange doesn't rhyme.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:08

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:10

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

prefect posted:

Never mind.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:27

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

prefect posted:

The Living Tribunal looked boss as hell back in the day.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:30

Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

prefect posted:

I could swear they had the Silversmith in Boston in an issue of Astro City.

And Invincible's Wonder Woman lived up here before her untimely end.

Eh, we have Captain Marvel and Emma Frost. A giant super-powered drunk and a giant old money mind controlling bitch. What more do you need to be representative of the area?

e: Also Senator Robert Kelly, a giant douchebag politician. Oh, and fan favorites Rockside and Dum Dum Dugan. And 'occasionally remember he exists' favorite Cloak.

Mulva fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Sep 18, 2016

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:37

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Skwirl posted:

Never mind.

Its like someone isnt up on his Dr Strange.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:44

Wanderer: Nov 5, 2006; our every move is the new tradition

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

I imagine the comic would have him being impressed by the creamsicle, possibly as part of a "hostess fruit cake" scenario, but it's way funnier if you read it as him being totally dissapointed and sarcastic about it.

He is being totally disappointed and sarcastic about it. That panel's from the start of an old Marvel Graphic Novel that begins with Thor feeling intensely depressed and borderline contemptuous of mortal society.

I couldn't get too far into it.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:42

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

prefect posted:

I really need to read Dr Strange

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:51

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SynthOrange posted:

Its like someone isnt up on his Dr Strange.

I've read the first 3 Essentials, it's just been like 5 years, and he doesn't rhyme in the modern poo poo I've read him in.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 03:02

Mover: Jun 30, 2008

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bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

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# ? Sep 18, 2016 03:40

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