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Super Dan posted:Superman also decided that the general public shouldn't see that he's now a lion, so he travels by burrowing underground. All of this somehow makes me think the real problem is that Clark Kent really despises the Wizard of Oz, and hates looking like the Cowardly Lion reminding him of it. Please tell me this is true.
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Superman burrowing just makes me want a comic about the Department of Superhuman Applications. "I mean, yeah, Moleman, you could try to conquer the city and get beaten up again. Ooooooooor... there are 25 cities willing to pay pretty drat high contracting prices for high-speed sewage and subway, and highway tunnel development..." Then they have to deal with all the loving superdivas.
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Mar 26, 2017 06:30
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Guy Goodbody posted:I love comic books so much
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Mar 26, 2017 08:05
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Dareon posted:I know we give Lois a lot of poo poo for being as observant as a goldfish, but good christ how do you miss a loving mane.
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Mar 26, 2017 08:08
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That Alpha Flight page can never be appreciated enough.
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Mar 26, 2017 08:36
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MikeJF posted:Superman burrowing just makes me want a comic about the Department of Superhuman Applications. "I mean, yeah, Moleman, you could try to conquer the city and get beaten up again. Ooooooooor... there are 25 cities willing to pay pretty drat high contracting prices for high-speed sewage and subway, and highway tunnel development..." That's almost what Patsy Walker AKA Hellcat was. She starts a temp agency for people with not-too-impressive powers or people with powers who don't want to get into superheroics. The temp agency subplot gets pushed aside though, but she does convince her telekinetic roommate to get a job at a bookstore lifting boxes, get a guy with the power to control bedbugs to be an exterminator, and get a girl with a literal bag of holding with infinite space to get into the moving biz. since I'm talking about it, here's something from Patsy Walker AKA Hellcat #12:  Why has nobody ever thought to have Jubilee float around as a cloud with sunglasses until now?
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Mar 26, 2017 08:51
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Is Jubilee still a vampire and if so is turning into a cloud one of her vampire powers?
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Mar 26, 2017 08:59
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Dexie posted:Is Jubilee still a vampire and if so is turning into a cloud one of her vampire powers? Yes, and turning into mist is a traditional vampire power, the cloud is just a fun way of showing it.
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Mar 26, 2017 09:01
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Dareon posted:I know we give Lois a lot of poo poo for being as observant as a goldfish, but good christ how do you miss a loving mane. 
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Mar 26, 2017 09:06
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Mullet Superman!
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Mar 26, 2017 10:18
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Skwirl posted:That's the horse Supergirl dates, right? On the occasions when a magic comet turns him into a human, yes.
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Lurdiak posted:Underlion, underlion, speed of lightning roar of thunder. fighting all who rob or plunder
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Mar 26, 2017 16:40
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:That Alpha Flight page can never be appreciated enough. When you have to go to ****** for your footnotes, you've reached MAXIMUM COMICS. 
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Mar 26, 2017 17:25
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Dareon posted:I know we give Lois a lot of poo poo for being as observant as a goldfish, but good christ how do you miss a loving mane. Maybe Lois thinks Superman just done the super cocaine from "Jekyll and Hyde, Together Again"
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Mar 26, 2017 20:19
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That skank thinks she owns this city? Oh hell no! This looks like a job for 
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Mar 26, 2017 20:42
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This is loving dogshit.
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Mar 26, 2017 22:04
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Of all the things not to retcon a month later... Why on earth is Jubilee still a vampire?
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Mar 26, 2017 22:12
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Actually it's Jubilee, but you were close
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Mar 26, 2017 22:44
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Ignite Memories posted:Of all the things not to retcon a month later... Why on earth is Jubilee still a vampire? Vampires can be cool, as long as you don't take them too seriously. 
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Mar 26, 2017 22:48
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Vampires actually rule, when they're done right. Dracula was a Doom-level threat in the MU before Dr. Strange destroyed him and every other vampire on Earth with the Montesi formula (I have no idea how Dracula et al came back from that).
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Mar 26, 2017 22:57
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Didn't Hulk fight Dracula during Fear Itself?
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Pastry of the Year posted:Vampires actually rule, when they're done right. Dracula was a Doom-level threat in the MU before Dr. Strange destroyed him and every other vampire on Earth with the Montesi formula (I have no idea how Dracula et al came back from that). I want to say it happened when Urthona stole Doc's house and all the magic goodies inside it in a bid to become the new Sorcerer Supreme. In order to beat him, Doc had to destroy all his stuff, which meant a whole bunch of nasty critters were no longer kept out of our world.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:03
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Jubilee The Vampire is somehow and completely inexplicably far better than Jubilee The Not Vampire.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:03
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ImpAtom posted:Jubilee The Vampire Mom is somehow and completely inexplicably far better than Jubilee The Not Vampire Mom.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:05
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Vampire Jubilee's time with X-23 was pretty good stuff.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:19
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Now I'm in the mood for this kind of thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c67wwdKPhqM
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Mar 26, 2017 23:22
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I don't know, the idea of a vampire making bright flashes of light is sort of weird.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:24
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The best use of Marvel vampires was shooting them at earth from the moon
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Mar 26, 2017 23:29
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Endless Mike posted:The best use of Marvel vampires was shooting them at earth from the moon I haven't read the comics, I've only read about them, but vampires colonizing the moon is such a great goddamn idea that I can't believe it hadn't already been done.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:54
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Pastry of the Year posted:I haven't read the comics, I've only read about them, but vampires colonizing the moon is such a great goddamn idea that I can't believe it hadn't already been done. "Captain Britain and MI-13" -- it's great stuff.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:That Alpha Flight page can never be appreciated enough. One of the very few issues of Alpha Flight I had as a kid had Langkowski being forced to go to divorce court by his soon-to-be ex-wife (whom he was still married to in the page shown above, despite schtupping Aurora). They instead spent several pages explaining that same summary, with redrawn flashback panels. I have to assume they summarized his story many, many times to explain how he was suddenly a chick, and was white in Sass form.
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Dareon posted:I don't know, the idea of a vampire making bright flashes of light is sort of weird. She hasn't had her mutant powers since M-Day. Edit: To emphasize. Jubilee was introduced in 1989. She lost her powers in 2006 and has been depowered for over a decade. She has had no powers for almost as long as she has had powers.
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ImpAtom posted:She hasn't had her mutant powers since M-Day. And she's been the worst Marvel character for that entire time!
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ImpAtom posted:She hasn't had her mutant powers since M-Day. 11 isn't almost 17.
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Rhyno posted:And she's been the worst Marvel character for that entire time!
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Mar 27, 2017 01:34
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Skwirl posted:11 isn't almost 17. It is in Alabama!
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Skwirl posted:11 isn't almost 17. Yeah the Jared Fogle defense doesn't work.
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Dareon posted:I know we give Lois a lot of poo poo for being as observant as a goldfish, but good christ how do you miss a loving mane. Just a reminder that everyone pretty much agreed right away that the Cyborg-Superman thing that showed up like a day after Superman died was probably Superman, and everything is fine. Then when the real Superman came back, everyone said he was a fake.
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah the Jared Fogle defense doesn't work. I laughed so hard I may have hurt myself.
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