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Those suits are so loving terrible but only Danger seems to realize it
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It's not a dog it's a Cerval  Also they were kind of supposed to be bad, New X-Factor was a corporate team
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Jan 26, 2018 20:20
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quote:That's terrible staging. It makes Wolverine look gigantic! [scroll down] quote:Oooooooh. Now I get it.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:01
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...where are those men keeping their genitalia? Have they sucked them up into their abdominal cavities like kangaroos?
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Jan 26, 2018 21:24
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TheCenturion posted:...where are those men keeping their genitalia? Have they sucked them up into their abdominal cavities like kangaroos? They are mutants.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:38
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purple death ray posted:Those suits are so loving terrible but only Danger seems to realize it "Why am I wearing clothes? I'm a freakin' robot!"
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Jan 26, 2018 21:59
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Duke Igthorn posted:Heroes just not liking each other will never not be funny. I think they get on, Wolverine just really only has one way of dealing with a problem.
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Jan 26, 2018 22:06
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Say Nothing posted:"Why am I wearing clothes? I'm a freakin' robot!" Danger also has an...uh...awfully humanly body? I mean, sure, give the robot tits, who cares, but it also seems to have some sort of abs, stomach and such.
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Jan 26, 2018 22:53
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What issue is this from? I remember having it as a kid but I could have sworn it was during the time he had bone claws. The coloring also seems definitely post-1994.
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Jan 26, 2018 23:19
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I'd believe those were supposed to be bone claws. Half the time the only difference was the color anyway.
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Jan 26, 2018 23:35
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When an author just hates a character, I wish they would do something to improve them rather than something like this.
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Jan 26, 2018 23:54
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Samuringa posted:Danger also has an...uh...awfully humanly body? I mean, sure, give the robot tits, who cares, but it also seems to have some sort of abs, stomach and such. It's what I look for in a woman... fretwork boobs. 
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Jan 27, 2018 00:49
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TheCenturion posted:...where are those men keeping their genitalia? Have they sucked them up into their abdominal cavities like kangaroos? Pretty sure that's been a question for about as long as there have been comics. Toshimo posted:These are all p terrible tho: What's this one look like in the hands of a competent artist?
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Jan 27, 2018 02:02
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Even beyond all the other  things about this panel, I love the notion that Wolverine just "gets" how ninja clans think on an intuitive level.
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Jan 27, 2018 02:08
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MikeJF posted:Pretty sure that's been a question for about as long as there have been comics. Ian Churchill is probably the most competent artist who ever drew that design.
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Jan 27, 2018 02:29
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I don't know if that's fair to Andy Kubert.
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Jan 27, 2018 02:33
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It’s tough to draw feet.
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Jan 27, 2018 02:34
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TheCenturion posted:...where are those men keeping their genitalia? Have they sucked them up into their abdominal cavities like kangaroos? I assume all male superheroes are familiar with (I would not bet on this being safe for work) tucking, and get pretty good at it.
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Jan 27, 2018 02:39
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The unsaid downside to getting superpowers is you're trading it for microdick
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Jan 27, 2018 02:44
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prefect posted:Eve 6 rules
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Jan 27, 2018 02:52
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Oh god where are all their hips.
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Jan 27, 2018 03:24
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SonicRulez posted:When an author just hates a character, I wish they would do something to improve them rather than something like this. 
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Jan 27, 2018 03:47
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What the hell is this from, 616 books almost exclusively have all caps in their font. The Maker is the sole exception and he's a refugee from Ultimate. (I've been binging Ewing's Ultimates)
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Jan 27, 2018 06:33
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the punchline is gay 
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Jan 27, 2018 07:50
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MikeJF posted:the punchline is gay It's pretty sad when someone manages to go lower than Ennis.
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Jan 27, 2018 07:55
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That can't be real, there's a loving cerval on his chest.
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Jan 27, 2018 08:07
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I don't know if that's fair to Andy Kubert. Remember when "retired" Joe Kubert drew more comics in a year than both of his "active" sons combined?
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Jan 27, 2018 08:07
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I don't know if that's fair to Andy Kubert. Raphael and Colossus's love child, Storm and Asian Rogue's daughter, Luke Cage and Batman's son, Young The Terror (about the time he punched out Teddy Roosevelt), IceMan and Beast's son, and the daughter of Storm and the Storm Trooper she left Asian Rogue for.* *not pictured: feet
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Jan 27, 2018 08:24
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Lurdiak posted:It's pretty sad when someone manages to go lower than Ennis. Surprise! It was Frank Tieri, whose entire career can be summarized as looking at Ennis' very worst tendencies and going "mm, sure, but it could be a smidge more homophobic."
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Jan 27, 2018 08:35
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Can someone explain the font to me though, is it some terrible Ultimate Universe book?
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Jan 27, 2018 09:08
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No, it's 616 continuity Wolverine #186. The font is simply because that convention didn't exist at the time, so the comic was in sentence case.Lurdiak posted:It's pretty sad when someone manages to go lower than Ennis.
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Jan 27, 2018 09:21
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I'm certain I have fond memories of Frank Tieri writing Iron Man and I don't want to go back and check and find out the issues were actually all loving awful instead 
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Ghostlight posted:No, it's 616 continuity Wolverine #186. The font is simply because that convention didn't exist at the time, so the comic was in sentence case. Yeah, I did a quick check, the Bendis/Maleev Daredevil (aka best Marvel comics of the early 21st century) had lowercase letters at the same time while other X-books were all caps. I suspect (but am not going to put much more effort into researching or proving) that it was an early version of trying to make a title more prestigious or something and if you go back farther pretty much every Marvel book is all caps. Someone made a decision that the books should be allowed lowercase letters and got rid of it pretty quickly
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Jan 27, 2018 11:12
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site posted:The unsaid downside to getting superpowers is you're trading it for microdick
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Jan 27, 2018 15:22
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Their penises get temporarily absorbed into the unstable molecules.
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Jan 27, 2018 15:34
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Ghostlight posted:He did it in direct response to Ennis' Punisher beating up Wolverine, too. Yeah, I know. It's like, oh, this other writer did something really juvenile with the character I'm writing to make his pet character look good. Maybe I should do a comeback? Hm, I know, I'll call him a gay!
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Jan 27, 2018 17:38
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Isn't that a joke from Murder by Death?
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Jan 27, 2018 18:10
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It's too early in the morning to try and make jokes outta this so I'll just say the writer needs to go jump off a cliff
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Jan 27, 2018 18:32
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e X posted:Isn't that a joke from Murder by Death? Pretty sure it is.
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Yes. When he was called out on the joke Tieri said it wasn't intended to be homophobic it was just an innocent homage.
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