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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Ms. Marvel 39

MAN WINS LOTTERY, INVESTS IN CATS

that silly detail is the only reason i posted this

# ? Oct 3, 2018 02:39

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# ? May 20, 2024 05:26

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

TwoPair posted:

Ms. Marvel 39

MAN WINS LOTTERY, INVESTS IN CATS

that silly detail is the only reason i posted this

If I won a million dollars, I'd probably spend at least 50 grand on my cat.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 02:45

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

The look on everyone's face, especially the turkey, makes me think this won't be Comics Code Authority-approved action.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 06:07

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

It's a fun reminder that Diana Prince Wonder Woman is a contemporary of Batman and Superman and Hal Jordan and Barry Allen are dumbass legacy characters who had better legacy characters after them.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 06:27

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Skwirl posted:

If I won a million dollars, I'd probably spend at least 50 grand on my cat.

they seem to have unexpected powers

_{Howard the Duck #11 - �Howards End� (2016)}

# ? Oct 3, 2018 06:49

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

they seem to have unexpected powers

_{Howard the Duck #11 - �Howards End� (2016)}

Is that the cat from WE3? Because that was a good kitty.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 06:54

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Skwirl posted:

Is that the cat from WE3? Because that was a good kitty.

That cat was an rear end in a top hat!

# ? Oct 3, 2018 08:03

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

NoneMoreNegative posted:

they seem to have unexpected powers

_{Howard the Duck #11 - “Howards End” (2016)}

That Sentinel's gonna be sorry in about 5 seconds when the cat is going to suddenly hook its nails into his finger and start kicking it with its back legs, then get up and walk away looking at him like "how DARE you touch my belly"

If its finger wasn't metal and he wasn't a robot. But still.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 10:51

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Nessus posted:

That cat was an rear end in a top hat!

Ssstink poster!

also for any fans of WE3, you might enjoy Adrian Tchaikovsky�s �Dogs of War�, which deals with similar �weaponised animals� themes.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 11:30

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Nessus posted:

That cat was a cat!

Fixed.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 12:51

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

talking poo poo about any of the precious angels from WE3 will instantly transport you to a world where the only activity that exists is tasting my hog

# ? Oct 3, 2018 13:38

Takezio: Nov 7, 2011

NoneMoreNegative posted:

they seem to have unexpected powers

_{Howard the Duck #11 - �Howards End� (2016)}

Out of curiosity, why are his eye-lenses things glowing?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 13:51

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Takezio posted:

Out of curiosity, why are his eye-lenses things glowing?

He was bitten by a radioactive spider. Uh duhhhhhh.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 14:11

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Takezio posted:

Out of curiosity, why are his eye-lenses things glowing?

It was part of his costume redesign coming out of Secret Wars, the suit got glowy bits.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 14:25

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

howe_sam posted:

It was part of his costume redesign coming out of Secret Wars, the suit got glowy bits.

Yeah, after the Superior Spider-Man and Worldwide arcs (not to mention Homecoming and Infinity War in theaters), there's this tendency to turn Spider-Man into Iron Man Jr. I can't say I approve.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:04

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Selachian posted:

Yeah, after the Superior Spider-Man and Worldwide arcs (not to mention Homecoming and Infinity War in theaters), there's this tendency to turn Spider-Man into Iron Man Jr. I can't say I approve.

That suit is actually from the Worldwide arc. He lost his company and money like a year ago right before Marvel Legacy started.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:11

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Nessus posted:

That cat was an rear end in a top hat!

All cats are:

# ? Oct 3, 2018 17:41

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Venom: The Enemy Within

# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:16

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Gavok posted:

Venom: The Enemy Within

Tom Hardy and Jared Leto, everybody.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:17

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Gavok posted:

Venom: The Enemy Within

Meanwhile in Latveria, Dr. Doom bolts upright and thinks "I want to team up with Venom yet I have no idea why..."

# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:24

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

TwoPair posted:

Meanwhile in Latveria, Dr. Doom bolts upright and thinks "I want to team up with Venom yet I have no idea why..."

Meanwhile in New York City, Spider-Man bolts upright and thinks "I want to team up with Black Cat, Hawkeye and Namor yet I have no idea why..."

# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:29

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Nobody wants to team up with Hawkeye because Hawkguy always follows along.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:46

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

You don't like the ever loving blue-eyed Hawkguy? Idol of millions? Aunt Petunias favorite son?

Yancy street.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:27

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Beachcomber posted:

You don't like the ever loving blue-eyed Hawkguy? Idol of millions? Aunt Petunias favorite son?

Yancy street.

Are we still pretending that Hawkguy isn't annoying?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:32

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Rhyno posted:

Are we still pretending that Hawkguy isn't annoying?

Clint? He's a great guy...

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:56

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Endless Mike posted:

Clint? He's a great guy...

Yes! He's a bit of a goof sometimes, but he's cool. It's not like Hawkeye likes him just because she took his name. He works best when he can annoy super serious dorks like Bucky. That Black Widow resurrection arc was quite good.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 20:45

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

You ruined the bit

# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:07

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

It's hard to tell with you sometimes.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:10

OptimusShr: Mar 1, 2008

davidspackage posted:

That Sentinel's gonna be sorry in about 5 seconds when the cat is going to suddenly hook its nails into his finger and start kicking it with its back legs, then get up and walk away looking at him like "how DARE you touch my belly"

If its finger wasn't metal and he wasn't a robot. But still.

You never know. It could be like my previous cat and hold you there for 15 minutes.

She loving LOVED belly rubs.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 21:21

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Rhyno posted:

You ruined the bit

Long way from Yancy Street...

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:39

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Rhyno posted:

You ruined the bit

The ever-lovin end.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:41

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

America.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:52

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

man that costume was so good.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:32

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

hiddenriverninja posted:

man that costume was so good.

I was so disappointed it wasn't in the Marvel Spider-Man game.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:37

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Skwirl posted:

Is that the cat from WE3? Because that was a good kitty.

It's Howard's cat. It doesn't usually have cybernetic armor, but I recall there was some kind of story reason.

Zdarsky was definitely riffing on We3, though.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:52

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Say Nothing posted:

America.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:53

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Say Nothing posted:

America.

Seems like a fair and accurate portrayal of the Houston police department to me!

# ? Oct 4, 2018 11:35

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

America.

I can hear them yelling back and forth, it's perfect.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 18:49

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Say Nothing posted:

America.

Is that Miles Morales? And if so, how did the police know?

# ? Oct 4, 2018 19:23

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# ? May 20, 2024 05:26

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Grendels Dad posted:

Is that Miles Morales? And if so, how did the police know?

It's Kaine from his Scarlet Spider series.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 19:39

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