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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Maybe he's been sniffing his sharpies a bit too much?

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Coma Kid was one of the worst heroes in the Legion though.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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I saw this today.

Cap has a ... unique motorcycle helmet. The sad thing is it ALMOST looks normal in that first panel.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Well, if DOOM could do it, then gently caress, why not Stark?

But yea, gonna need some more info on that cause it sounds wonderfully hosed up.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Wouldn't it just be "Face"?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Thor doesn't like to be bored.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Yea, pretty much.

She wasn't having any luck with finding a way to track em, and Thor had been told they had something like the mind of a dead god in there, so he just decided to pick up the gauntlet and yell at it.

It worked :black101:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Loves me some Quantum & Woody :allears:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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I think he was Black Bolt's doggie.

Makes sense on why he's got the head fork anyway.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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My favorite will always be the little dino Jazz Hands! he does when he clicks the blue light off :allears:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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prefect posted:

I think he's still mad at DD for this.



Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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He's... he's an odd duck. Some stuff he does is really good. I'll fully admit to liking his run on the Green Arrow series. I think that's the only thing I've read by him that wasn't just plain bad.

That's basically the corn in the poo poo nugget though. He pretty much sucks at anything else he attempts, and has this weird hosed up fan club that thinks the sun shines out of his rear end in a top hat. I don't get it.

Hell, I'm still mad at him retconning Batman Year One into "Batman, pisser of pants".

He has great IDEAS sometimes, but he lacks the talent to really make them a reality. If he had a handler to swat him with a newspaper when he started to go off the rails, he'd be a lot more enjoyable. Frank Miller was kinda like that before he went all WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Didn't someone do a drawing of it like straight on to show it was actually a pretty horrible design?

I can't remember if it was cosplay or not. I just remember something about how it looked great in KC but in reality it'd be just bad all around.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Sometimes you just feel like power squatting through the sky. Don't kinkshame.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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EXCELSIOR, BITCHES!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

No his secondary mutation will be growing noses everywhere, but they have no enhanced smelling capabilities, he just has to smell a combination of his underwear and BO 24/7.

Nope, that's too happy for the marvel universe. His secondary mutation is probably gonna be tastebuds in his rear end in a top hat.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Uthor posted:

This reminds me of a Batman/Superman/Wonder Woman fan story I read last week on Comics Alliance. It ends in a pretty obvious way seeing as it's fanfic. Not going to bother rehosting the images here, sorry.

http://comicsalliance.com/stephen-byrne-trinity-comic/

Here's the original post on the artist's Facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/ArtworkOfStephenByrne/posts/381322452063036

It's not gay cause he's an alien.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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I don't have the panels handy but last week's Injustice was hilarious. WW going full blown mental and kicking the poo poo out of Superman, with the last panel being her breaking his arm while Bats just has a HUGE loving :smug: grin is hilarious. Even better, Catwoman is just like :cripes: "How did I even GET involved this bullshit?"

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Neat, there's a code for Marvel Unlimited that has your first month as a penny.

Code is, naturally, Penny.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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SynthOrange posted:

Zemo is hilarious because you have a supervillain nazi who glued his own mask to his face.

Then his kid had the same thing happen.

Bad poo poo just runs in that family. If Zemo ever has kids, he better keep them the gently caress away from all things sticky.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Lurdiak posted:

No it didn't. He got his face melted.



I thought he got it glued on with ADHESIVE X or whatever it was called, just like his pop. Weird.

Maybe a retcon?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Anyone have those panels, or know where they come from, of Tony Stark fighting some purple guy while naked? I think the purple guy was super sensitive or something like that, because there's a great panel of him flinching from a handful of grass thrown at him.

Wanna see if I can find em on marvel universe.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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IIRC Lightsaber guy doesn't have armor on, that's his body. I think he got burned or hosed up in some major way and had a shitload of implants put in and they opted for the "Hey, let's go with lightsabers!" idea.

He's kinda like, a way more hosed up looking robocop I guess.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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This is one of my favorite moments in comics.

http://imgur.com/a/qHH9s

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Sizone posted:

I love Bill Loebs to death so it pains me to say that his run on Wonder Woman was not really all that good. It did, however, provide us with the sensational character find of 1995



Wonder Woman v.2 #95

Pitt?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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I just love how Freddy of all people has this "Ew" pose going on like he just touched something horribly icky.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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drat, Groot is really pounding that clam.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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I mean drat, he got his WHOLE HAND into that clam. It's really shocking.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Fereydun posted:

it's the only mask of his that can be worn with a. turtletactineck

Ftfy

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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WickedHate posted:

It’s even worse because Alex Summers has the loving smuggest old mutant public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, mutants, I led an X-team in the 90s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful series. Yeah, but you raped women, Alex Summers. So, brings you down a couple notches.

When did Alex get his rape on?

Last I remember he had some horrible scarring from something and Kang killed his daughter via The Wasp, or something to that effect.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Yea, he put the guy with the big gauntlet (I think his hero name was actually GAUNTLET or something like that) in a coma with the giant hammer.

Dunno what happened to him after that though.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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The room looks dark.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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At least he always has a piece of paper if you gotta jot something down.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Quick Robin! I might have just killed a man! Off to get the Bat-Ether and make sure that brain swelling turns out to be fatal!

Teenage Fansub posted:

Batman flying around punching shadows from the Mobius Chair in today's Justice League #48.


Wasn't there a panel later where they are all flying away from some horrible thing and Batman is just holding one dude by hand, like "gently caress you, this is my giant chair, and you assholes aren't touching it, and god help you if you try and sit down on it."

Stupid_Sexy_Flander fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Feb 26, 2016

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Lurdiak posted:

I mean someone does get their eye poked out violently by a nipple at one point but other than that yeah, stay away, unless you really need to jerk off and have no internet access or adult magazines or pay per view or imagination.

I'm kinda wondering how that happens but I'm kinda scared about the details.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Ygolonac posted:

"Smelleth thy hammer. SMELLETH!"

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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Ygolonac posted:

IIRC, yes - he was (as usual) casually whoopassing her in the mornings with sticks - something something "normal school experience" something "never did *me* any harm" something "whippersnappers" something.

Random GIS for "funny wolverine panel"



Amazing Spider-Man #664

Nope, Astonishing Spider-man and Wolverine #5 (I think).

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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flosofl posted:

WTF is going on with those feet?

Well, obviously they are each sold separately.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

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The real horror is that Colossus does have a metal dick but every makes fun of him for the time that Kitty ended up Christmas Storying him and the Professor used it as a danger room lesson :smith:

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