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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ugh, if they'd only been fighting a stupid amazing fun foe, not this stupid vampire crap.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Easier answer: Probably stole Clint's keys during the last few issues.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

A little bit past his prime. Or it could be a case of modern coloring looking poo poo with traditional pencils.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I cant believe you left the panel out immediately after of Steve Rogers losing his poo poo over Cannonball and Sunspot's antics.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Then he died in a lovely spinoff. Yay

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Why's he have superpowers?

What kind of superpowers?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

So he's superman now.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Dont be silly.

You have to be dead to leave a corpse.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The MSJ posted:

Globb really have no reason to wear clothes most of the time.


His body is made out of paraffin wax. His powers are the standard strength and durability. Someone earlier said Sauron made him into a dinosaur. What does that look like?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yo man no one wants to see sauron's cloaca.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

As much as I gripe about corporate synergy between the various media versions of characters, Teen Titans is the one that continues to baffle me.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Captain Bravo posted:

I thought Loki was on the list because he's literally turned himself into a woman on several occasions.

Mostly to gently caress with Thor. :v:

Not literally.

Usually.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yeah but how'd he get his powers and stuff? Did they just put a puppy in the Terrigen thingy?

Or I guess all dogs from Atillan are just like that. :iiam:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Better deal than the other inhuman teleporter, where people had to crawl inside his mouth.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Doesnt she fly? Why's she need a bike?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007




MTME #38.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

eruuuugghhhhjh

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I'm the dog.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

RandomFerret posted:

I'm the female police officer who dated a girl back in college, but eventually realized that it wasn't about love or even attraction, but just a way to rebel against her parents and who thought her lesbian days were long behind her but is now having those memories come flooding back and is at this exact moment remembering just how good the sex was.

That police officer? RENEE MONTOYA.

gently caress you nu52!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yeah its pretty bad.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They add weight to the front so she has that extra advantage.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

zoux posted:

Post memes in comicbooks.



help help I'm being triggered

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I thought Darkseid would have a better throne.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

People wouldnt stop sending him 'I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!'

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hahahah look at that tits and rear end pose on err... whatshername there.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast

That entire page. No longer canon.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Goddamn Sauron's kissy face. :stare:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

A brilliant doctor named Dr. Engstrom reconnected his optic nerves to his fingertips, enabling him to see through them. He blamed Batman for what had happened and took his revenge on him under the identity of the Ten-Eyed Man. Because of his indisputably unique abilities, he was employed by persons unknown as the only villain worthy to attack Man-Bat. During this fight, Man-Bat threw a shrub at him, getting hurt when he caught it.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If you call the squirrel suit made of squirrels faffing about then maybe you' re expecting the wrong thing.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Multiversity #2:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hey, this certificate is for 'Peter Parker', not 'Spider-Man!'

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The Wicked + The Divine Vol 1.

Laura is a fangirl of the gods. Oh yeah, the gods are back and walking on earth and just superstarring it up btw.




Hey it's Baal. Resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental.


Picked up the first issue for free then went insane and bought the rest. It's pretty enjoyable.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hail Satan

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They may also be playing a little loosely with things since they're going with the setup that the gods return every 90 years.

Like how Woden looks like basically 1/2 of Daft Punk.


Also obsessed with waifus. (Wicked + Divine 7)

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They offer him a beer and pretzels.

Alhazred posted:

You should also read Sex Criminals:


Ahahah oh god.

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 01:50 on May 7, 2015

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Flamethrower him until he's Glassman?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Strong Female Protagonist p 112. :v:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats pretty loving horrifying.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Secret Wars #2

Sinister is a magnificent bastard.




Thor #8


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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


I have never seen the X-Men cartoon. Is it as gloriously idiotic as these clips make it look?

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