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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Green Lantern #21 (1946)

Post Funny Panels: if you drink plastic wood, you'll turn into a tree

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Appropriately freakish art for a vile act.

Do you suppose Wolverine has, like, tubes of scar tissue in his arms that the claws nestle in?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Alaois posted:

do you like

know what wolverine's mutant power is

Yeah, being the best at what he does

edit: I was trying to make the claw-carving sound even grosser, but yeah in hindsight that wasn't the most insightful comment I've ever made.

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Aug 14, 2023

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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They keep them by their bed, in case one of them dies and they can croak out their name while dramatically stroking it.

The picture, that is

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Non Compos Mentis posted:

You also have to figure which is the real Doom amongst a group of doombots

And after dinner, play Doomcharades with all of them (Doom wins).

Doombot #47 drinks too much and gets embarrassing.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
...as if in answer, a drunk fratboy passing by the window lowers his jeans and presses his bare buttocks up against the glass...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

TwoPair posted:

I like that in half of those Bruce doesn't just pick the first figure he sees/hears as his omen, he just decides to fight crime in the same locale, like "I saw a stingray so gently caress it I guess I'll just be Aquaman I guess"

The Scorpion retires for another day, satisfied that his presence has protected the desert dwellers from desert crime.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Just fyi, last time it got posted, some folks requested it not be posted again.

edit: thanks on their behalf for being cool about it!

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Sep 7, 2023

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Push El Burrito posted:

Basilisk rules his real name is Basil Elks.

I foresee some problems with his method of flying, which appears to be having to stare at the ground.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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:allears: I like that strapping on all the gear makes them twice as wide and muscly.

Bishop's X-jacket is pretty sharp, too.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Trust Bruce Banner to get hit by a truck in Exposition City.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Endless Mike posted:

It definitely is and I was trying to find it this morning, but couldn't. I'm like 90% sure in the panel he's saying something like "IT'S TIME TO FACE STRYFE MAN TO MAN AND QUITE LITERALLY....FACE TO FACE!!!"

E: Went and looked again and found it. X-Force #16, Part 4 of X-Cutioner's Song, art by Greg Capullo, a good artist!



I'd like to see a bunch of arrows explaining what everything's for, like those old front/back photos of that one nerd's daily gear.

1) gun
2) bigger gun
3) throat knife for seppuku
4) knee guard to keep leg from exploding under the pressure

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Grassy Knowles posted:

Knee guard has a pocket to hold his walkman, you can see the headphone jack and charging port

Cable: hold on a sec, I made a mixtape for the fight

Stryfe: sick

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Endless Mike posted:

He was already telekinetic by this time, but not openly, I'm pretty sure.

He just experimented with it, in the privacy of his bedroom.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I'm intrigued by "it worked! He fell for it!" Like yes it's a pun, but does Prez also mean his native vice-president or whatever bluffed to the half-vampire that the swastika was actually a religious symbol to him and therefore could ward off a vampire? :psyduck:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom #20 (1967)

Well, found the quote I want them to put on my tombstone.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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You got you shirt open like that, people aren't going to be looking at your face.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
This time Greg Horn Land has gone too far

edit: god drat it, I'm never going to get that right

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Oct 30, 2023

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
The Gay Ghost

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Binary Badger posted:

Dunno why Batman's head isn't sailing past Jupiter at this point

Rubber knuckles.

Honest.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

It makes sense that Superman believes in Santa because what argument are you going to use against him? Oh it's hard to believe that reindeer can fly? That Santa can travel around the planet at super speed? That he has a house in the North pole?

Plus, he respects and fears him because Santa is magic and could beat him in a fight

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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That was a really specific switch.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


UFO Flying Saucers #12 (1976)

Armstrong? But Armstrong's outside banging on the door, screaming to kill Armstrong!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Superboy #140 (1967)

...Yes, father, I shall become a sellout...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
They were such a headache, Picard eventually fell off his 200 crunches a day routine.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

SimonChris posted:





Thrawn: Alliances #1 (2024)

Vader is such a petty bitch.

Vader: I wanted to choke her you shoulda let me choke her

SimonChris posted:

FYI, Commodore Faro is a woman.

Apologies, couldn't really tell on my phone screen

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jan 29, 2024

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
"Till you fill my long box with variant covers" is pretty great

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Goon-child. Powerful phrase. Familiar phrase?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Uncle Scrooge #15 (1956)

I love old Duck comics' interpersonal conflict resolution

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Adventures into the Unknown #87 (1957)

Mr. Astronomer's too fancy to put on a costume for the costume party, apparently.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:

Except they just threw a guy with the plague overboard, and the whale ate him, so when they made perfume out of it, people got necrotized.


Superboy #145 (1968)

Ma and Pa Kent find out the hard way you don't cut Superboy's allowance

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Superboy #146 (1968)

Just clean your loving room Superboy

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The accident? You mean when Jon drank a mug of cum?

It's May 30th, 1990. I'm going to give birth to a litter of healthy puppies.

I am tired of these Mondays, this lasagna.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

SimonChris posted:


The Man of Steel #4 (1986)

:stwoon:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Shaddak posted a thread asking where that infamous panel of one of Superman's eyes becoming gigantic comes from, turns out it's from Lois Lane #116 (thanks Synthbuttrange)

There's a lot of good stuff in that issue, but I liked this motorbike that goes so fast, Superman can't keep up with it:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

site posted:

maybe clark should learn how to give a foot massage

"Ow! Clark, you're doing it too fast and too roughly. Great, now my foot's on fire."

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Walt Disney's Uncle Scrooge #17 (1957)

God, I devoured those comics as a kid.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

This is kinda hot

I am your daddy

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Tales to Astonish #21 (1961)

gently caress Mars

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

Where's that leash going

When your dog eats a shoelace, you have to be prepared to take care of certain things.

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