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Darthemed posted:
Post Funny Panels: if you drink plastic wood, you'll turn into a tree
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 06:25 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 00:58 |
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Appropriately freakish art for a vile act. Do you suppose Wolverine has, like, tubes of scar tissue in his arms that the claws nestle in?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 08:24 |
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Alaois posted:do you like Yeah, being the best at what he does edit: I was trying to make the claw-carving sound even grosser, but yeah in hindsight that wasn't the most insightful comment I've ever made. davidspackage fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Aug 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 08:29 |
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They keep them by their bed, in case one of them dies and they can croak out their name while dramatically stroking it. The picture, that is
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 16:11 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:You also have to figure which is the real Doom amongst a group of doombots And after dinner, play Doomcharades with all of them (Doom wins). Doombot #47 drinks too much and gets embarrassing.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 11:46 |
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...as if in answer, a drunk fratboy passing by the window lowers his jeans and presses his bare buttocks up against the glass...
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 08:34 |
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TwoPair posted:I like that in half of those Bruce doesn't just pick the first figure he sees/hears as his omen, he just decides to fight crime in the same locale, like "I saw a stingray so gently caress it I guess I'll just be Aquaman I guess" The Scorpion retires for another day, satisfied that his presence has protected the desert dwellers from desert crime.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 12:06 |
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Just fyi, last time it got posted, some folks requested it not be posted again. edit: thanks on their behalf for being cool about it! davidspackage fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Sep 7, 2023 |
# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 08:24 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Basilisk rules his real name is Basil Elks. I foresee some problems with his method of flying, which appears to be having to stare at the ground.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 06:09 |
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I like that strapping on all the gear makes them twice as wide and muscly. Bishop's X-jacket is pretty sharp, too.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 06:29 |
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Trust Bruce Banner to get hit by a truck in Exposition City.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 14:03 |
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Endless Mike posted:It definitely is and I was trying to find it this morning, but couldn't. I'm like 90% sure in the panel he's saying something like "IT'S TIME TO FACE STRYFE MAN TO MAN AND QUITE LITERALLY....FACE TO FACE!!!" I'd like to see a bunch of arrows explaining what everything's for, like those old front/back photos of that one nerd's daily gear. 1) gun 2) bigger gun 3) throat knife for seppuku 4) knee guard to keep leg from exploding under the pressure
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 06:11 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Knee guard has a pocket to hold his walkman, you can see the headphone jack and charging port Cable: hold on a sec, I made a mixtape for the fight Stryfe: sick
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 18:44 |
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Endless Mike posted:He was already telekinetic by this time, but not openly, I'm pretty sure. He just experimented with it, in the privacy of his bedroom.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 21:20 |
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I'm intrigued by "it worked! He fell for it!" Like yes it's a pun, but does Prez also mean his native vice-president or whatever bluffed to the half-vampire that the swastika was actually a religious symbol to him and therefore could ward off a vampire?
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 14:37 |
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Darthemed posted:
Well, found the quote I want them to put on my tombstone.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 18:42 |
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You got you shirt open like that, people aren't going to be looking at your face.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 19:17 |
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This time Greg edit: god drat it, I'm never going to get that right davidspackage fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Oct 30, 2023 |
# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 12:35 |
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The Gay Ghost
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 20:49 |
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Binary Badger posted:Dunno why Batman's head isn't sailing past Jupiter at this point Rubber knuckles. Honest.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 20:23 |
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Lobok posted:It makes sense that Superman believes in Santa because what argument are you going to use against him? Oh it's hard to believe that reindeer can fly? That Santa can travel around the planet at super speed? That he has a house in the North pole? Plus, he respects and fears him because Santa is magic and could beat him in a fight
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2023 07:12 |
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That was a really specific switch.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 20:19 |
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Darthemed posted:
Armstrong? But Armstrong's outside banging on the door, screaming to kill Armstrong!
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 15:43 |
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Darthemed posted:
...Yes, father, I shall become a sellout...
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 17:45 |
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They were such a headache, Picard eventually fell off his 200 crunches a day routine.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 13:31 |
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SimonChris posted:
Vader: I wanted to choke her you shoulda let me choke her SimonChris posted:FYI, Commodore Faro is a woman. Apologies, couldn't really tell on my phone screen davidspackage fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jan 29, 2024 |
# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 10:59 |
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"Till you fill my long box with variant covers" is pretty great
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 15:31 |
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Goon-child. Powerful phrase. Familiar phrase?
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 10:58 |
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Darthemed posted:
I love old Duck comics' interpersonal conflict resolution
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 16:08 |
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Darthemed posted:
Mr. Astronomer's too fancy to put on a costume for the costume party, apparently.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 18:57 |
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Darthemed posted:Except they just threw a guy with the plague overboard, and the whale ate him, so when they made perfume out of it, people got necrotized. Ma and Pa Kent find out the hard way you don't cut Superboy's allowance
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 17:21 |
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Darthemed posted:
Just clean your loving room Superboy
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 19:52 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The accident? You mean when Jon drank a mug of cum? It's May 30th, 1990. I'm going to give birth to a litter of healthy puppies. I am tired of these Mondays, this lasagna.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 12:34 |
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SimonChris posted:
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 16:40 |
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Shaddak posted a thread asking where that infamous panel of one of Superman's eyes becoming gigantic comes from, turns out it's from Lois Lane #116 (thanks Synthbuttrange) There's a lot of good stuff in that issue, but I liked this motorbike that goes so fast, Superman can't keep up with it:
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 09:51 |
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site posted:maybe clark should learn how to give a foot massage "Ow! Clark, you're doing it too fast and too roughly. Great, now my foot's on fire."
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 19:49 |
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Darthemed posted:
God, I devoured those comics as a kid.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 18:34 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:This is kinda hot I am your daddy
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 15:34 |
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Darthemed posted:
gently caress Mars
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:37 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 00:58 |
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Lobok posted:Where's that leash going When your dog eats a shoelace, you have to be prepared to take care of certain things.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 20:30 |