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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Doc Hawkins posted:

:confused: Isn't the issue that Ant-man can't shrink Spider-man down to ride the ant with him?

comics ant man can shrink all the poo poo he wants, but movie ant man can only shrink himself.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he got there before spiderman, so he knows spiderman didn't wreck the place and he knows who spiderman is. scott only punched him because that is what everyone does to greet him.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
of course it wasn't a tie in. rather, it was an utter delight on every conceivable level.

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Jul 1, 2007
i love you, newspaper spiderman

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Jul 1, 2007
peter never needed to go on patrol, because whenever he tried to do something unrelated to being a super hero a villain would pop in to ruin it anyway.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
deathstroke's baby hands should have remained the status quo through every reboot

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he is made out of bees. there is no reason for him to ever die permanently.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you know what is easier to draw than fire? an empty space.

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Jul 1, 2007

Red posted:

I've never posted something from Deviant Art before, but:






(a take on:)



dang, that guy couldn't have missed the point any harder.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

WickedHate posted:

Wait, how the hell did a mob boss's injection do that? That's so broadly defined and magical! It's like if an amateur chemist mixed some prescription drugs together and created the Green Lantern ring.

nanomachines, son.

dang, you walked into that one so incredibly hard. like, i have never seen a better opportunity to use that quote.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Zanzibar Ham posted:

That's no chicken. It's evil manifest.

those are the same thing, dude

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't get it

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i am pretty sure that it is okay if an american teenager likes fast food that strays from her cultural heritage. like, wtf dude?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
either human torch would be too much, since they are completely on fire. but a guy who is only partly on fire? that must have seemed like the easiest target in the world.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nah, generally if the government gets ahold of someone with super powers they always try to make them into a weapon. i can't say that's terribly implausible, either.

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Jul 1, 2007
it says constantineS. we can have one. *surfboard and space helmet constantine sticks his head out of a window*

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Jul 1, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

Pretty sure Spidey traded away his awkward relationship with Carlie Cooper to wipe that movie away.

i don't think deals with the devil are supposed to be win/win

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Jul 1, 2007
don't talk to me or my son ever again

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Jul 1, 2007

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

gently caress that, look at the size of his hand in comparison to his head.

that hand belongs to a third lee majors who is larger still

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well, after west coast avengers converted a scooby doo style ghost cowboy into an actual ghost cowboy it isn't that strange if he is related to other supernatural stuff.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i find the idea that spiderman of all people wouldn't know how to deal with dudes stronger than he is very funny. like, spiderman only fights golden age style themed bank robbers or something so he isn't prepared to handle real, serious threats like this bargain basement cyborg.

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Jul 1, 2007
that arc ended with tony stark sticking frank into a one man prison that he could never break out of. i don't think they ever explained how he got out.

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Jul 1, 2007
if any supernatural entities really cared that much about frank castle, then he probably would have ended up as a ghost rider. but then, everyone prefers to ignore the period he spent as an angel.

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Jul 1, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

Frankencastle was a great time tho`

except for how he was killed by daken of all people. daken!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't know why loki even bothers fighting thor any more. elaborate schemes and proxies, sure, but has doing it personally ever worked?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yes, father. i shall become... a singing cowboy!

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Jul 1, 2007
for several consecutive events black bolt's role was to be a huge jerk, culminating with him giving the world a reason to hate inhumans while he faked his own death and hid. it isn't terribly surprising that medusa dumped him after he dumped all that on her. also, johnny is more or less the exact opposite of black bolt which is kind of hilarious.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lol, they are taking golden age atom along while wonder woman stays at home to do needlework

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
good thing that's a reciprocating saw, then.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
maybe they were laughing at his inability to make a robot teddy bear

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Jul 1, 2007

Android Blues posted:

I think he's slut-shaming Jughead.

that should really be the other way around

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Jul 1, 2007
well, that gorilla is psychic hitler.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
never forget that nick spencer wrote fear itself: secret avengers.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
don't f with tiny top hat spidey. he will glue you to a cake.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

WickedHate posted:

Why does Damian Hellstorm look like a 70s porn star?

he always looks like a porn star, but he changes era and genre from time to time

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
like everything grant morrison writes

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you can tell kevin smith didn't write it by how it is a good scene

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Jul 1, 2007
it was all just setup for the robot dinosaur joke.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no, he was always superhumanly strong. perhaps you are confusing him with the ultimate or 90's cartoon versions?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wait, does she even have enhanced strength?

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