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Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Skwirl posted:

It's possible I'm missing but Fraction used to have a pretty massive substance abuse problem, I think he met KSD because they were in the same recovery program.

Warren Ellis message board.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 18:27

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 23:31

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I call dibs on the powers of Dionysus and Bacchus

When Malachite_Dragon calls D.I.B.S.! He gets the combined powers of Dionysus, Iris, Bacchus, and Selene, becoming the hero of the gay bars!

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 17:50

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Totally forgot Mutagen Man was a thing. That toy was probably the grossest TMNT figure.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 01:19

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Samovar posted:

Aaaaahhh.

(Can't find the drat clip on youtube.)

Batman and Piderman? They're best friends.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 21:30

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Give Jason Aaron the Avengers.

And The New Batman Adventures had Over the Edge, so shut your mouths.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 05:59

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I've been waiting almost fifteen years for a 9-11 Spider-Man joke to be funny, and I haven't found a single one. John Romita Jr is as New York as it gets when it comes to comic books.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 13:04

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I also hope it drives another nail in the coffin of the five people who think bringing Mar-Vell back would be a good idea.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 04:46

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

And he was in Rick Remender's Venom. What ended up happening with Kraven's daughter? She was kind of cool.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 08:46

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don't care how in character it is, it's loving dumb.

No one has said it isn't in character because who cares

I thought it was funny. Good thing you're not an editor or we wouldn't get anything good.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 07:33

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I like panel 2. All the even number panels are great. Something something, Star Trek movies.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 03:02

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Haven't read issue 3 yet, but I really love Wilma in this series. She's got a lot of heart. I also loved the ending with Dino. After all the mammoth dishwashers , and other crap fails to make them happy, Fred returns it all, but can only get store credit. Fred seed Dino, and is told that he's from a discontinued line, and is going to be thrown out. "What's it do?" "Nothing." "I'll take it."

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 01:11

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Green Goblin is better than Kingpin and Luthor because he has a legit psychosis that drives him to be a criminal. Lex Luthor was the one pulling a Green Goblin in Superman/Batman: Public Enemies.

One of the best Spider-Man stories is where Norman finds out Peter's identity. Spidey has a chance to leave Norman to die in a fire, and keep his secret safe, but saves him anyways. Norman gets amnesia, and forgets even being the Green Goblin, but the threat of him remembering hangs over Peter.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 06:42

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

SonicRulez posted:

That was John. And I found it kinda funny cause he really only says that about Hal, so I take it to mean he totally buys Bats' hype. Guy obviously gets no say in anything Batman related forever.

What? Green Lanterns don't buy Batman's poo poo. Guy got one punched, but at least he called him out. And in JLA (maybe Tower of Babel?) Batman is talking to Kyle, and Kyle is sketching Batman with his ring, making him look like a cartoon vampire. John was never in any of the iconic Justice Leagues in the comics, so he never really got much of a chance stand up to Batman, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did at some point.

If you want to make your character look cool, just have them clown on Batman.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 05:24

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Choco1980 posted:

iirc, it was a joint program between the US and Canada, but the US pulled out in like, the fifties.

Location chat, I'm in Michigan, so I have the Great Lakes Avengers to protect me!

In Marvel, we're screwed. DC we're pretty good though.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 19:59

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Choco1980 posted:

Well yeah, we have the Marvel Family across the lake in WI (pretty close for someone who can fly fast) and then in Detroit we have John Stewart, who almost never screws up. almost

Guy Gardner went to college in Michigan. Jason Rusche Firestorm, Vibe, Commander Steel, the newer Crimson Avenger. Usually if they aren't white, there's a good chance they're from Detroit.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 23:41

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Test Pattern posted:

Is a Flinstones comic doing a jokey version of Family, Private Property, and the State? DAMMIT I DO NOT WANT TO READ A FLINSTONES COMIC DON'T MAKE ME.

It's really good. Fred Flintstone might be the most relatable guy in comics.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 19:51

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Mephistone. You guys missed the obvious one.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 02:45

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Suck on it. That video is awesome. Superman and wrestling Landis is great.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 00:21

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Have you no faith in son of Ja Aaron? There's a war amongst the realms, and Loki is the master of looking good when he's bad, or bad when he's good.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 04:48

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Bloodly posted:

The best way to think of it, as far as I can see, is: They were always the 'Modern Stone Age family'. 'Modern' has changed. Not sure whether to judge it as good or foul.

It's just that they don't have to pull their punches like a Cold War era cartoon. While the humor is pretty dark, not unlike Prez, anything with Wilma is usually very heart warming. She's full of art and love, transcending the pitfalls of modern life.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 18:34

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

The Question IRL posted:

If it's anything it is probably a reference to Plato's Republic which talks about the concepts of the real and metaphysical world and uses the analogy of a man in the cave.
But it is totally a callback to the 90's Hideo Kojima game Snatchers where Plato's Cave was a bar you went to as part of the case.

My dumb rear end thought it was a reference to the resale clothing store Plato's Closet. Don't know if they even have those outside of Michigan.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 15:41

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I never knew how bad I wanted a comic chronicling the recruit, training, deployment, and immediate death of an Abu Hajjar-esque Hydra grunt.

There was that one shot during Secret Wars, but the off hours of a Hydra agent are much more suburban.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 19:14

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

bunnyofdoom posted:

would be funnier if it was randy savage

Randy Savage is the Champion. Brush up on your comics that inspire episodes of Dexters Lab.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 16:30

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Knormal posted:

Does he have wings under his arms like the Wile E. Coyote bat-suit?

It's where Gene Simmons got the idea for his wings.

And that non fight in World War Hulk as bullshit. JR jr agrees, and wishes he could have done a whole issue of just them fighting.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 08:20

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

techknight posted:

Super Powers (2016) #1

Just wanted to mention that Art Baltazar is the best guy to meet at cons. Everyone should have one of his $1 crayon sketches. My friend asked for Wolverine, and got a naked, hairy Wolverine, with one set of bone claws, a set of adamantium claws, smoking a cigar. I got Batcow and Robin Robin.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 19:29

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Slashrat posted:

If I ask for the context for that page, would the answer make it less funny?

New Avengers #18 (2016). The whole issue is pretty funny, and paves the way for U.S.Avengers. It even has flying cake and Squirrel Girl's supporting cast.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 19:13

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, but one's a baby, that makes it weirder for me. Rachel Summers would be a lot weirder if when she was introduced Scott Summers had a baby named Rachel.

Let me tell you about Franklin Richards...

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 10:18

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Didn't Ikon bite it at the start of Infinity?

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 01:15

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Rhyno posted:

There's a wood chipper scene.

And you impale a guy on a rhinos horn. You kill a guy on a museums display of a sacrificial altar, and watch the blood flow down. Game was real brutal. I think you could feed a guy into a circular saw.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 03:28

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Rhyno posted:

I rather like that scene.

I'd love it more if Ollie had a Superman signal arrow. The best trick arrow.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 09:17

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Even though Colossus became Juggernaut by appealing to Cyttorak against Marko when he was controlled by the Serpent.

Juggernaut usually takes Colossus or the Thing out in a punch or two. Thor has to pull some magic out of his rear end to stop him. He gets jobbed occasionally, but most of the time the heroes barely survive the encounter.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 05:12

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

a kitten posted:

I have this issue. I love this issue.

He went to college with Bruce Wayne and recognizes him by his cologne. I forget the bullshit they used to outsmart him, but he had a cool concept of being the crime eraser; where he'd "erase" the evidence at a crime scene. Really can't believe he hasn't been used in the last twenty years. He's at the top of my list after Batmanga and Morrison used Death Man.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 07:47

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

goatface posted:

Then Frank goes into a long arc of going about his business while occasionally fighting off demon hunters/demonic rivals, culminating in an extended clash of wits with Blade and Dr. Druid as they team up to try and kill off the number three demonic presence on the Eastern Seaboard?

And Frank gets empowered by angels? That'd be great, right?

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 07:47

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

davidspackage posted:

Peter was so committed to that ugly rear end shirt.

Even for the early nineties that show was a crime against fashion. That shirt has nothing on MJ's yellow sweater.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 23:21

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Rhyno posted:

There's a few good avatars there.

I would join that avatar crew. I'd either want to be the Flash or Aquaman's nipples.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 07:31

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Old Odd Man is in the back ups of Mother Panic, and may be passing the costume down to his daughter.

Beefeater was watching over the British super villain prison in Batman Incorporated.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 13:56

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

There was that one Deadpool Annual where Howard the Duck made an appearence after Wade froze everything with the Infinity Gauntlet. She Hulk should have made a quick cameo. She's the missing link.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 15:37

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Ygolonac posted:

(Uncanny X-Men 542, says the source page)

Best part of Fear Itself, and it had Greg Land on art! It was a fresh take on the traditional Juggernaut story. Juggernaut is like a genre himself. Thor, Spider-Man, X-Men, but only in a Hulk book does it really become a brawl.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 06:57

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Wheat Loaf posted:

Sure, I loved Identity Crisis the first time I read it, because I was 14 at the time.

I still think it has some pretty great dialogue. Also, Rags Morales art was on point.

I'd totally buy a book by Meltzer and Morales of super heroes just talking to each other.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:47

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 23:31

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Alacron posted:

C'mon, you gotta post the rest of it.

Love that page. It's also cute Ma Kent has a thing for Alan Scott.

Batman and Superman both have a parent who a fan of his.

Open Marriage Night fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Apr 28, 2017

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 02:24

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