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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The first issue of Avengers: The Initiative made me so angry at how bad it was I posted a rant in BSS earlier in the week. Since you're obviously past that point and you're enjoying it I don't think you're going to experience any disappointment.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 04:38

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Gaz-L posted:

Also, can someone with a scanner/better image clipping skills than me post the page from Squirrel Girl #1 with her possible ways to defeat Kraven?

Is there more than the one posted higher up on the page?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 04:08

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

[Deadpool #2]

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:40

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Warning: punchlines in some panels may change over time.

[Iron Man #231]

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 07:31

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Such an octopus of a thing.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 01:15

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Archenteron posted:

So was this one drawn by the guy who animates Family Guy?

I was going to say it can't be because there isn't a smugbrow, but there it is.

[Incredible Hulk #361]

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 09:02

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

He's saying she's a machine, the concept doesn't even apply. He used her scrap metal.

The Doom analogy is pretty apt since Iron Maniac took over his universe's Latveria to oppose his universe's Mr Fantastic.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 08:55

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 10:00

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

For some reason I thought this was the chat thread, so please accept these palate cleansers. (also the previous source is Marvel Team Up #22)

[Deadpool #19]

Thor is the god of all kinds of thunder in [Journey Into Mystery #85]

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 12:00

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I was going to bring up Azazel because I really liked Fallen, but it can possess people by touch.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 20:57

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

[Fantastic Four #303]

# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 00:07

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

She's a stretcher.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2015 05:12

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Sentient in the colloquial usage of "human-level intelligence" rather than the proper usage.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 07:26

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

It is a specialised tool! It has those drainage gaps because it's specifically for turning meat.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 07:37

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

Then again, I don't think I've ever read anything with both Moon Knight and Spider Man

Moon Knight #6

# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 07:47

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Section Z posted:

But damnit, I still like him. Even though I think he's dead because of Battle Royal ripoff or whatever I didn't really keep track of his appearances after his old series ended with him getting his life back together and not being ALL ANGRY ALL THE TIME.

No, he lived through that.

In fact, it went to lengths to ensure he returned to his existing status quo - hospitalised until someone remembers he exists.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 22:35

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Pop culture references are bullshit

[Deadpool #26]

# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 07:34

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

McSpanky posted:

I feel like I had a stroke while reading this.

I'm happy with both interpretations of this.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 02:09

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

joehonkie posted:

There's so much from that and American Barbarian that could end up here.

Also, I thought the Thanoscopter was made up for Deadpool. I was wrong:

Spidey Super Stories 39, apparently

Deadpool has been scarily good at dragging up references that seem too stupid to be true.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 03:43

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Skwirl posted:

Isn't that also just basically his character from Two Guys and a Girl?

It's really basically just Ryan Reynolds.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 21:54

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Jem isn't cool.

She's outrageous.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 21:58

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 12:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Of all the background cameos, Moleman's is the best.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 12:03

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Blockhouse posted:

I'm the guy who doesn't like Squirrel Girl, it's me

literally subhuman

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 12:58

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

SynthOrange posted:

Multiversity #2:
http://i.imgur.com/LzjVHUT.png

I would have guessed a long black, but apparently that's a regional variation.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 13:31

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I want that Captain America as a full sized art piece to hang on my wall.

# ¿ May 8, 2015 08:36

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ¿ May 13, 2015 07:33

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I bring more memeclops

# ¿ May 14, 2015 07:10

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I had to bite a pen to stop laughing in my cubicle at the Sentinel elevator scene. Jesus what perfect writing.

# ¿ May 14, 2015 23:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

dordreff posted:

messed up that he had his daughter strip for him, imho

Good news on the retcon front.

# ¿ May 17, 2015 01:48

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

In a series based around DNA granting powers I am a lot more comfortable with Polaris' 'same powers, must be related' than Quicksilver's 'same hair, must be related'.

# ¿ May 17, 2015 07:20

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Also DNA tests don't work that way, and also there was that high profile case of a woman who turned out to have chimaerism that had a court official literally supervise her birth and the DNA testing of her child and still failed to be recognised as the mother.

# ¿ May 19, 2015 04:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

A modicum of photoshop.

[Uncanny Xmen #475]

# ¿ May 19, 2015 06:39

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Rhyno posted:

No, she was the future version of time lost Jean.

She was an empty Xorn costume that everyone believed to be the future version of time lost Jean.

# ¿ May 20, 2015 05:24

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I've removed the cruft panels between these just so we can sit back and enjoy a Skrull making out with Rick Jones by remote control.

[Captain Marvel #26]

# ¿ May 28, 2015 04:31

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I mean, it's creepy but I'd imagine that Rick eventually finds out, gets creeped out and tells Banner about it only to hear about Tony's girlfriend turning back into a Skrull dude mid-sex.

Weirdly the fact that she spent several days of their relationship being driven around like an RC car never comes up before he dumps her shortly after Mar-vell finishes punching Thanos.

# ¿ May 28, 2015 05:51

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Death still had a decent rack when she debuted with Thanos.

Mad titan, maybe, but not dead from the waist down titan.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 04:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

achillesforever6 posted:

I liked the design they gave Death for the Deadpool video game where she looked like a Mexican Day of the Dead skeleton with a huge rack

# ¿ May 29, 2015 05:17

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I don't know for sure, but they'd be insanely easy to duplicate in Photoshop, being just an oval and a freehand line with outer stroke added.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 00:19

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Skwirl posted:

When was the last time Thor used the Donald Blake identity? Also, that wasn't so much a secret identity as another actual dude whose psyche he was piggy backing on.

It was and it wasn't. Originally Donald Blake was just the guy with the hammer to become Thor, but then it was retconned into being an identity invented by Odin and Donald Blake was just Thor enchanted to be human and have false memories, and then when they retired the secret identity altogether (because once they'd removed the limitation of having to hold on to the hammer to be Thor it was just an excuse to have Thor slum around Midgard pretending to have Spider-man problems, and therefore useless) whoever wrote that forgot Donald Blake didn't exist at all and made him a separate person to be put on a bus.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 03:36

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