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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
I love the the text balloon makes it look like the dog is saying that

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
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Chinston Wurchill posted:

Invincible Iron Man #11. We've all been there!



Just one of those days

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Ponsonby Britt posted:

This is probably a reference to Edgar Bergen, a ventriloquist, and his wooden costar Charlie McCarthy, who were one of the most popular shows on radio at this time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_McCarthy

My dad has been getting into old-time radio recently and showed me that poo poo and it's stunning. They gave a ventriloquist a radio show! It boggles the mind

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Uncanny Avengers #3

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:


House of Secrets #52 (1962)

I think that would have worked whether the alien wore glasses or not, buddy.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Parallax is such a "this is a cool sounding word, never mind the definition" name that it's kind of stunning to me that it wasn't from like, the Golden Age.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Shazam! #4

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
It's a lovely morning in NYC, and you are a goose.



Amazing Spider-Man 31

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Ms. Marvel - The New Mutant #4



drat Kate, I thought Iceman was the coldest X-Man

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Here's more from that Howard anniversary special. Specifically, WHAT IF... Howard joined the Guardians of the Galaxy?

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

SimonChris posted:



Batman - Santa Claus: Silent Knight #2 (2023)

Follow-up from the next issue



Superman is so excited about this and it's adorable

edit: I'm sure he's just relieved to find out he was right all this time

https://twitter.com/DC_Animated/status/1474648445419864066

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Dec 23, 2023

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

muscles like this! posted:

Oh, I thought it was going to be a trans thing from the first part.

I scrolled down too fast and missed the first part and thought that kid was about to go gently caress his mom.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

ImpAtom posted:

God Team Rocket makes so much more since if you just assume Giovani was soused off his rear end 24/7

The only reason he didn't appear in Gold/Silver is because he was too hungover.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Batman/Santa Claus - Silent Knight #4





Batman - The Brave and the Bold #7

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Children of the Vault #3: Cable and Bishop debate their big stupid 90s guns





TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Amazing Fantasy #1000: The city's being affected by something that makes you see what you want to see in news



Later, after Spider-Man stops the bad guy...

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Captain America #31:



Obviously dated, but hey, that makes it perfect for Captain America! :rimshot:

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Infinitum posted:

Picard, Master of Diplomacy: "It's like looking into some ugly loving mirror that smells and is also somehow and fat and bald. Wow gently caress this ugly piss mirror. Anyway, what can I do for you?"

"And what's with those sashes? Who in the world told you that was a good look?"

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Titans - Beast World Tour - Gotham #1: Due to a weird setup I won't bother going into, a bunch of superheroes around the world have turned into animal hybrids and are going out of control. Huntress has been turned into a panther and is about to maul a guy.





TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Kwyndig posted:

So he's got what, an ice pick, a stiletto? pressed against her forehead with his arm at an awkward angle. Somebody tell me how likely this guy is to be physically capable of killing her before the Blue Beetle reaches him.

Judging from some of the more ridiculous poo poo we've seen from the other old BB comics posted here I have no doubt that your question is ultimately pointless as there was never a chance in hell of him killing her before BB reaches him. He could have a loaded gun, and still be totally hosed.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Yeah I remember back when my flash bulb stuck out of my head

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Frieren: Beyond Journey's End Ch. 48: Frieren (the elf) is one of the world's greatest mages and has already defeated the Demon King. She's now exploring a dungeon with her apprentice, Fern, when they run across a treasure chest. Frieren's thing is that she likes to discover all kinds of magic, especially rare (often useless) spells...

Read right to left of course





TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Nightwing #110:
Robin's been turned into a cat. The spore that's controlling him usually jumps to another when they sense a stronger host.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Probably. But I can buy Batman sticking up for all costume wearing weirdos out there even if they're weird

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
I thought the incredibly odd specific rules for public domain Mickey is that for now he has to be in black and white and silent. Larsen is playing with comedic fire!

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Endless Mike posted:

Ah yes, I, too went to public school in the south

I was gonna say, depending on the state you live in, how much you acknowledge slavery can vary...

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
The dark follow up to Superman's "betcha I can catch a bullet with my teeth" trick

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

PainterofCrap posted:

They had years, yet, to endure before the power of WMMR 93.3FM hit them!

"Who knows what the morning zoo crew will do to a man?"

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:


Leonardo: Blind Sight #3 (2006)

"Well not anymore, if you're gonna be rude about it"

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:


Adventures into the Unknown #92 (1958)

"He rejected it, and now Pac-Man is coming to slaughter him for his dissent"

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Bruceski posted:

"Clearly I already knew that, Kang, I just asked to see if you did."

"Now explain it again a little slower so I can write it in on my homework too"

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Titans #9: The gods are sending Donna Troy a message



MISSION FAILED

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Captain Marvel - Assault on Eden: post-big fight moments with Wiccan and Hulkling

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

SilverSupernova posted:

Marvel comics have had anti-capitalist messages for decades. Sometimes they're ultra blatant, and other times the writers are sneaking what they can past the editors. But this is hardly anything new.

I feel like it was different earlier though when, even when they were owned by Perlmutter and certainly not broke, still weren't the biggest things in the world. Now they're owned by one of the largest entertainment companies on Earth.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
drat, Lois was ice cold in some of these older comics.

Then again, I suppose it's only fair, Clark also is a super-rear end in a top hat in a lot of those golden/silver age ones too.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Just one day too late to be really appropriate :2bong:

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Air Skwirl posted:

In the Marvel Universe Nixon committed suicide in front of Captain America.

With sliding timescale, it's probably like Clinton now, maybe Bush Sr. at oldest.

e: vvv You're right, I was thinking way off, Bush Sr/Clinton would be too far back for Cap to have thawed, gone on adventures, and still be at his perpetual 30-something

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Apr 22, 2024

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

gently caress Mars

Motherfuckers can't even take down a wisecrackin' rabbit. Shameful.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

SimonChris posted:


Adventure Comics #210 (1955)

For the love of Dog, Montresor!

The Cask of Leftovers From The Table

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
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Kwyndig posted:

Was Superman trying to get a stay of execution or something? Even classic Supes wasn't usually that het up to see the Governor.

I believe if you check the source, that's as "classic" Supes as you can get.

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