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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
So we are totally getting Landis's Death of Superman pitch snuck into an origin story.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Everybody has two things a Dr. Strange pitch and a pitch about how they are going to be the one to finally fix Hank Pym.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Must resist Land derail...

Lets be fair sometimes it's a porn star that just finishing sucking a dick.

I'm.. I'm sorry I'm weak.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Police am shoot my family back to life me punish criminals for this by shooting guns at them with this bullet.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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I don't know what you guys are talking about


It's funny because the writer thinks he's improving the character by pissing on it!

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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First they came for the Mimes and I said nothing, because I was a Mime

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Dr. Hurt posted:

Sorry bud. You're not the first person to deal with a haunted vagina.


Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #53

Before anybody goes looking, that is the only remotely funny thing in that self insert wankbook.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I'm kinda wondering how that happens but I'm kinda scared about the details.

Six inch long knife pasties.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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That baby won't live long enough for it's sperm donor to come up.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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It's all explained in the name S.H.I.E.L.D.

S.ome
H.ella
I.idiotic
E.vil
L.ame
D.umbasses.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Rhyno posted:

Well it is a book set in the early 90's. But that said, Red Guardian has an action figure coming out very soon! The 90's live!

I thought Xmen 92' was set in the cartoon show universe not just generic 90's time?

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Serious Frolicking posted:

That is my point, yeah.

The most well-trained fighter on the planet knocked Guy out, a can of corn once knocked Hal out.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Lurdiak posted:

Unless Spidey is still possessed by Doc Ock, suspecting Tony out of all the Avengers of stealing your food is the opposite of paranoia.

No the day you think Tony Stark ate quinoa, even if it was just to steal you lunch for kicks, you have lost all touch with reality.

The man exclusively consumes garbage. That sausage? 30% grease, 60% you don't want to know, 10% unidentifiable.

SirDan3k fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Apr 12, 2016

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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He got the gig because Solo, The One Man War on Terror was pretending to be Deadpool for a while, made Wade super famous and Deadpool now funds The Avengers

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

Didn't Abin Sur originally crash because he hit some kind of radiation around Earth?

I vaguely remember it being some experiment that released "Yellow Radiation" into space.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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If the DC offices are suddenly filled with snakes and nobody can find anyone that worked there, then it was Alan Moore

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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John Dyne posted:

His metal skin is made of osmium so he has platinum poops.

The X-Men are probably funded by lots of mutants bodily excretions.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

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prefect posted:

A. Didn't he die? I thought he died.

B. Yeah, you definitely want to get Fat Cobra pissed off at you. Great plan, guys. :eyeroll:

Fat Cobra of The Immortal Weapons of the Hidden Cities got better.

My guess? Eating contest with death.

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