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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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For a second, I almost reached a feeling of true joy.

Then I realized that I don't actually own a copy of ASM#12 yet, and so it dropped back into plain old "really loving excited". :v:

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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I love what must have been Deadpool's thought process there.

"Hmm... what is the most offensive thing I could do to Hawkeye while saving him? Oh, right, dress up as him, steal his ride, and then shoot everyone to death with a bigass gun while insulting him."

:v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Strontosaurus posted:

Rabbits routinely eat their own droppings to make another pass at absorbing the nutrients. This is perfectly canon.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Please tell me that series actually ends with Rockslide becoming The Juggernaut. Every panel posted seems to be pushing that really hard, and I want it to be true. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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The MSJ posted:

If Sauron thinks dinosaurs are so superior, why is he still in more clothes than the others?

Little known fact, pants were actually invented by dinosaurs. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Say Nothing posted:

Man, how many times has this thread been derailed by a dinosaur genital discussion now?

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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The Teen Titans show is about a few preteens that more-or-less like each other having fun adventures.

The Teen Titans comic book is about teenagers with superpowers.

:v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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MotU posted:

Of course its a Canadian Bestseller

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Patrick Spens posted:

The bear is possessed by a demon that can change hosts when the current host dies. Someone managed to trap it in a bear, so this is the bear re-gaining human form.

Wait, wait, wait, what? Is that literally Demon?

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I thought Loki was on the list because he's literally turned himself into a woman on several occasions.

Mostly to gently caress with Thor. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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The Lone Badger posted:

You're implying she needs the power of Thor? She has the power of squirrels.

Whosoever holds this nut, if she be worthy...

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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mind the walrus posted:

Sometimes I'm really tempted to be a sarcastic dick to people who are too lazy to do even a cursory Google search and say "Gee, if only we had the world's largest and most sophisticated free search engine at our fingertips... OH WAIT WE loving DO!"

Also known as Let Me Google That For You.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Guys, I keep trying to google "Superhero Comics" and all I get are pages and pages of results linking to methadone clinics.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Please do, those two panels along made me laugh pretty hard, I want to see the full scene.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I call it a flatula, because it is a spatula that is also flat!

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I didn't expect your pitiful mammalian brain to understand the complexities of the flatula.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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If someone puts out a comic with Squirrel Girl in her Squirrel-a-gig chasing down Deadpool in a stolen Thanos-copter, I will be able to die happy.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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No, no, the point of ballast is that you can drop it when you need to go faster-

wait a minute...

:gonk:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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A burger for every taste, and the taste is always great. :colbert:

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Feb 16, 2011

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Lurdiak posted:

Look, no offense, but a general rule is that if food comes from the UK, it's not as good as regular food. Chef Ramsey is only internationally famous because he's the first Brit who can cook properly.

The two exceptions are beer, and food that is only meant to be consumed when drunk, like scouse.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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muscles like this? posted:

The whole gravitas of the Hitler scene is kind of ruined by the "Turtle Island" trucker hat.

This may well be the most perfect sentence ever crafted by mankind.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'm trying to make this goddamn gif right now but I've apparently forgotten how to export a loving gif in Adobe ImageReady CS2 :suicide:

:effort:

Let me help you there.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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So what, Thor's already been a horse and a frog.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Welp, I need to read that now.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Strangely enough, I think this is the first time that I've seen someone use :thejoke: when they, in fact, are the ones who do not get the joke. I didn't think it'd take this long.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Wait, wait, Doop was in an Iron Fist issue?

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Turning a golden lasso that forces people to tell the truth into a microphone is just brilliant, really. Great symbolism! :eyepop:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Oh my god that is going to haunt my loving nightmares tonight. :gonk:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I like the art in Squirrel Girl... :shobon:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I like it when Squirrel Girl talks to the squirrels. :shobon:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Sizone: Hah! Your esoteric comic knowledge is no match for my esoteric comic knowledge!
Lurdiak: Your knowledge is incorrect, my knowledge is supreme!
Sizone: Obviously because you are a virgin, goon sir.

I cannot believe I just read the following exchange in TYOOL 2015. :psyduck:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Someone posting the nightmare-inducing silver-age squirrel girl reminded me of this!



Seriously, how can you not like this comic? :allears:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Bruceski posted:

I never knew that a metal statue to the temple made a "zomp" sound.

Normally it wouldn't, but at this point Green Lantern's head contains more fluid than brain.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Benito Cereno posted:

the "shocking secret" is: she has a cat head

I am very disappointed that nobody made a Schrödinger joke. :colbert:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Dr. Strange opens the fridge, to find the only things left inside are half an onion and a half-empty jar of olives. With a sigh, he grabs the olives.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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For those who may not be getting it, this is what happens when someone strikes a match inside a flour mill:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > Post Funny Panels (Or flour fireballs/explosions.)

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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That Spider-Boy ain't right.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Holy poo poo, I'm cracking up over Sabretooth just being renamed to Sabertooth. The perfect crime. :v:

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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Haha, I just noticed the name of the player is "Not Ghost Rider".

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