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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

John Dyne posted:

Looks like part of the Spiderman uniform as a dainty little ascot.

I thought he was the Sorcerer Supreme at first.

The pitch is in the mail Marvel.

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Oh boy, that reminds me of X-Men Misfits.


WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

kvx687 posted:

What in the absolute gently caress. I need to know more about this.

It's an...OEL manga! :argh:


Mutant Musume

Okay, Nightcrawler is kind of cute there.

WickedHate fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jan 12, 2016

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Discendo Vox posted:

edit: Oh god how did I miss the chain leash arrgh

That's Sabertooth wearing the collar :eng101:

OptimusShr posted:

Please tell me this is as hilarious as it looks.

Twice as much. Surprisingly, the author, Raina Telgemeier, ended up doing some pretty critically acclaimed stuff.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax


Duke Nukem: Glorious Bastard #3

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm constantly angry about what a loving amazing writer Max Landis is. I hate the enjoyment I get from everything he's ever done.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Yall are overthinking it. Clark looks close enough to fool a bunch of drunk people who haven't seen Bruce in years, so Deathstroke hops in, see's him being treated as Bruce Wayne, and figures "yeah that's him". Slade is a good assassin but it's not like he expected this to be the hardest job of his life he'd need months of prep for so I can buy this caught him off guard.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Wheat Loaf posted:

Why?

Not being hostile or anything, I'm honestly curious.

What John Dyne said+he's the son of an unrepentant unpunished child murderer and I've heard (what are admittedly) rumors he's been a creep to girls.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

ImpAtom posted:

I imagine it is exactly like the modern internet except the horrible people are praising Dr. Doom instead of Donald Trump. "Sure, he's a horrible monster but he speaks his mind!" "He might have tried to shoot the Fantastic Four into space but he's got confidence!"

I was unironically a huge Doom supporter before Secret Wars made me see the truth back when he killed Strange, and now I'm even more ashamed. :smith:

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Can't believe Doom is a Jawa.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Lurdiak posted:

Also he's clearly drunk.

He's not drunk, it's the poison Deathstroke used, which conveniently and hilariously resembles drunkenness when ingested by an alien god.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Lurdiak posted:

Yes, that's what I meant.

Oh, sorry, wasn't trying to be nitpicky.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I feel like this conversation must go on a lot in universe. Bruce Wayne is probably a popular suspect for being Superman, and Deathstroke just quietly chuckles "Hey, Bruce. :smug:" to Superman every time they meet.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

bobkatt013 posted:

Someone has to teach her a lesson!

Boy was that ever a reoccurring element of the silver age.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Gaz-L posted:

IDW Arcee would murder everyone involved with that panel.

Another reason not to like the IDW series, imo. Mixing anime and Transformers has never gone wrong, not once! Unless you count Robots in Disguise, Armada, Energon, Cybertron, Kiss Players, the Beast Wars dub...

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Achernar posted:

Why do robots even have a concept of gender?

The idea is that they don't and Arcee was tortured into being a girl as an experiment but like everything else in IDW Transformers it's a total misfire. The writer who introduced her in that canon was really bitter about there being girlbots so he came up with the worst possible explanation.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Man, Roman Reigns is so awesome. Sucks no one likes him.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
This thread has weird derails.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

theflyingorc posted:

hustle is also a noun nowadays

a player can "have" hustle

A playa can have hustle.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:




I find this funny because of how unfunny it is - ymmv.

Ahh, this is the kind of stuff The Dover Boys was making fun of.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Aquaman dried out quickly back in the Silver Age, right? So either Superman kidnapped Jimmy a long time before or Aquaman is dying while Jimmy is just a little parched.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Rhyno posted:

The Justice League teamed up with Subway but clearly they didn't dig to deep into their new partner's backgrounds.



WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
All of this pales in comparison to my all time favorite Silver Age Superman story:

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Grant Morrison is more "meta" than just "weird" imo.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Nessus posted:

Regarding that comic we're spoilering, What did Superman call his Stand? "Three Doors Down" was open, I believe.

Remy Zero.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

djw175 posted:

Wasn't he the pope at some point as a part of an incredibly contrived plot?

They made him a priest so they could eventually make him the pope and then cause his normal-person-illusion-thingy fail in front of everyone, which along with communion wafers rigged to disintegrate people they hoped would cause people to believe the rapture had begun.

The rapture not being apart of Catholic belief was apparently not an issue.

WickedHate fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Jan 18, 2016

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

KayTee posted:

VV There was another story where his whole priest training g and ordination was a hypnotic false memory.

He descovers it when he is sat at a table and just let's everyone know "Well, I've given up being a priest and renounced the whole thing." - Casual as poo poo - and everyone else is shocked that he was a priest in the first place.

That was the same story I think. It was all a sham for some reason even though their intention was making him pope down the line. I think the whole arc might have been written just to de-priest him.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Wasn't that like, his half sister or something?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Apparently Claremont does.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Huh, isn't that Danny's motorcycle? I thought that was a Blaze run?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Squizzle posted:

Make it unapologetic historical revenge porn. It'd be tasteless to say "And now, these atrocities are undone! 😁" but it's actually hecka cool to say "Nothing can undo the horrors of human history, but we can at least show you splash pages of biker gangs beating the poo poo out of dictators and war criminals".

Aw man, I feel this hard. It's loving infuriating going over stuff about history and hearing about stuff like the countless KKK members that got away scot free with horrible crimes. I'm always thinking about something similar to a Ghost Rider showing up to the offender like "Surprise! Welcome to Hell, fuckface!" when I read that sort of thing. I'm already wildly in support of a Ghost Rider team book, and that'd be the perfect premise.

WickedHate fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Jan 23, 2016

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
It was Lincoln that was killed by Booth. What are ya, a European? (although that said, the details of Lincoln's death are in fact a closely guarded secret)

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Batman, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with a super villian, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I use Venom, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Superman to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Gotham, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Superman KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Batman, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Gotham! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch-percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Gotham! See Wayne, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Gotham!

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Every day I question why BSS isn't also the subforum for wrestling more and more.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
What issue does Dick and Barbara play hot potato with Bruce's gluteal orthotic?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Old comic book ads are loving amazing.


WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh my god he's the loving Dread Emperor from The Book of Vile Darkness.


Source: an actual official D&D supplement.

The one in his shield is clearly Kakyoin.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Complex otherworldly poo poo is Kirby's bread and butter. Whenever he draws normal humans they look really weird and off putting.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

bobkatt013 posted:

You know besides almost every marvel hero, and he also helped to create romance comics. Kirby is the best

I didn't say he wasn't an incredible influence who did amazing things in the field, I just don't like how he draws average faces. Kirby is King, with one weakness.

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

smashpro1 posted:

Dude was also drawing six issues a month. Nowadays, it's big when a guy draws six issues a year.

Look man I'm not Kevin Smith over here going "I don't get why everyone likes Kirby what's the big deal" I don't know what you want from me. :shrug:

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