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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
You can't, like, own giant robots, man, they're an ideal.

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Spider-man truly is Japan's greatest sentai hero. Fly on, Jeopardon.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Lurdiak posted:

What happened to those robot tentacle things that guard the mansion? This is a gross violation of continuity! :arghfist::nixon:

The mansion proper has security tentacles, Hawkeye's garage where he keeps all his crap is not guarded and Tony does his passive-aggressive best to make Clint get rid of it by offering no security.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

McSpanky posted:

It's it obvious? Alfred and Bruce's relationship has evolved from acerbic but good-humored jabs at a vengeance-obsessed emotional cripple to straight-up bullying an autistic manchild.

As it should be

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Midnighter's Shameful Secret

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Spider-man 2099 #8

Mysterio being the first to gently caress off when things get rough always makes me giggle.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I still can't believe it's been twelve years since that show started and it still features the only good design Cyborg has ever had.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Baron Bifford posted:

How is it that Thor transferred his name to this woman? "Thor" isn't his codename, that's his actual name.

It's like "Man, gently caress Nick Fury, i'm not worthy of the hammer, but hey, you are. You're Thor now, i'm not worthy enough, I am the Odinson (formerly known as Thor)"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Grendels Dad posted:

Well, two out of three aint bad. Although I thought he was Rockslide, at first, which made it better. Rockslide challenging anyone to a science-off would result in fun.

Don't got the panels with me, but Rockslide is made co-captain of Spidey's science team and I think they won on the grounds that Beast's thing brought pregnant venom'd broods to school.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

zoux posted:

Who's like that besides Taskmaster?

Paste Pot Pete

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Hawkguy shows all he learned while he was in the Best Coast Avengers






Avengers Millennium Infinite Comic #1, i think

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

GorfZaplen posted:

This is from awhile ago but I will not let this stand, Iowa has plenty of wonderful Indian restaurants. :colbert:

Spidey Super Stories #42: Kingpin shows a shocking lack of knowledge about even the most basic facts of government





I must find out how this ends!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

GorfZaplen posted:

Spidey Super Stories were aimed at early readers and was associated with The Electric Company. Sometimes they adapted segments from the show, and sometimes they adapted stories of it's bigger sibling comics! It also made a point to include more female and POC characters. With that in mind I think they're pretty drat good comics :colbert:

Spidey Super Stories #43




The fact they're hilarious to us now is just a bonus.


Spidey comes across Kingpin's goons, who knock him out and stuff him in the fake limo. He overhears them say they're taking him to Kingpin, so he breaks free and heads to Kingpin anyway.



Kingpin drops Spidey through a trapdoor, announcing his plan to kidnap President Carter and blame it on Spidey, somehow. Spiderman breaks free.


Spiderman and Kingpin fight in an alley, and


Spectacular

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Prison Warden posted:

Maybe Kingpin thought he was in a shounen series. "I'll become King of the USA!"

Hmm, he Did open with a JoJo pose...

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Hawkeye Vs Deadpool #0
Read Duggan-made Deadpool

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Batman craving weak, watered-down espresso speaks volumes about his inner character.

Just proves Animated Batman is best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g

Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics



Kingdom Come

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

prefect posted:

It's simple; chili is made with beans, and anybody who says otherwise is a filthy communist traitor.

Beans enhance the chili but it's okay if you don't get them.

Speaking of Batman's awful taste in food, here's him enjoying Ollie's Tame And Bland Chili


Green Lantern #85

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I knew it was only a matter of time before someone went there. :allears:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Wheat Loaf posted:

I'm still waiting for a comic where he proclaims his intention of chasing SHOOOOOCKEEEERRRR to the ends of the EAAAARRRRTTTHHH!

Dan Slott's biggest crime was not having that line at all during his Ends of the Earth storyline.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

BIG HEADLINE posted:



Source: Not sure yet

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I mean, it's creepy but I'd imagine that Rick eventually finds out, gets creeped out and tells Banner about it only to hear about Tony's girlfriend turning back into a Skrull dude mid-sex.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Figured I might as well post it here since it'll be thread material soon and we spent a page talking about Death's tits, Deadpool's relationship with her and how sad Thanos is trying to get her attention

Thanos Vs Deadpool
Death goes missing and the universe has a plague of immortality so it's up to her exes to team-up and find her
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/exclusive-deaths-ex-boyfriends-fight-and-unite-in-seeleys-deadpool-vs-thanos

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Remember those DC Nation shorts? Well here's one about Jimmy Olsen being fed up at Superman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-FNEML9os

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Maduo posted:

How many times have Daredevil and She-Hulk been against each other in the courtroom? It must happen to them every other week.

Soule was talking about how hr couldnt believe other writers hadn't done it before.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Phylodox posted:

That's Javier Pulido. He's got a weird style. I get the feeling he's going for a kind of quirky, eccentric Daniel Clowes/MAD Magazine kind of look. I'm not particularly fond of it, really.

He's the guy you get when you can't afford Marcos Martin or Mike Allred.

Also the guy that reminds you that if you can't afford Marcos Martin or Mike Allred then you should not try to get someone to ape their styles.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Welp, now's a good time to hop back in to DC then. Can't let down the Chickentaur.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

TheJoker138 posted:

It's relevant because his brain scans apparently looked like swiss cheese due to all the concussions he had suffered.

Wasn't his signature move jumping off a ladder to deliver a headbutt?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Hm, yeah, okay, punching someone's dick in does seem worse than punching their dick off.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

AnonSpore posted:

I dunno, as a chronic masturbator I can say with some confidence that that would stop me from jerking off pretty well

Pff, amateur. :rolleyes:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

bobkatt013 posted:

If its Yost then it will be worth reading.

He's busy directing Max Steel and writing Thor 3 and now doing both on He-Man.

I don't think he and Zeb Wells are coming back to us. :smith:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"Sir, I sense that the Sanctum's defenses are down, is everything okay?!"
"Yeah, just ordered some pizza again. Hey, what was the netflix password again?"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Sounds very useful for that exact situation!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Archyduke posted:


edit: no more mutants


Scott was Hank Hill all along?!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Marvel Wikia posted:

Now on Femizona Island, Superia checks on the progress of turning Captain America and Paladin into women. Gathering all the super powered women together, Superia explains she learned that in the future, most of North America will be called Femizona and women will be the rulers, led by Thundra. Superia believes she is an ancestor to Thundra, and will cause the event that leads to this future. Not liking the way this future sounds, Asp and Black Mamba find Cap and Paladin and help free them from Superia's Feminization Treatment. Donning Black Mamba and Asp's costumes respectively to disguise themselves as women, Cap and Paladin infiltrate command center and confront Superia. After a brief fight, Superia reveals her plan to sterilize all the women on Earth except for the 10,572 women on Femizonia Island, and that she's already launched her Sterility Seed rockets.

What a loving comic book.

Gaz-L posted:

Diamondback and her girls save them, and Cap and Paladin have to (supposedly) cross-dress to escape.



The one time I was hoping for awful female superhero costumes.

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Sep 29, 2015

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Dr. Doom has some wierd ways to beat off Richards.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Teeth are required to make full use of the complete spread of Squirrel-based powers.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Here lies the only good Fear Itself tie-in



Marvel Graphic Novel #72

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
As far as we know the RICHARDS :doom: family is simply gone in ANAD and will come back from whatever happened at some point.

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