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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






In my head I'm hearing a bit of Efram Zimbalist Jr.'s pumped-up German accent from the 90s cartoon slipping through as Otto's tripping over himself to defend "The Doctor" from Deadpool's relentless Showtime At The Apollo routine.

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






SilverSupernova posted:

I think my favorite part of that issue was when Taskmaster wasn't in the mood to fight because he was hired alongside Batroc and Lady-Stilt Man, so he just asks Wade to convincingly knock him out of the fight.

Also this.



It took a few seconds of staring at that to make sure that Wilson's right arm wasn't stretching out into a freakishly-long Spidey left arm.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






SilverSupernova posted:

Whelp. Spider-Verse continues to justify it's existence today.

Amazing Spider-Man #12





I have retroactively needed this all my life.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






David D. Davidson posted:

From what I heard, actually the writers couldn't think of any good spider themed finishing movies so somebody just said "you know what's cool? Giant Robots. So how about the monster just turns 50 feet and Spiderman has to get into a giant robot to fight it?" and the rest is history.

I could buy that; after all, Spidey's big finishing move in the fighting games is the mighty spider-power of... punching dudes a lot! :spidey: Should've borrowed from the Spider-Man 2 movie game and hauled them up the Empire State Building for an atomic suplex.

McSpanky fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jan 8, 2015

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Say Nothing posted:

I don't know the source, or what the gently caress is going on.



It's it obvious? Alfred and Bruce's relationship has evolved from acerbic but good-humored jabs at a vengeance-obsessed emotional cripple to straight-up bullying an autistic manchild.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Keldroc posted:

These days he focuses his energy on exposing the grand hoax of tectonic theory perpetrated by Big Science.

You don't have to be a geologist to know how absurd this is, but buddy it sure helps.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






smashpro1 posted:


Uncanny X-Men #542

It's about time someone reclaimed suicide bombing for the good guys! (No really, that is incredible awesome.)

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






The MSJ posted:

Batman having a superpowered protege? Maybe this is them creating synergy with Batman v Superman.

Injustice Year Three chapter 16


More artists need to draw Punch-Out!! faces when someone gets their clock cleaned.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






On the other hand, that's basically Deadpool's schtick but with a face attached to the other voice.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






goldenoreos posted:

Funniest panel for me this week comes from Spider-Man & The X-Men #2



Gotta admire a man who won't brook any distractions.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Random Stranger posted:

He's an X-men villain so I think the wrong studio has him. :v:

If only we'd get an X-Men movie that used the Savage Land.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Angry Walrus posted:

The X-Men are assholes, what else is there to it?

They still remember when Spidey totally clowned them in the original Secret Wars, fair is fair.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Zefiel posted:

So, does that Aquaman comic predate Marvel's fastball special? :ohdear:

I think we have to call it a fastbear special now.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






goatface posted:

Chamber? He's pretty old school. Has the ability to blast energy from his upper chest, but blew most of his lower jaw off as his powers manifested.

He speaks by being a superhero.

edit - Is he telepathic? He's meant to be some sort of tele-thing.

Any character that originated from Generation X being described as "old school" makes me feel like a loving dinosaur.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Diet Poison posted:

Says the big pink naked guy with the visible skeletal (and, what else, digestive, depending on who draws him?) system. I'm gonna assume Glob also doesn't have junk because it would be way too horrible if he did.

It should just look like a water balloon.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






The MSJ posted:

His body is made out of paraffin wax. His powers are the standard strength and durability. Someone earlier said Sauron made him into a dinosaur. What does that look like?

If there's any goodness in the world, a translucent Barney or :baby:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Those were both Claremont, right? I guess he's just another drat friend of the family Guy.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






She throws her boobs like Thor's hammer?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Didn't someone do a drawing of it like straight on to show it was actually a pretty horrible design?

MH Knights posted:

There was a statue released recently and it didn't look all that great.

This is absurdly disingenuous. If it looked good in the original story by the original artist, who loving cares about this other poo poo?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Her armor has wings because it's an eagle motif and they open when she flies because magic is all about mad stylin'.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Ghostlight posted:

Pop culture references are bullshit


[Deadpool #26]

I feel like I had a stroke while reading this.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Did that rear end have it coming?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Lurdiak posted:

Yeah, it's a neat trick that's all over Final Frontier's art. For example, here's Golememnon.



Frankenhulk and Orion Strange are pretty boss.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






If you really wanna No-Prize it, Matrix Supergirl is a shapeshifter and one of the few characters for which the boob-butt pose is enitherughghfgbhdfbhdebdn I can't even fake that.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Mister Mind posted:

Please tell me it was 22 pages, each one a nine-panel grid, and nothing made sense unless you knew twenty years' worth of continuity... :gizz:

"Porn continuity". A concept as terrifying as it is adhesive.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Even the Penguin.

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Keromaru5 posted:

It could be like that SNL skit The Rock did several years ago, where Superman actually does a terrible job of hiding his secret identity, and everyone at the Daily Planet jokes about it around him just to laugh at his denials.

That skit lived or died on Rock's performance and he nailed it. If they don't put him in a superhero movie someday we're gonna lose a hell of an opportunity with that charming SOB.

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