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I could never read Superior Spidey's lines in anything but a bombastic teutonic accent and kept wondering how no one could tell it wasn't really Peter.
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"Okay, Drax, you swing your axe and do 2d6 of damage." "I do not have an axe." "No...no, your character swings his axe." "Does he have an axe?" "Yes. Yes, of course he does." "Well, how am I meant to know this?!? Where is he, anyways? I do not see him!" "That's him there." "That is a small plastic figurine." "That's your character." "I do not like this game."
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Do the dinosaurs still have cancer, though?
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Gaz-L posted:...Tell me you're joking. Tell me you made that up. I don't care if it's ACTUALLY true, I just need you to tell me it's not. The fact that you even have to ask is the most damning indictment of comic books.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Man, I really love how Archie finally got out of the 50;s. And straight into 1968 with Afterlife With Archie.
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bunnyofdoom posted:we see it as a how to manuel I misread the last word in your post and parsed it as "Canada's version of Emanuelle."
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Rhyno posted:How do you know it isn't? As someone who grew up watching Bleu Nuit in Quebec during the 80s and 90s I can tell you quite confidently that Emanuelle is Canada's version of Emanuelle.
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You probably never heard of Hulk.
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qntm posted:How would ballast make you move faster? Well, if she were a submarine...
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Goddamn you, Kevin Smith, we all had such high hopes for you in the late 90s. The man is a walking, talking anti-weed PSA.
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I used to really dig him. I thought Dogma was awesome. Then Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back happened and I realized that his career was basically a cult of personality where being lazy and constantly stoned were virtues. He really doesn't seem to have any interest in growing or evolving as a person, as a writer, or a filmmaker.
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Mar 16, 2015 04:51
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Ironically I thought (and still think) that Chasing Amy was his most honest, heartfelt-seeming movie, probably the closest he's ever come to progressing as an artist.
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You know how when you're stoned and you have these great, revolutionary, world-changing ideas only to realize they were complete poo poo when you sober up? Well, at this point Kevin Smith's entire career is predicated on him never sobering up.
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Mar 16, 2015 16:57
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bobkatt013 posted:Well here is what happens when he sobers up! I think we have to shift our definition of "sober" quite a bit when reading that quote. In this case, it basically means "still totally loving stoned but not so cataclysmically stoned that you write a scene where Batman pisses himself and honestly think it's a good idea". That and the guy's famously lazy. I imagine him waking up from a weed-fueled bender, reading the "Batman pisses himself" scene and thinking, "Jesus, what the gently caress was I thinking?!? I can't submit that! But...ah, poo poo, that'd mean I'd have to re-write a bunch of stuff. gently caress it, it's good enough."
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Mar 16, 2015 22:12
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It's almost like a Pavlovian reaction at this point. Or is that Skinnerian?
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Mar 19, 2015 01:30
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I've never had In-n-Out, but the Five Guys near me is gross. The burgers are so greasy that the bun is basically paste by the time I get to the table. So, yeah, Hawkguy knows what it's about.
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Mar 21, 2015 05:02
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achillesforever6 posted:Their fries are good though, I only get a small plain burger anyway so the bun isn't that greasy. Yeah, I will give them that, their fries were pretty great.
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I like the Posehn Deadpool run. It doesn't shy away from the occasional pathos to ground the character a bit.
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Apr 1, 2015 19:30
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Buried proved that Reynolds has hella serious acting chops, too. I think he (or his agent) just has a tendency to play it safe and stick to the wise-cracking rear end in a top hat roles.
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Apr 3, 2015 21:41
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The sequel was hot garbage, though. Hot, smelly garbage.
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Apr 4, 2015 05:17
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At this point there are probably lengthy backstories to the background characters in the stories about background characters. Like, the ugnaught that Ice Cream Maker Guy brushed past while making his escape is featured in his own short story, where it's revealed that he's the last ugnaught Jedi. Then the vendor who sells him coffee in his story has his own short story about how he's Chewbacca's dad or something.
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Apr 14, 2015 22:22
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Everything is canon...if you believe.
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smashpro1 posted:Totally want Stilt Man to show up in Daredevil season 2. Hell, he all but showed up in season 1.
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Apr 15, 2015 22:21
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For sure. I would have expected a "thou art".
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Apr 16, 2015 00:10
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But does he have eyelids on all those eyes or are they, like, always open? Because if he can't close them...Jesus.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:50
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THE GOLDEN CENTURION (Stan) Just slays me.
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Skwirl posted:He probably has clear eyelids like alligators or something. Where can I pick up my no prize? I just started reading Spider-Man & the X-Men and Eye-Boy definitely has lids on all his eyes. There were a couple of panels where the eyes were closed, and Mojo had him strapped in a Clockwork Orange dealie with hooks holding all of his eyelids open. I find myself oddly relieved.
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Apr 17, 2015 15:06
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Nah, Squirrel Girl is awesome. gently caress consistency. Galactus being a giant squirrel is great.
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Apr 23, 2015 15:46
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But what if Galactus took a selfie?
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Uthor posted:I bet Galacta has taken a selfie at some point. That seems like one of those things that could be either awesome stupid or just plain stupid so I looked up some pictures and it looks like it's definitely the latter.
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Apr 23, 2015 19:05
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Chinston Wurchill posted:
No, that's Doreen Green taking a selfie with Galactus. What do Galactus' selfies look like...to Galactus?!? 
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Arctic Baldwin posted:The most powerful being the in the Marvel universe With antlers.
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Apr 24, 2015 04:57
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A true leader knows when to delegate!
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The newsprint look is part of the charm. Blow it up to poster size and you've got yourself a genuine faux Lichtenstein.
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redbackground posted:It's Byrne That was a sick Byrne on Lichtenstein, though.
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I prefer to think she was a mediocre psychologist until she hooked up with Joker. Being around that much crazy for that long is sure to give you all kinds of insights into the human mind.
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redstormpopcorn posted:
If your toast isn't PMS 485 you're living wrong!
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mind the walrus posted:Yes Liv Tyler is the clear "loser's prize." That depends, does the winner get Jennifer Connelly?
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Great, now Norman Osborne sounds like H. Jon Benjamin in my head.
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Waterhaul posted:Shhhhh. There's never been another Nick Fury. It's always been
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