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Wootman posted:lol just stole some fuckers account.. applewhite? what a gay rear end name Reported. Enjoy your ban. By the way since I pay money for a subscription technically that account is stolen property and you could face CRIMINAL CHARGES if all my items aren't returned in tact! Also, lay off you guys my password was IRONIC.
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His new password literally is "IRONIC". Which is probably some kind of paradox... Anyway, Applewhite had way more Borxite than he was letting on. I'm ratting him out to whoever will listen.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:His new password literally is "IRONIC". Which is probably some kind of paradox... Whoever hacked my account put that Borxite there! Also what you are doing is called AIDING AND ABETTING!
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Applewhite posted:Reported. Enjoy your ban. By the way since I pay money for a subscription technically that account is stolen property and you could face CRIMINAL CHARGES if all my items aren't returned in tact! Enjoy your ban, I have sent terrible banworthy pictures and letters to every single GM directly from your account. I will not face any charges since I'm not from the US, I live in my own island fag.
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Applewhite posted:Whoever hacked my account put that Borxite there! Also what you are doing is called AIDING AND ABETTING! More like what I'm doing is raiding and betting, yo! I tripled your Borxite on the gnomish applejack boards and you're never going to get the dividends. Ever. Anyhow, tonight's my raid on Hourmazd's Temple. If the Handmaiden doesn't drop some Chantilly Lace I am going to keep complaining on the forums until I get banned again. All I wanted to do was make a Bo Peep costume two Walpurgis Nights back and I never got the chance. If she has the lace on her I'm either going to get it legit or trade some sweet Borx Inlay Hairpins for it.
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To: Videogamecustomersupport@videogamecompany.com Subj: RE: My Ban Attachments: hackerconfession.png, itemlog.xls Dear Video Game Customer Support, Recently I received notification that my account was banned for "threats, harassment, distribution of obscene material and racism." I think it's important that you know that my account was HACKED and those actions were NOT PERFORMED BY ME. I was recently tricked by another user into revealing my password, and a hacker took advantage of my momentary vulnerability. I have attached a screenshot of the hacker's confession below:  As you can see, I'm not responsible for the charges leveled against me and my account should be unbanned. Furthermore, while taking unlawful control of my account, the hacker sold/gave away a large number of valuable items. Fortunately, as a result of a previous incident I will not relate here, I keep meticulous records of my items and have attached an excel spreadsheet I'm sure you will find quite comprehensive. Please restore all the listed items to my inventory as they were wrongfully taken from me. Sincerely, Loyal Player, Applewhite PS, as you can see from the screenshot, the hacker claims to reside on a sovereign island. I'm not sure whether he's aware that cyber attacks against US citizens can be considered an ACT OF WAR but I urge you not to take the issue to the state department. We have lost too many good men and women in the armed forces to military quagmires in the past decade and I would hate to be partially responsible for starting another. P.P.S. In spite of submitting multiple tickets, I have received no response from the GMs regarding a number of gems stolen by user Killsteel. Are you aware if any progress has been made in bringing a confirmed griefer to justice?
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Lowtax I just rolled up a LVL 1 LP-Abandoner do you have any tips?
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Hey, gang. I hope your evening was better than mine. Raid was a big bust. The lace was snagged by some ninja. Appropriately they were named Crewelworker so I should have seen that a mile ahead. I died a few dozen times so all of my gear is sharded to frags and salvage. I don't know if I should even reforge it or die-cast it into commemorative figurines of my cartoon? None of the raid were any help - they all phased or played 'possum or teleported to the Temple Bar and one Orckin Entitled Felon even killed himself rather than take the heat for a few seconds to allow me to jam raw chicken and Legend Salads into my wounds. All I had time to do was chug Spumedrink to recover eXtreme Pts. The whole thing kind of burned me out on group stuff and the game. Also, definitely do not trust klan Quest Giver. Except maybe Killsteel who was nice enough to give me a Sour Wine at the Azure Rose Inn after the raid. He also brought me some Dingeweed which was thoughtful. Since Applewhite is banned on his account for the foreseeable future, I'm going to let him use my account while I muster the will to continue playing my favorite video game. If you see me running around it just might be him.
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Finally got the final tier of the Horrible Birth skill. Time to start making an army! VVVVVVVV He just pm'd me, what the hell?!?! Attitude Indicator fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Jan 5, 2015 |
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Jan 5, 2015 13:56
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FFS will people stop inviting HornyDad back into the guild? Every time he steals the entire guild collection of mouse parts, pussy cotton and delicious red apples. I spent 9 hours yesterday raiding the pussy miners camp for that cotton and now it's all gone just because someone felt sorry for HornyDad again. I don't care if it was his headmate who did it, his headmate or multiple personality ALWAYS do it. Please stop. Also, I need someone to boost me through Prince Mumblefritt's Pagoda. I need The Katana of Sneaky Strength because mine was stolen by, guess who, HornyDad.
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Jan 5, 2015 14:05
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Hey guys did you know that if you type your password it doesn't show up? *************** Cool huh?
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I'm sorry I got your account banned, Sam E.
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Guys I keep trying to mine in peace but this total noob is constantly in my face telling me how he hosed my mum and doing this weird gay but oddly arousing dance. I mean it's not actually effecting my character per se but his gayness is ruining my game. Why won't the game devs stop this crotch thrusting harassment? I bet if I was a woman it would be stopped instantly.
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Applewhite posted:Hey guys did you know that if you type your password it doesn't show up? rprtd 4 scam, njoy ur ban noob
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Applewhite posted:Hey guys did you know that if you type your password it doesn't show up?
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jon joe posted:rprtd 4 scam, njoy ur ban noob The joke is on you that was Sam E.'s account.
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Well after several emails and over six hours on the phone with customer support, I finally got my account unlocked. They refused to restore my items, however, proving that Video Game Company doesn't give a poo poo about its fanbase. At least my chardz should be okay thanks to the 25 digit keycode on all chard pouches.
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To: Videogamecustomersupport@videogamecompany.com From: Flutterguy69@gmail.com Subj: Chard security flaw Attachments: Chardtracker.xls Dear Video Game Customer Support, What is the point of implementing a 25 digit security keycode requirement on all chard pouches if you're going to send replacement keycodes to the players' in-game mailbox?? That defeats the whole purpose!!! As this is your blunder I expect you to restore ALL my chardz immediately. I have attached a copy of my personal chard-tracking spreadsheet as reference. Sincerely, Disappointed Player, Applewhite
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LVL 27 BUTTHOLE LFM FOR FART rear end BUTT
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Need someone to boost me through Dungeons of Hellion I have no equipment and no chardz. Also all my skill points have been redistributed into watchmaking. Willing to split loot 60/40 in your favor.
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Hi, I just maxed my tailoring and I'm trying to craft Mantle Of The Social Justice Warrior. I'm a Dramaturge, and that item has really nice stats a bonus on it that increases the length of all my CC spells and reduces the cooldown of my best CC spell (Hysterical Whining Fit: causes AoE confusion and daze for 5 seconds) if I get it, it will also complete 4 pieces of my Social Justice Warrior Set, which has a bonus that reduces cooldowns on my best AoE buff spell (Invoke Intense Feels) so I really need it bad. I'm looking for a specific item required though called "Fearless Queer's Tear" and it's supposed to be a rare that drops off a specific mob somewhere but none of the wikis say which one and I can't find any other info. I really need that item though.
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Tsinava posted:I'm looking for a specific item required though called "Fearless Queer's Tear" and it's supposed to be a rare that drops off a specific mob somewhere but none of the wikis say which one and I can't find any other info. I really need that item though. I thought this dropped in the Forest of Trees? Hard to say for certain since I got my mats back in vanilla-choco swirl... Hang on. I'm looking it up on Official Game Support Vault run by third party company. I have to turn off all Flash and script-enabling first though to avoid their many viruses. OK, simple mistake - Fearless Queer's Tear dropped in the Torrents of Fears. This was a scrolling rapids zone that players either loved or hated, so to addressed that they made it unavailable in the Mega-Ultra Battle Ending All Wars II update. So the only way to reach the area was to find someone who died there, never re-rezzed, and who also had the Summoning Ghost spell? But that spell was nerfed (and it was only two months before a lukewarm patch removed the item drop tables from Torrents of Fears) and the idiot devs force-rezzed the ghosts in the nearest graveyard. (Remember when all the KFC faction were griping that buzzards kept stun-locking and killing them?) Looks like you're going to have to wait for the Mists of Spergoth WE (Wholelotta Exploits) starting this weekend. Word from the delta is that a new version of the zone called the Forever Fear Torrent is in it, and it's not going to have scrolling. (Which ruins the feel of the zone, strips it of its novelty, and basically makes Princess Prawn Pockets's "you can never go back - not even the bravest warrior can turn the tide" speech sad and pointless instead of the beginning of an epic, timed battle for your life.) I hope you got a Leaky Dugout before canoes stopped dropping and the tree-burning recipe was nothinged. Oh, and you better cross your fingers that the FQT will work with your old gear pattern!
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..Needless to say canoes are the only watersportscraft small enough to maneuver successfully in the Torrents. Anything larger and you're pretty much stuck on rails with the currents. Can anyone confirm if Dingeweed Coracles are going to be a thing? I heard a rumor but it might have just been some Prankster Muffins messing with my head. TIA (Touched In Apathy)
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i swear this loving game. sometimes i ask myself if im weird for even playing this.
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Allright I WILL NOT TAKE IT ANYNORE...SOME people on this forum of been BESMIRCHing MY GOOD NAME... saying I don't even know how to play... IDIOTS. Need I REMIND you that i was the FIRST to solo the Cavelands of Raast Bed Presented by Arby's©???? I was the one who INVENTED the Yellow Deluge build for Pisserpent?? I discovered the chodebucket duplication GLITCH... Just wait I will quit the game and then we're will you be without 88AlphaAdolf88?!? NOWHERE -88AlphaAdolf88
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Finally got my account restored. NCC (Nana's Check Cleared). I'm going to spend most of my day catching up on my weeklies and then if there's time I'm going to get my yearlies out of the way. Spent this morning escorting ghosts and keeping them company so I could maintain my Spirit Seer buff and generally some good time RPDing (Reciting Poetry of Dante). Seeing dead characters makes me feel like I'm that crybaby from The Ring (or The Village? DRCC - don't remember couldn't care). Plus, Spirit Seer opens up the whole Mass Graves quest line and the War Echoes of Futures Past Cursed Dirt mini-zone. If you haven't been, it's basically a "what if the Goblin versus Darker Green Goblin Pogroms had never happened" deal and one of the more brilliant examples of writing since it ties into the 5-novel "I Regret Dying" story arc they published two years back without revealing too much or too much overlap. Most of the quests are from the perspective of the Darker Goblins, which is why they keep referring to it as the Goblin versus Lighter Green Goblin Genocide if you're confused by that. So if you're wandering around dead a bunch, look me up. I can lead you to the QGFTDT for Mass Graves and then you'll be on the way to exploring the rich history of the almost-extinct Goblin peoples.
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Guys if you can't even complete a raid on the Dungeons of Never Ending Torment and kill the Tormenticator without half the loving raid dying you're a loving terrible noob who is probably a friend of the family jew and you should kill your self. And another thing..... BUT MOM I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF THE PC YET.... NO! IT'S NOT FAIR! THEY WERE ALL NOOBS SO I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH THE RAID... I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE WORK TOMORROW! sorry guys I'm back. None of you heard that did you? My mom being a total bitch again lol
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Jan 6, 2015 18:00
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mitts of scrotal groping for sale
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My plans all just went to heck. Just got my monthly. We all know how bad the game can get if you don't take care of your monthly quest. Sorry, dead folks! You're going to have to find the QGFTDT (Queer Guy For The Dungeon Toil) by yourself for now.
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I'm a level 129 lonely fatlord, WTB Friends.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:My plans all just went to heck. Just got my monthly. We all know how bad the game can get if you don't take care of your monthly quest. Dammit, Sam E.! I literally just finished throwing my character into the well of tormented souls so I could be resurrected as a Ghost in the Ghost Zone!
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Level 43 Advanced Klansman here. Just need the EBT Supercard to complete the Urban Kamo set so I can make a push for Southern Knight. Gonna grind some Welfare Queens in Walmart this evening, anyone wanna run? A crossburner or wizard of some sort would be really nice
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Does anybody else think it's stupid that it now costs Borxite to accept tornadoes when it used to be free? I get that it's supposedly a balance issue and they implemented it to stop players from having their friends spam tornadoes to pull them out of tough situations at the last second which was a popular PvP griefing tactic, but the in-universe explanation still irks me. I mean, I get that Vortexia, the goddess of tornadoes was bound with Orihalcum chains in the endgame content of the "Typhoon of the Gods" Expansion, and that it was revealed that the Orihalcum contained a Borxite impurity that allowed her to commune sympathetically with Borxite on the material plane, but that directly contradicts earlier mythology that Orihalcum cannot be alloyed with earthly metals without completely losing its ability to bind gods! I mean, seriously, does the dev team not even read their own backstory before implementing these changes, or is it that they just don't care?? Also, now that Borxite has become a vital ingredient in tornado casting, there's the new problem of "borxite cartels" which go out and camp all the borxite nodes in a given region, mining them before other players can get them, then selling it at inflated prices in the AH. This is severely affecting the in-game balance of power!
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I'm stuck in this stupid quest and I don't want to start over. Especially since I had to activate Scrumptin's Sundial to get phased through the rock bed. I went through the Caverns of Felsite Floss and managed to evade the Gummi Troll. Thanks to my DOG (Daily Obstacle Gear) I swam through the acid falls without too much loss of HITS (Heroic Integers Tallying Strength). Anyway, there's a big chasm death-pit (confirmed) with a bridge of triangular gratings. Flames keeps shooting up from the chasm and it looks like a Simon rip-off mini-game where you have to remember the sequence. After a dozen tries most of my gear is melted and stepping in the exact sequence only appears to injure my char. This fire keeps burning me and I cannot figure out why.
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Starting a Borxite cartel outside Glendell Wood. PM me if you want to join.
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How many spider butts do you need to cast web of spider butts? Literally every website has a different loving answer and I am sick to loving DEATH OF THIS loving GAME BEING SO loving HARD.
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for the small price of $60 you can boots any character to lvl 90. only catch is that your feet stay level 3.
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Captain_Indigo posted:How many spider butts do you need to cast web of spider butts? Literally every website has a different loving answer and I am sick to loving DEATH OF THIS loving GAME BEING SO loving HARD. Chill man, the number updates with every patch. It's the number of notches on the Spider Queen's web bedpost
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