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I got nothing with a v device for the specific reason that I didn't do anything vaguely important. I could've been replaced by a shaved monkey in ACUs and the very low, low requirements of my military service probably would've been met anyway. In other news, the army is making me nervous. I got my last regular pay check on the 15th. Cool. Then I retired on the 23rd. Awesome. On the 24th I received my final active duty paycheck from the army. And it terrifies me. I'm waiting for that green dick to jump out of the bushes and jam me right between the cheeks when I'm taking out the trash or something.
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Mike-o posted:my v-device is my dick. Virgin device
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Cole posted:Virgin device dusted
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Yo, good job Army http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/2015/01/16/-phoenix-mikey-weinstein-recruiting/21873217/ 
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Deathy McDeath posted:Yo, good job Army To be fair, it looks like it was solely the work of whatever retarded Jesus freak E7 is running the recruiting station.
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if people get pissed about a stupid army poster then they don't have real poo poo to be pissed about (like actually being in the army) e: look at the bright side, maybe someone is protesting and won't join the military and the military actually inadvertently did someone a solid. Cole fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jan 27, 2015 |
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Deathy McDeath posted:Yo, good job Army if this was anything like my experience at basic there'd be more self-described wiccans
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Oh, plenty of good christian soldiers in my basic company. Quite happy to go to the islamic and mormon services on Sunday when they found out about the chocolate though.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:if this was anything like my experience at basic there'd be more self-described wiccans This. I'll never forget the cadre during our shakedown, finding a wiccans "bible" and screaming about him being a filthy dirt hippie.
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Friar Zucchini posted:Just got myself to Fort Gordon, what's ya'll's general opinion on it? (I by the way am a Chair Force desk warrior) Just got here a couple weeks ago myself. I already hate life, but I've been dealing with it by getting out of the area and seeing poo poo.
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Red87 posted:Just got here a couple weeks ago myself. I already hate life, but I've been dealing with it by getting out of the area and seeing poo poo. Go to the WTB barracks. There's a van driver there named Ray. Get in good with him. He can maybe get you masters tickets. He worked the early evening shift. I think it ended at like 8pm.
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not caring here posted:Oh, plenty of good christian soldiers in my basic company. I became Jewish at Benning after somebody blurted out that they have bagels and cake after the service. Put on my ACU yamaka and chowed down on those drat things.
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Anyone ever notice that there's an unusually high number of mormons in the Army?
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psydude posted:Anyone ever notice that there's an unusually high number of morons in the Army? Fixed that.
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psydude posted:Anyone ever notice that there's an unusually high number of mormons in the Army? More than I encountered in my civilian life at least.
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On my last contractor deployment to Iraq, I was working with a unit from the Utah NG. It was like the goddamn reverse bizarro Army. Squad leader would say "cover your virgin ears!" and half of them would.
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White Chocolate posted:Fixed that. I honestly didn't notice that he said Mormons and not morons. Go go brain autocorrecting and the Army being stupid.
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Aranan posted:What makes Gordon worse than any other Army base? It isn't as bad as say Polk or Drum or Irwin. There's just not a whole lot to do in that part of Georgia. Augusta is one of those towns that used to be big deal until the railroad died out. Whipped Buttcheeks fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jan 28, 2015 |
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:It isn't as bad as say Polk or Drum or Irwin. There's just not a whole lot to do in that part of Georgia. Augusta is one of those towns that used to be big deal until the railroad died out. Plus its a TRADOC base thanks to all the signal schools.
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And the speed limit is way too loving slow everywhere except a couple of streets that you will rarely use.
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:It isn't as bad as say Polk or Drum or Irwin. There's just not a whole lot to do in that part of Georgia. Augusta is one of those towns that used to be big deal until the railroad died out. Fair enough. If it's just Georgia being Georgia, I understand. I lived there in my pre-Army life.
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Augusta has enough to keep you sane, but not much else. You're close to Atlanta/Savannah/SC, but not close enough for day trips. 6/10 would Gordon again faced with shittier choices.
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Cole posted:And the speed limit is way too loving slow everywhere except a couple of streets that you will rarely use. I dunno how it is there but on Fort Hood I remember the MPs being astonishing, even for the army, shitheads about these things. 100% complete stop of your wheels and distinct pause in travel before crossing the line of a stop sign or you got a ticket and ended up on the blotter. 2 mph over the speed limit? same. Following "too closely" at the 25mph speed limit? You guessed it. There's dumb, there's Army dumb and then there was these mother fuckers out like they were trying to make a quota or some poo poo.
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Mike-o posted:kill all MPs I never wrote for under 10 over and only in housing and training areas 
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Flikken posted:I never wrote for under 10 over and only in housing and training areas And Hitler didn't personally exterminate any Jews. What's your point?
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Godwin pops up in the strangest places. I walked everywhere on hood and the chapel near... 2/1 cav, I wanna say, always had an MP hiding there.
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Fort Hood was terrible. of all the bases, they should have closed that loving thing decades ago.
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Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:Fort Hood was terrible. Strong words, especially when Fort Drum is still a thing
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Drum wasn't too bad. It's everything with Hood. The lovely buildings, the lovely layout, loving Bell County, Copperass Cove, Lampassas, Killeen, the homesteading douches, but worst of all, is goddamn Cav mentality. Everyone I knew who had been to Drum longer than a year hated Hood more within a month. Hell, I came from a frozen shithole mountain, and I hated Hood more than that place within two months. gently caress Hood. gently caress Cav. gently caress the Army.
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Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:Drum wasn't too bad. Quit reading after that line.
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