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Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Whoever set up this photo op, they deserve a goddamn medal:

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Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Spacman posted:

If you roll your shitbox out and circle it about while cheering at full power while being filmed and photographed around here it gets seized for 28 days under anti dickhead legislation. You need to pay about a grand to get it back.

Meanwhile in the US military:



To be fair, you don't need to do donuts in your new car in the dealer's lot just to make sure it won't break down.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Daktari posted:

We said that about some other groups who shot dudes we didn't like a while back as well.

"Kurds are rad as hell as long as they're aimed at someone else" didn't test as well with Marketing.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Aw, sad trombone

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Potential BFF posted:

Aside from Soviet engineering at its finest, what the hell?


Chinese knockoff of Soviet engineering, that is. The white paint makes me think it must haven been en route to a museum or mothball facility when it, uh, gave up.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

iyaayas01 posted:

If we're going to talk about Tomahawks...



It's a shame that's the most famous picture of the Vigilante.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Frosted Flake posted:

I had no idea the Navy flew planes like this over Vietnam. That seems like a pretty big bomber for the Navy.



How did it compare to Skyhawks and Intruders?

I think this about covers it:

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Spacman posted:

Old mate Vlad was in Egypt recently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IifStkAsemU

Worth the watch for the music alone.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

I've been waiting to be a disembodied brain in a main battle tank since I was 12 years old. After 35 years, there's finally hope.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

ded posted:

Considering how hard it is to land one of those normally, the pilot must be making GBS threads bricks while doing that.

So, a regular carrier landing, then.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Russia has a Mike Sparks, too?

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012


Also:



Not the same one, but they are both Yugoslav.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

BaconAndBullets posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UWuMlVuQI

Holy poo poo, that is either crazy skills or luck.

They very clearly saw it coming, so either the driver got it in gear and backed up on his own initiative, or someone told him to. So, both?

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Dingleberry posted:

Love how the dude who did the panicked dismount prolly ended up worse off than if he'd stayed aboard as he was then fully exposed to the blast from the impact. Whoops.

Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Omi-Polari posted:

This is a fortuitous topic because last night I listened to this lecture by John Prados, who's a pretty cool historian (who also works with the National Security Archive that does a lot of FOIA deep diving). He pretty much debunks all the myths about "how the U.S. could have won the war," like invading North Vietnam.


I've read the RAND report on using tacnukes in Vietnam. They said essentially that it'd work, but wasn't worth the escalation risk with the Soviets.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:




it's an april fool's joke

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

holocaust bloopers posted:

Keep dreaming. The A-10 suffers from a lack of thrust. That's putting it kindly.

It has the exact same powerplant as the S-3 Viking, which seemed to do okay.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

USS Lexington testing her 8-inch guns, because that was just something you did in the 1930s.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Godholio posted:

^Once it got off the deck it was vastly superior to the legacy hornet, and only slightly less superior to the SH. It's all the time and money in between, though. :(


Jesus, that sits even higher than I thought.

Related:

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Glorious Red Banner Fleet awesomeness from 1970. Also terrible Foley work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGlRzLa9VG4

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

JcDent posted:

I see riding on a motorcycle with AKs akimbo is a really necessary skill in civil war.

As for the Russian video... it's clearly their new ASW system that aims to fool to the subs into safety by pretending to be a an anti-ship missile.

Silex always looked kind of jury-rigged, and I'm betting that particular round wasn't any younger than 25 years.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Koesj posted:

Any more than Ikara, Malafon, or ASROC? I don't know anything about ASW missiles except that the fuckers alway sank my subs in Harpoon.

There's the main flying body, the payload suspended underneath that, and then two launch boosters strapped to the outside. The whole thing looks like an afterthought. And it's likely been out of production since 1993 or so.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Syncopated posted:

How does counter-battery fire work when you don't have radar to home in on?

You have your own radar, and it tracks the shells and does math. Or if you're still doing it ghetto style, you have observers spotting horizon flashes and counting the seconds until they hear noise like it's a thunderstorm.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

MrYenko posted:

As expensive as it was, I really feel like cancelling Crusader was kind of a dumb move.

No, Crusader was specialized to deliver high volumes of dumb shells, like the Swedish Bandkanon or that two-barrelled Russian nightmare. It just doesn't compete with smart shells. The bigger loss was the armored resupply vehicle that went with it.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Reaper over Syria, viewed from a Russian fighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tSlQUe7oQ

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

More dronecopters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfuHNHLJzoM

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

The Zumwalt has finally left the Bath Iron Works for sea trials. I imagine that exceeding design specs by touching the water and being out in the sun means it will be in drydock for the next two years.



Video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyrsioJcOvw

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

PLAN, doin' thangs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JYWq2XwjOM

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Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

There's a lot going on in Soviet Airborne Forces!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8RAtL3RMoo

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