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 I been writing. Taking meds, doing my form of therapy, and I'm about to bounce offline from March until August except for sporadic updates from the great outdoors along the AT for however far I can make it in that time frame hiking with my main friend of the family Spongebob. Then come August I'm starting college, again, so I'm not gonna have a poo poo ton of time to work on this dumb idea before Holiday 2015, but I wanna put all my writings that are.. Whatever they are, and deemed good enough writings by you dudes.. And any of your short stories that are funny and deemed good by the community at large or rants or some dick art you did or whatever, and compile it into GiP: [nonworking title] . Personally I've secretly got enough to fill volumes, but not at all is most it print worthy. This thread is to find out if you would purchase a copy or be one of the D&D faggots who get mad at the entire chapter on tranny's and not buy a copy. If you get a production line credit in authorship I'd like to get your copy to you for free. And have the larger buying base pay for it- but let's face it boys, some of our poo poo is funny but few will pay for it in good print form. I highly doubt this breaks even. But I'm trying it anyway. The idea is that it's available for GiPiss next year. Shooting for earlier. So if you get a story or piece of art in the book the idea is that the initial pricing for the books will be based on just enough to get all the contributors free copies, and one copy for the GiP mods to pass along like HIV, and nothing more. Unless this generates lots of interest in which case I'll quit and let someone less suspicious and jewy just send me a copy for cost when it's over and lemme know what charity the extra money went to. But this Jew don't wanna be accounting poo poo- one production run, and everyone sees the pricing in the open is what im doing here. Ain't poo poo hitting your kindle, it's analog only here. Oh wait look at that I can't make polls. So just post how many you'd buy if you would. What's your upper price limit, and if you want to contribute how many pages of original art or text are you gonna be bringing to the project? Are you okay if not everything makes the cut? Are you willing to let someone edit your work? Etc. This would've been easier with polls but I get banned too often. Also just to make sure I never try too coordinate GiP goons on a project again you are welcomed and encouraged to explain in great length and detail why this idea is dumb, you won't pay for it, and how your higher level of aspergeration makes you superior to me. And this is also the thread to discuss any work you are actually doing or thinking of doing on GiP: [nonworking title]   Let's see if we can make a piece of literature, GiP. P.S.: I'm locking the thread as soon as I post it so N4I can first post his rules and regulations on this endeavor I propose. Complain to him for not reopening this thread and blessing / adjudicating the project. http://youtu.be/BpqOWO6ctsg
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KirbyKhan posted:So I am slightly confused. Do you want original content for this book or is this a choice collection of crazy as balls forums post? How would you describe what you want your book to be? It's going to be a somewhat honest and true narrative of events and experiences from mine and others adult lives being spent screaming silently and into that goddamn great indescribable void we've all loving come to know on our ribbon racks as "the global war on terror" It's gonna be my (and any others who wish to contribute) own personal spit roasting of this 6th slaughter house we keep getting sucked back into over and over again. And I think I'd like to write my own little Intel autism survivors guide with MRE style illustrations and descriptions with a rock (or something). I got around a hundred pages of poo poo I think you guys could find honestly funny. I wanna put more than just shim scrawlings in here if it's gonna have the GiP name on it. I'm one (weird) guy who posts here and I don't got the ego to ever think a book with just my words would be a good enough representation of GiP to publish plus I'm hardly the funniest we've got here, and honestly not even our most crazy so a "just shim stories" book seems unbearably awful to me. Then again those shim stories are somewhat true stories of my actual experiences, which certainly for me seemed varied from others, so you can see why the suicidal maniac in me doesn't see the corn in the turd on the "shim book" idea here. I'd much rather us make a GiP stories compilation/anthology and you guys lemme put it together for us and all of us that's good with words and funnies will clean it up and make it worth the buy for next holiday season. There'll be plenty of shim stories, but I personally think more dicks under one shower head makes for a better book in the end. And what I want is a(nother) funny GiP book. If it turns out we got no takers to help me pick up the torch for a GiP anthology, I'll publish "Shims Struggle: How to accidentally Cuck a dude during the global war on terror and bag your first half black chick at the same time." Or "Mein Foreskin, Nein Problems." Or "It's just HPV don't be a bitch about it."
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An unnamed and ironically not azn GIP bro's wife cheated on him with me while he was overseas. We figured it out one night on IRC talking about if we had banged subhumans or half coloureds and I described his ex to a t, turns out it was her once I told him her name / the shifty town it happened in after her and I met at dinner one night at a resteraunt/bar. Didn't believe it till he knew her name and had pics haha. Sorry, again dude. If it makes you feel better I probably gave her HPV. Good news was she never hosed him after me they divorced and now we all have a funny story to remember, cuz gipppers marry whores and shim dont wear rubbers and is serious about tucking milwifetrash. My secret kink. OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Jan 11, 2015 |
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his? That like wasn't a story, that's life in Intel sperg cuckland for you. But yeah. The gip one was funnier because it's so loving sad to meet your hosed up Eskimo brother via gip. I don't lead a good life. Not enough psychotropic meds around to unclog my mental toilet after its all said and done. 
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Jan 11, 2015 16:33
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Kandak Sayaqa posted:I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment. And this guy just made sure this poo poo is happening, no matter what.
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Jan 14, 2015 06:47
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Waroduce posted:I would buy a book, put me down for one. I'd probably pay upwards of 50$ for an nice coffee table style book, although idk what that sort of money gets you in the publishing world and im flexible Shimazu42069@gmail.com tia, would love what you have.
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Waroduce posted:Will look for this tonight or tomorrow Available for Christmas 2015 is the goal, I figure it'll make for easy goonpiss foddder.
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