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cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Joe Flacco - 259
Andrew Luck - 376
Andy Dalton - 155
Tucker: Matthew Stafford - 9

799. I am probably out.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Since I missed the first kickoff...


Ben Roethlesburger - Passing Yards - 334
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards - 117

Andrew Lucks - Passing Yards - 376
T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards - 103
Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards - 47

Tucker Number: Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards - 85

1062. Welp. See you guys next season!

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


solauran posted:

Made the playoffs in my rookie season! It's all downhill from here

Justin Forsett - Rushing - 36
Bernard Pierce - Rushing - 5
Fitzgerald Toussaint - Rushing - 0
Josh Harris - Rushing - 25
Ben Tate - Rushing - 19
Dri Archer - Rushing - -1
Jeremy Hill - Rushing - 47
Gio Bernard - Rushing - 6
Mohamed Sanu - Receiving - 31
Dan Herron - Rushing - 56
Trent Richardson - Rushing - 0
Zurlon Tipton - Rushing - 40
Jonathan Stewart - Rushing - 123
DeAngelo Williams - Rushing - 16
Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving - 33
Greg Olsen - Receiving - 37
Kerwynn Williams - Rushing - 23
Stepfan Taylor - Rushing - 3
Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving - 31
John Brown - Receiving - 34

Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing - 75

639 - yep, straight to the bottom

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
844 looks like it could be close, but it will likely be 10th just to gently caress with me. loving Jeremy Hill and Cam Newton. Also gently caress me for picking Trent Richardson.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Andrew Luck - passing - 376
Ben Roethlisberger - passing - 334
Jonathan Stewart - rushing - 123

Tucker: Tony Romo - passing - 293

1126 lol I blew it hard.

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.
It's alright, I busted by something like 12 Yards so see you next year.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I totally forgot the Seahawks had a bye and put Beast Mode in my lineup. I still got 876.

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



WaffleZombie posted:

Ryan Lindley - Passing Yards - 82
Andy Dalton - Passing Yards - 155
Joe Flacco - Passing Yards - 259
Dan Herron - Rushing Yards - 56
Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards - 0

Tucker: Golden Tate - Receiving Yards - 89

641. At least I made the playoffs!

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

OrangeKing posted:

Woohoo, snuck into the playoffs with two top ten finishes to end the regular season! The lineup:

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards
Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards
Tucker Number: DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards

868? Eh...

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Akbar posted:

Ah so my sandbagging (read: forgetting and being too lazy to post a list) these last three weeks haven't harmed me. Cheers.

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
Joe Flacco - Passing
Jeremy Hill - Rushing
Tony Romo - Passing

933 hmm ok

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Alright, I know I said I was gonna try to have this finished yesterday but then Google Drive decided to take a giant poo poo while I was in the middle of working. Bolded players move on, everyone else is eliminated. We're just gonna keep going in this thread, the Tucker game this week is Colts-Broncos.

Fenrir: 994 (1031-37)
Grozz Nuy: 993 (1030-37)
rebel1608: 975
Okibi: 974
pixelbot2000: 955
Grittybeard: 947
Akbar: 933
Arnold Layne: 928
ROSS MY SALAD: 927

skaboomizzy: 876
OrangeKing: 872
marioinblack: 844
Felter Chesthard: 838
aBagorn: 825
Christ Pseudoscientist: 799
Apples McGrind: 796
Ron Roenicke: 683
solauran: 643
WaffleZombie: 641
The Puppy Bowl: 504
Mughe: 1012
Z.S. Ghost: 1047
axeil: 1062
Gandalf21: 1067
Phiggle: 1085
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 1126

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Julius Thomas - Receiving Yards

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I'm eliminated anyway so it doesn't matter but I definitely got more than 504 :colbert:

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I'm eliminated anyway so it doesn't matter but I definitely got more than 504 :colbert:

Check your list again and see if you did anything wrong.

You used more than one player from the Tucker game

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Grozz Nuy posted:

Check your list again and see if you did anything wrong.

You used more than one player from the Tucker game

Oh, yeah. Totally spaced on that.



At, least I would have lost regardless.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Welp, any time I get 990+ I always seem to tank the next week but let's see how this goes

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Tony Romo - Passing
Jordy Nelson - Receiving

Tucker: Andrew Luck - Passing

Insert Suh Token Here.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Noooooo, first loser. Still pretty pleased since it was my first time playing.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

Suh Token

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Tony Romo - passing yards
Marshawn Lynch - rushing yards
Rob Gronkowski - receiving yards
Dez Bryant - receiving yards

Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - passing yards

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
Joe Flacco - passing
Justin Forsett - rushing
Tony Romo - passing
Jordy Nelson - receiving

Tucker # - Andrew Luck - passing

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards
Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Tony Romo - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
Shane Vereen - Rushing
Dez Bryant - Receiving

Demariyus Thomas - Receiving

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Tony Romo - passing
Tom Brady - passing
Jonathan Stewart - rushing
Justin Forsett - rushing
Greg Olsen - receiving
Doug Baldwin - receiving

Tucker #: T.Y. Hilton - receiving

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
DeMarco Murray - Rushing
Tony Romo - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Welp, any time I get 990+ I always seem to tank the next week but let's see how this goes

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 316
Tony Romo - Passing 191
Jordy Nelson - Receiving 22 :wtc:

Tucker: Andrew Luck - Passing 265

Insert Suh Token Here.

794. Bleh... oh well, at least I made it to round 2 of the playoffs. Better than I thought I'd do.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Tony Romo - passing - 191
Tom Brady - passing - 367
Jonathan Stewart - rushing - 70
Justin Forsett - rushing - 129
Greg Olsen - receiving - 58
Doug Baldwin - receiving - 38

Tucker #: T.Y. Hilton - receiving - 72

925. Maybe? Maybe not, but a decent score at least.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Akbar posted:

DeMarco Murray - Rushing 123
Tony Romo - Passing 191
Aaron Rodgers - Passing 316
Andrew Luck - Passing 265

895 oof a bit poor, eh tony?

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Aaaand I'm out. :sigh: Really thought Romo would throw for more than that against Green Bay's defense. Congrats to the final three. Point of order: since there are only two games left there's no limit on taking more than one player from each matchup, but if you have a token to use you must designate a specific player from Colts-Patriots as the Tucker Number. Good luck!

Okibi: 995
Arnold Layne: 927
Grittybeard: 925

Akbar: 895
Grozz Nuy: 885
pixelbot2000: 877
Fenrir: 794
ROSS MY SALAD: 720
rebel1608: 661

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Grozz Nuy posted:

Aaaand I'm out. :sigh: Really thought Romo would throw for more than that against Green Bay's defense. Congrats to the final three. Point of order: since there are only two games left there's no limit on taking more than one player from each matchup, but if you have a token to use you must designate a specific player from Colts-Patriots as the Tucker Number. Good luck!

Okibi: 995
Arnold Layne: 927
Grittybeard: 925

Akbar: 895
Grozz Nuy: 885
pixelbot2000: 877
Fenrir: 794
ROSS MY SALAD: 720
rebel1608: 661

Fourth place :toot:

At least I beat Grozz.

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
I think I am supposed to have 899 (perhaps Jordy Nelson's 22 yds were left out). In any case it's the best finish I have had since I began playing years ago. Once again, it was a lot of fun. Thank you everyone and especially Grozz for managing everything so well.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Just gonna bump this thread to point out that our final three players have all of ten hours to get their lists together...

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Dwayne Allen - Receiving Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
I was surprised to still be in this!

Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
Daniel Herron - Rushing Yards
Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards
Hakeem Nicks - Receiving Yards

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Tom Brady - passing
Russell Wilson - passing
Eddie Lacy - rushing
Jordy Nelson - receiving
T.Y. Hilton - receiving
Julian Edelman - receiving
Doug Baldwin - receiving


Okibi posted:

I was surprised to still be in this!

Same, same.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Pretend my list is like someone bidding one dollar on the price is right.

Jesus Russell.

e: Wow he ended up with 209 somehow. I think he had 30 or something halfway through the third quarter

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jan 19, 2015

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

So I'm pretty lazy and don't feel like counting, but did someone actually win this thing? And do they get to do a speech or something?

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
Yes, final tally? Mine still needs to be corrected from the previous week.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Now that the actual Super Bowl is upon us, let's go over the final results!

In third place, with 560 yards: Arnold Layne!

In second place, with 603 yards: Okibi!

Which means that our 2014 One Thousand Yards or Bust champion is: Grittybeard, with 819 yards!

Congrats to Grittybeard, I hope everyone enjoyed playing this year.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Holy crap I kind of gave up after the game Wilson was having and didn't even pay attention after that.

Thanks for running this again Grozz, I'm sure it's a ton of work.

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Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
Congrats Grittybeard, and thanks Grozz Nuy for running the game. It was fun!

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