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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Lol at every mil on mil marriage.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Being an A school instructor I see the funniest poo poo all the time.

The 'first relationship ever and WE'RE SO IN LOVE' couple

actually that accounts for most of it.

There was one couple that got married after knowing each other for 5 days because someone got ordained online and did the marriage in the barracks. The guy promptly failed out of school and got sent elsewhere. Dunno the status of that strong relationship.

There was the couple that sat by each other in class. Some students found a note of theirs and passed it on to me and the most horrifying statement I could have ever read was on there. Luckily I've scrubbed the original words but it was something like, "We can't sit next to each other anymore, my mind and my hand wanders". This chick was giving the guy over-the-pants-hj's on the regular. Fuckin gross. They both failed out of school and got sent elsewhere.

There was this one BUDS drop dude who was all ALPHA MALE ALPHA MALE. Dude was real proud of the fact he banged it out with someone from each branch of service. Like it's real hard to do that in a fukcing training city. Got real upset when I asked if he gave them a reacharound.

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