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I dont think this webbongos app is working properly my stomach feeeeeels sick
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 07:42 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 01:57 |
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Auggh everything's floatin' around now god drat you webBongos.com
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 07:47 |
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Web... Bongos... Can't... get away ... from .. Webbbongons!
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:01 |
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lowtxa i am suing yoi for sezure
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:02 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:09 |
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Bongos... EVERYWHERE
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:09 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:17 |
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W E BB ONGOS
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:18 |
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what the fuuuuuck
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:20 |
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mom, dad, i'm SURFING THE WEB
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:21 |
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This is my type of thread.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:21 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:23 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:24 |
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wha...
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:24 |
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I just wanna see a twirling lobsterphone.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:39 |
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This entire loving site is on drugs I swear to god.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:40 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:44 |
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This thread keeps crashing my phone. Thanks lowtax
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:38 |
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im not actually interested in the thread content i just wanted to see the thread effects
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:45 |
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jesus f7uuuuck
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:53 |
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wicked sick
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:57 |
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Fojar38 posted:im not actually interested in the thread content i just wanted to see the thread effects it's funny how the thread goes normal when you reply though
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:59 |
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Lowtax posted:I've been thinking about inventing something that will make me popular and get a whole shitload of money, but somebody already invented electricity and carpet and doors so I came up with a new idea: WebBongos. i agree
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 10:10 |
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THIS THREAD OWNS I WANT WEB BONGO NOW
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 10:26 |
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dude WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS THREAD
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 11:00 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 11:01 |
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It's only been a very short time since I started using WebBongos. I though the app was mildly annoying. I tried to stop the program but it just kept going so I deleted it from my iPhone 7++Q. The drums still kept going. I tried to call tech support to figure out what was going on and how to stop this infernal racket. The voice system was incredibly convoluted. After two hours the hold music, which was an piece by Kenny G, slowly morphed in the same bongo music my phone was constantly playing without me realizing it. I hung up. Then I heard a sound outside. I looked out of my window to see wolves on my porch. They were sitting on their haunches just staring at me as if they were keenly aware of me being aware of them. It was at this point that I realized the bongo music was coming from every speaker in the house. Oh my god help me. I'm in Hell. I'm in Hell. I am in Hell. A couple minutes ago I just went to my fuse box and turned off all power but the music still persists. WHY WON'T IT STOP?! WHAT DID I DO WRKNG?!? I heard speech coming from outside but all I see are the wolves. I think the black and gray one is the pack leader. His eyes are so blue. They make me think of the blue you see in pictures of glaciers. If I get out of this alive I am sooooo giving this app a 1 star rating in the app store. I just tried to call tech support again. Someone finally picked up... But I couldn't understand what they were saying. It just sounds like some garbled mess like stone being scrapped down a long hallway made of wood and it just keeps repeating. It's been six hours. I finally understand what they are saying. I need to open the door. Should I open the door? I am so scared. I'm going to open the door.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 11:09 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 12:41 |
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web bongos are a good idea you will love web bongos everyone likes bongos i sorta feel like the word bongos should have an e in there somewhere Dogmeat fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Jan 3, 2015 |
# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:41 |
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funny the thought of people banging bongos at each other seamlessly over the internet seems like it would really really take off
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:49 |
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i can't read any of this
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:49 |
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This is not triggering my epilepsy. Please increase the strobe effect to over 5 flashes per second for optimal seizure causing.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 19:00 |
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move your head to the rhythm the web rhythm the online rhythm of Web Bongos
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 19:00 |
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webbongo is just the beginning, the rhythm section of the future webportal that will own the internet. following webbongo will come webBass, WebKeys, and Webstring, which will come together in a voltron like amalgam of music, to form WEBJAM. The first ever website for live online jamming. The word will be spread with fake-popup style banner ads reading, "69 people online want to jam with you!!"
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 19:33 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 19:41 |
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4D BROWSING IS FINALLY HERE
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 19:45 |
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FFUUUUCKKK poo poo PISS
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 19:51 |
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this thread is like an earthquake
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:01 |
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excuse me I think this thread is messed up
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:03 |