Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
What will the Nightly Show be like?
This poll is closed.
A news parody, like the Daily Show 15 13.27%
A pundit satire, like the Colbert Report 7 6.19%
Something else entirely 91 80.53%
Total: 113 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Locked thread
Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Jon, none of those people like black.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I'd like to see Jason Jones and Samantha Bee do an evening news anchor team.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

It's one thing to kick a man in the balls, but at least look him in the eye when you do it.

For shame, Jon. For shame.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Gotta give props to the guys who decided not to chase the van.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
That picture of Obama with the Muppet Babies was terrifying.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Huh, that segment on Bernie Sanders made it sound like he'd be going against Clinton in the primaries. Is he not running as an independent?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I can see Larry catching some massive, massive heat for that interview with those gang members.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Dammit Britain, you looked over at what Republicans are doing in America, and thought, "I want that?"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Quinn's trying to claim he invented the cliche 'you see someone and you describe their clothes but you can't say what color their skin is' joke?

The humor comes from the fact that the close are described by their colors which he tells us he can't see.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I have this image of O'Reilly or Hannity yelling, "How dare Obama use the n-word! That's our word, he's got no right to use it!"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Winkie01 posted:

Trump is 2nd in a new poll in NH after Bush :allears:

I am choosing to believe they're all trolling.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I wish Stewart had covered the perfect storm of disingenuousness over Obama dropping the n-bomb this week. I know Wilmore covered it, but it's so hilarious that I wish it was covered more.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Cruz does a good Flanders at least.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I'm choosing to believe that the people in those polls voting for Trump are just trolling.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Tomero_the_Great posted:

I think I like Lavell Crawford the most on The Nightly Show. He's like a big cuddly black John Candy.

"This shirt is bringing people together!"

I'm surprised that they showed people just laughing at that shirt and no white people with a chip on their shoulder on it.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Larry had an actual panel last night, instead of him, two people who also work on the show, and a guest.

I hate that people keep saying that Trump is authentic. He's an eccentric billionaire who writers his name on buildings in gold. His entire existence is an advertising campaign for his brand. The blustery, macho bullshit is just as much of a front as the folksy, average Joe bullshit other candidates put on. He's saying what he knows racist idiots want to hear.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
In Civilization 2 and 3, building the Pyramids put free granaries in your cities.

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Nov 6, 2015

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
In a Exodus, the Jewish slaves are put to work making clay bricks used in more mundane construction, while the pyramids were made from limestone.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Trevor just made a crack about his own show's few viewers.

Is it really doing that bad? :smith:

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Nov 11, 2015

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
While we're on the subject of Huckabee, last week he, along with Cruz and Jindall, spoke at the National Religious Liberties Conference headed by Pastor Kevin Swanson, who previously and at the event called for the death penalty for gays.

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Nov 20, 2015

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Chris Brown was supposed to be the guest tonight. I saw a opulent of articles yesterday about some Daily Show staffers being unhappy about this. Any word on how the change happened?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Dammit, MSNBC, all you and CNN have to do to be better than Fox is refrain from being a cesspool of hatred and lies, but you guys keep looking for new ways to suck.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Trump supporters are fascist pricks, racist shitheads, and the biggest goddamn idiots on the face of the planet. I'm just calling it like I see it, sorry that I'm not sorry that it offends your delicate politically correct sensibilities. Go cry in your safe space if that offends you.

  • Locked thread