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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
*Establishing shot, a giant, black tower, rising endlessly into a fiery sky. An athlete bursts through a wall of reinforced steel, causing the towering structure to collapse. Among the rain of steel and fire, the athlete grabs a particularly large chunk and shoves it towards the camera. As he bellows his name, his stats appear on it.*

*Establishing shot, a group of battleships plowing through a stormy sea. An athlete slowly surfaces under one of the gigantic ships, screaming like an angry whale. He snaps it in two over his back, resulting in a horrific explosion. He stomps his foot on the sea floor, and a giant mountain bursts from the sea, with his stats written on it. He screams his name, again like an angry whale.*

*Establishing shot, outer space. What appears to be a far off, twinkling star is actually an athlete, screaming through space headfirst like a furious comet. As blood streams from his mouth and eyes, he flies into the moon, wrecking its surface with the resulting explosion. When the dust settles, the athlete's stats are written on the moon, and he rises up behind it while growling his name.*

*Establishing shot, a field of skulls. There is an athlete among the skulls, naked and on his hand and knees. Suddenly, he jumps to his feet, and begins screaming nonstop as he digs his fingers into his chest. Geysers of blood spray from his chest into the pitch-black sky, where they transform into stars, quickly forming into the Milky Way. Among the stars, the athlete's stats appear.*

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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
*On the Saturday morning preceding the Super Bowl, Cartoon Network plays a Tenkai Knights marathon called the Tenkai-Bowl. They play all Tenkai Knights episodes back-to-back, and all of the commercial bumpers are set up like a sports show. Terry Bradshaw and John Madden talk about the characters from Tenkai Knights as if they were football players. They excitedly present stats like "villains owned" and "days saved" as if they were football stats. They also interview the characters from Tenkai Knights, which involves the voice actors talking about football over stock footage of the show. The NFL theme plays nonstop over all of these commercial bumpers.*

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