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Whirlwind Jones: by Lowtax

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-kill-family-dog-kills-woman-instead-front-husband-4-year-old-son/

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Burlington, IA � A Burlington Police officer, supervising a domestic dispute, shot and killed a woman in front of her house Tuesday morning.

The victim has been identified as 34-year-old Autumn Steele. The Iowa Department of Criminal Investigation (DCI), who is leading the investigation, has not released the name of the officer who shot her.

There is no indication that Steele or her husband were armed or that they posed a threat to the officer involved.

According to court records Steele was arrested Monday night on a misdemeanor charge of domestic abuse. She was released from the jail and told that she could not return to the home without a police officer escort in order to gather her belongings.

Steele then returned to the home with her police officer escort, the same person that would later kill her.

As her husband, Gabriel Steele, was loading up their 4-year-old son, Steele came out of the house and got into an altercation with him. She was followed by the dog.

When the escort officer saw the disturbance he went to break it up. Witnesses say that at this time the dog was being playful, but apparently still threatened the officer which caused him to draw his pistol and begin shooting.

One of the shots fired struck Steele in the chest.

�The dog startled the officer. The officer began shooting at the dog. The officer was still shooting when he fell down in the snow,� one witness told The Hawk Eye Newspaper.

�It appeared he was shooting at the dog when (the officer) fell to the ground. It�s my belief the woman was shot accidentally,� said another witness.

Seconds after the shooting another Burlington officer arrived on the scene and both officers tried to calm Gabriel Steele, who wanted to help his wife.

�I�m a combat veteran,� he screamed. �What are you guys (police) doing? Let me help.�

Steele was eventually taken by ambulance to the Great River Medical Center where she later died of the gunshot wound to the chest.

This is a tragic case of police incompetence. The very government agency who claims the authority to carry deadly weapons into all situations often disregard this heavy responsibility and end up hurting those they ostensibly protect.

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# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:27

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:08

Cool NIN Shirt: by vyelkin

At least the dog lived

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:30

jenny jones fan

Local Dog Outsmarts Pig

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:32

a shiny rock

im glad he got the bad guy

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:32

bonestructure: by Ralp

for once the dog doesn't get it

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:33

Frog Act

lmao this sounds like something out of a sitcom

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:33

BombiTheZombie

the popo have an instinctual urge to end the lives of dogs. if a cop in the street isnt shooting at your dog right at this moment, its because he is too high on confiscated shrooms and pcp to see the dog

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:33

Hobohemian: by XyloJW

Melmac posted:

Local Dog Outsmarts Pig

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:33

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Melmac posted:

Local Dog Outsmarts Pig

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:35

Flyball

BombiTheZombie posted:

the popo have an instinctual urge to end the lives of dogs.

they're even afraid of and shoot caged dogs and dogs that are running away.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:35

Internetjack: oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers

I wonder how many shots had to be fired to effectively miss the dog, and murder a bystander?

I realize it was probably a handgun, but I just picture an automatic rifle with the trigger squeezed down and the barrel just flying around in every direction.

Bullets in the house, bullets the cars, bullets in the garage door, bullets in the ground, bullets in the telephone pole half a block away...

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:40

dad gay. so what: by FactsAreUseless

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# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:41

CountButtula

Cops should definitely have automatic weapons on patrol, Paris proves this

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:42

Hell Yeah

oops i killed a person. -cops

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:42

Tenzarin: .

Officer down officer down!

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:42

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN

Wait, so the dog didnt go ob to kill the cop? After he missed and fell down and was open for finishing off? Thats weird. Are they gonna put it down anyway, for safety?

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:43

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Cops are such loving bedwetting retards, my first reaction when going to someone's house and having their dog run out isn't to freak the gently caress out.
They always say they have good reason to think people are out to get them because their job is dangerous, but they always light up dogs like the dogs are sentient enough to realize that it's a cop and cops have dangerous work, loving lol, what morons.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:43

Moola

lol this sounds like an episode of brooklyn 99

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:44

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Internetjack posted:

I wonder how many shots had to be fired to effectively miss the dog, and murder a bystander?

I realize it was probably a handgun, but I just picture an automatic rifle with the trigger squeezed down and the barrel just flying around in every direction.

Bullets in the house, bullets the cars, bullets in the garage door, bullets in the ground, bullets in the telephone pole half a block away...

Tbh this sounds pretty accurate.
There was that one thing where they lit up a busy street and hit everyone but the person they were trying to murder.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:45

Cyber Dog

the cop fell in the snow while firing his gun at a playful dog, killing 1

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:45

Xaris: Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

At least the dog lived

this is probably the first time. usually they go out and chase the dog as its running away cowaring by the fence and shoot it with a whole clip.

like this one where it was the loving mayor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berwyn_Heights,_Maryland_mayor%27s_residence_drug_raid

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:46

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN

Is the dog still on the loose is the public in danger have the local schools been evacuated yet?

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:47

rejutka: by zen death robot

Good dog, bad cop

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:47

whip: by Lowtax

Should have spent more time at the range.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:47

Xaris: Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

as a white person, im really upset when cops kill dogs. like its worse than killing a black person. i'd rather them kill 10 black people than a poor dog imo

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:48

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

well that's one way to get a no-fault divorce

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:48

XMNN: I am incredibly stupid

what I really want to know is what sort of dog it is/was. hoping for something small and yappy to make this story complete

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:49

CountButtula

should have really called in air support playing ride of the valkyries imo, if anything this cop underreacted to a clear and present danger

is anyone fundraising for this poor officer of the law in this trying time

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:51

BombiTheZombie

Xaris posted:

as a white person, im really upset when cops kill dogs. like its worse than killing a black person. i'd rather them kill 10 black people than a poor dog imo

As a white, heterosexual male, i

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:51

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

XMNN posted:

what I really want to know is what sort of dog it is/was. hoping for something small and yappy to make this story complete

"Your honor, I had to shoot blindly. Have you ever seen a cockapoo? The menace and hatred in their eyes... I... I was scared for my life."

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:52

Bethamphetamine

Xaris posted:

as a white person, im really upset when cops kill dogs. like its worse than killing a black person. i'd rather them kill 10 black people than a poor dog imo

Don't make this a racial thing. Americans loving love dogs. There are programs to reunite soldiers back from Iraq with the stray dogs they chilled with there in between doing their day job.
Iraqi war orphans probably wish they had hair all over and waggly tails.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:53

Moola

kill all cops

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:53

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Do It Once Right posted:

Don't make this a racial thing. Americans loving love dogs. There are programs to reunite soldiers back from Iraq with the stray dogs they chilled with there in between doing their day job.
Iraqi war orphans probably wish they had hair all over and waggly tails.

they're middle eastern so, like, don't they have hair all over already or am i confusing them with a different hairy ethnicity

furries can help irt waggly tails

we can do this

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:54

Minorkos

nutranurse posted:

"Your honor, I had to shoot blindly. Have you ever seen a cockapoo? The menace and hatred in their eyes... I... I was scared for my life."

i'd imagine it'd be more like

"i ain't gotta apologize for poo poo" *fires gun in air*

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:55

Four Score: by zen death robot

Melmac posted:

Local Dog Outsmarts Pig

that'll do

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:56

BONE DOG: by Fluffdaddy

Why does it seem that cops just can't wait to shoot a dog at the slightest provocation

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:57

Bethamphetamine

nutranurse posted:

they're middle eastern so, like, don't they have hair all over already or am i confusing them with a different hairy ethnicity

furries can help irt waggly tails

we can do this

That would be a loving hilarious fake charity website to make.

Help our Vets reunite with the children whose parents they murdered. It's drat near impossible to arrange immigration, but if we dress 10 year old Omar up like a dog, he can get his papers after a few weeks in a quarantine kennel. He won't mind eating the dog food - it'll probably be the first meal he's had in days that wasn't a 50 year old's cock.

# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:58

Cuntellectual

Melmac posted:

Local Dog Outsmarts Pig

Goldmine

# ? Jan 8, 2015 00:00

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Xaris posted:

as a white person, im really upset when cops kill dogs. like its worse than killing a black person. i'd rather them kill 10 black people than a poor dog imo

You're missing the point, the fact that cops kill defenseless and harmless animals as way of 1. hurting the people they're apprehending, 2. getting their kicks for killing things, 3. doing it because they know no one will do poo poo about it, 4. they're such huge pussies that they're actually afraid of the dog, are all reasons why it's so retarded.

It's just one of the more obvious signs that they're psychopaths outside the realm of killing people. If they can't kill a human being, or don't have the "guts" to, they'll just kill an animal.

# ? Jan 8, 2015 00:00

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:08

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Melmac posted:

Local Dog Outsmarts Pig

# ? Jan 8, 2015 00:01

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