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MLKQUOTEMACHINE

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
well that's one way to get a no-fault divorce

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

XMNN posted:

what I really want to know is what sort of dog it is/was. hoping for something small and yappy to make this story complete

"Your honor, I had to shoot blindly. Have you ever seen a cockapoo? The menace and hatred in their eyes... I... I was scared for my life."

MLKQUOTEMACHINE

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Do It Once Right posted:

Don't make this a racial thing. Americans loving love dogs. There are programs to reunite soldiers back from Iraq with the stray dogs they chilled with there in between doing their day job.
Iraqi war orphans probably wish they had hair all over and waggly tails.

they're middle eastern so, like, don't they have hair all over already or am i confusing them with a different hairy ethnicity

furries can help irt waggly tails

we can do this

MLKQUOTEMACHINE

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
man this is gonna be one fat lawsuit

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