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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Insanely sikh nazi celebration from Rodgers again.

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

ephex posted:

Brendan "Literally Hitler" Rodgers

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
7 hours since Villa scored a goal in the prem.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Sanchez will be made captain in the summer and then he'll leave.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Tsaedje posted:

True English Lion Harry Kane has led Spurs to a mighty 6th place. Meanwhile foreign myth manager Arsene Wenger's team of poo poo players are... 5th?

Do they get a trophy for that?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
United will still win.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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TelekineticBear! posted:

its amazing how uncomfortable smalling looks all the time

Its like a man thats bullshitted his way through an interview for a really technical job and now doesnt really know what hes doing but doesnt want to get fired.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
There are some fuckin shockin barnets on that pitch.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Southampton deserved that for wasting so much loving time. Walking to the halfway line before going off gently caress that.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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loving hell Dowd is having a nightmare. He's just told Smalling no more like that despite not giving a foul for it. Is he mental?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
loving hell Dowd is just plain poo poo. Hes loving enormous too.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Shrapnig posted:

Do Southampton not have a shirt sponsor?

As in a manufacturer? They're all made in house.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Shrapnig posted:

That's Phil Neville.

No its not.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Taxi for Bertrand

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Valencia that runs at players has turned up today.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
It would be cool if we could have a shot on goal imo.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Lmao Blind just fuckin rugby tackled Clyne and Dowd waved it off.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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chuggo is BACK posted:

dowd owns because he seems to have basically got old and decided not to bother

His positioning is so bad hes miles away from play.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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chuggo is BACK posted:

remember when he got thin and now hes fat and poo poo again lol

"it all evens itself out in the end" - phil dowd as he realises he cant breathe enough to blow his whistle

Have you noticed that he seems to take a punt on what teams are doing, like he'll jog forward as if hes expecting the team to lob a ball over the top so he doesnt have to sprint if they do. Hes always miles from a counter attack.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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chuggo is BACK posted:

ahahah he really does

Every single time Southampton pass the ball between their back four he's off towards Uniteds goal. Never in frame.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I paid for sky sports to watch this :qq:

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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I feel i must apologise to Grez for the last 2 games. He was right.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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stickyfngrdboy posted:

Haha I noticed this a bit ago because he looked like he was making a midfield run and looking for a pass

Seriously they'll end up getting pressed back to the keeper and hes still stood on the halfway line.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I dunno what just doesnt work but Mata alternates between 5 minutes of really good passing and 5 minutes of just conceeding possession, Rooney tries the same ball every single time and the wingers aren't putting the ball in the box properly.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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chaoslord posted:

They all do this

e: Well maybe not the "Never in frame" part, but they all tend to just leave things alone if the ball is being passed around the back and head up field

The issue is he will still be the other side of the halfway line when the balls on the edge of the 18 yard box because hes expecting the pass back to the keeper and the hoof upfield. Whats he going to do if a player fucks up and passes it right to a United player who then falls over a tackle in the box?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I paid for a sky day pass for this poo poo lol i want 5 goals.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Lmao Fonte with another free header.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Im not sure how Dowd hasnt given a penalty for the shirt pulling yet, except for you know, Dowd.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Southampton are playing really really well defensively.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Tadic has no shirt and shinpads and they want to bring him on lol.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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mackintosh posted:

RVP not happy at being subbed.

Hes gone off with the Physio. I think hes not happy that hes injured.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Lmao loving typical defending.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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The defence was shite but frankly Grez has a point, theres been literally 0 attacking threat all game.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Did Valencia just cross with his left foot :captainpop:

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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chuggo is BACK posted:

sorry friends i was setting up My New Big Telly, what happen

We been bad chuggs

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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chuggo is BACK posted:

the first half was as bad as i've seen united going forward in ages imo

was the goal any good

United defending.txt

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Mata just missed an open goal

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
2 sitters.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Tbf Mata looks like the only player that gives a poo poo right now.

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Paperhouse posted:

There was a short period this season where United looked great going forward but really on the whole we've been poo poo at attacking teams for about 3 years

Neville said it best. United have been far too safe, no-one willing to take a risk.

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