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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011




i just used something like this was amazing. you get your cock out at the urinal and a racing game starts on the screen and you steer with your stream. A+ would piss again.

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
who had the high score

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


SmokaDustbowl posted:

who had the high score

Idk but my score is was 548

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
weird i thought u were transgendered but i think most people in the pos are

i mean not that a transgendered person couldn't enjoy a urinal but it seems like it would just be stressful imo

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

weird i thought u were transgendered but i think most people in the pos are

i mean not that a transgendered person couldn't enjoy a urinal but it seems like it would just be stressful imo

My girlfriend tells me to be more manly all the time does that count

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I'm a real boy

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
most people in the pos have never know the warm embrace of another being. myself included.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


im married to a female woman

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

theadder posted:

im married to a female woman

actually, surprise dude
youre getting a dilz

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
so how long you piss for helps? cuz i wonder if anyone tries to hold it in for as long as they can while drinking more just to get a high score

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

weird i thought u were transgendered but i think most people in the pos are

i mean not that a transgendered person couldn't enjoy a urinal but it seems like it would just be stressful imo

hey everybody, check out this guy who's never heard of the peecock

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

As a Millennial I posted:

hey everybody, check out this guy who's never heard of the peecock

beecock?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
shewee

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:
it seems like there's a catch 22 here in that you get a score then you pound beer to fill your bladder so you can try and beat your last score, but you're drunker so you'll probably score lower. then you end up buying your alcoholic friend cheap beer so you can use his dick to play again.

this game has already caused a weird feeling

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
could you install it in a real car?

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
hey! me and my bros are gonna play some piss games again at the bar, wanna come?

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

suffix posted:

could you install it in a real car?

could you install it in a real doll?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
what score do you get for shittin in it

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
unsurprisingly there's no female version of this.

SEXISM IN GAMING.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i need one that makes girls aim the blood more accurately

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

bobbilljim posted:

i need one that makes girls aim the blood more accurately

:stare:

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

suffix posted:

could you install it in a real car?
i want one configured as a midi controller for a live pee a

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
:mrgw:

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

BooLoo posted:

unsurprisingly there's no female version of this.

SEXISM IN GAMING.

actually, it's about *faaaaaarts*

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

*raceracerace*
*men's room door opens*
*abrupt stop*
*shuddering back to 10 mph*
*stop again*
Game Over

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
^^^^ i hate your avatar

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

^^^^ i hate your avatar
it is pretty shameful garbage, yes

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


pram
Jun 10, 2001
i just drank coffee and my breath smells like poo poo!!

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

pram posted:

i just drank coffee and my breath smells like poo poo!!

sure, but there's no need to make it sound like those two things are related

pram
Jun 10, 2001

PleasingFungus posted:

sure, but there's no need to make it sound like those two things are related

great. dont sign your posts would have also worked in this situation . keep up teh good work

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

what happens when 2 guys pee in the same urinal in this game

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

asking for a friend

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Egan Yardley posted:

what happens when 2 guys pee in the same urinal in this game

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

looking forward to the charity Lets Play 'LiveStream' :mmmhmm:

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

bobbilljim posted:

what score do you get for shittin in it

youll be slow but your car is a monster truck and runs over the other cars

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

BooLoo posted:

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS

crossing swords is the ultimate bro bonding experience

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

vodkat posted:

crossing swords is the ultimate bro bonding experience

confirmed for ultimate brodaciousness

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

Egan Yardley posted:

what happens when 2 guys pee in the same urinal in this game

the car suddenly turns into a Jaeger and you have to defend Hong Kong from several kaiju

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MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

these things will lead to bladder problems as men try and store as much pee as possible so they can race longer and go for higher scores which will give them weak bladders in later life

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