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Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Goku would beat Galactus, though iirc there are like 3 other dudes who are just personified cosmic forces that are stronger than Galactus

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Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog

paragon1 posted:

Goku would just toss him into the sun before he could work up a good head of steam.

I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt paragon1 but allegation BFAH has leveled against you is true. The sun would not destroy The Hulk, who has survived Johnny Storm's supernova and proven that he can chill in space no problem.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Big Anime Fan Here posted:

You're as pathetic as your ideas about who could beat Goku

A weak comeback from someone whose knowledge about Goku is equally weak i.e. extremely weak.

Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog

paragon1 posted:

What about Thanos with the complete Infinity Gauntlet?

This would work though. I think anyone with an Infinity Gauntlet would be able to beat him.

Also Franklin Richards.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Paper Triangle posted:

I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt paragon1 but allegation BFAH has leveled against you is true. The sun would not destroy The Hulk, who has survived Johnny Storm's supernova and proven that he can chill in space no problem.

He can't get out of the sun though.

Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Goku would beat Galactus, though iirc there are like 3 other dudes who are just personified cosmic forces that are stronger than Galactus

Galactus is p weak overall but yeah, Living Tribunal, The Beyonder, Eternity/Infinity, any Celestial, and possibly the Phoenix Force would beat Goku.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Or would the Sun make Hulk angry? Hmmm

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
The infinity Gauntlet basically gives you the powers of Haruhi

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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What would get The Living Tribunal to agree to beat Goku I wonder?

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW

Paper Triangle posted:

Phoenix Force

Goku with the Phoenix Force

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Maijin Herald of Galactus Vegeta with the Phoenix Force

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Goku with the Phoenix Force

:monocle:

Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog

paragon1 posted:

He can't get out of the sun though.

He would simply wait and grow angrier as time passed, but you're right although I think that would be a stalemate. Would we allow Silver Surfer to carry him out of the sun the way young Goku used Nimbus to avoid ring-out in the Budokai Tenkaichi (where he was not immediately disqualified)?

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
The Silver Surfer would probably side with Goku

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Paper Triangle posted:

He would simply wait and grow angrier as time passed, but you're right although I think that would be a stalemate. Would we allow Silver Surfer to carry him out of the sun the way young Goku used Nimbus to avoid ring-out in the Budokai Tenkaichi (where he was not immediately disqualified)?

I think the real answer is that Goku would calmly restrain Hulk until he was no longer angry and then they would be best friends.

Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog
poo poo you're right. I take back what I said about you.

Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog
Wait no that's what Luffy would do or something, Goku would be excited to fight such a powerful being.

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Now that this thread is about Marvel comics too much, I'll be honest: I hate it

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Goku only wants to fight people whose hearts are in it. He would eventually deduce that Hulk is actually in great emotional pain and just lashing out.

Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog
I'm going to go play FFXIV so I won't post anymore about Marvel. I may come back if I think of a good anime or manga answer though. I hope we can all continue to enjoy this thread.

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Akagi would also beat Goku, somehow

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Accelerator from Index

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Maijin Herald of Galactus Vegeta with the Phoenix Force

I'm absolutely sure I played this dude on M.U.G.E.N.

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

I'm absolutely sure I played this dude on M.U.G.E.N.

lmao I was going to make the same joke

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Holy poo poo... What if Goku fought CHUCK NORRIS

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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In which movie/t.v.series?

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
what if a friend of the family stole goku's bike lmao

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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reported for racism

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

could ippo beat goku in a boxing match with a year of prep time

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Goku might be the only guy who's been beaten stupider than Ippo over the years

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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I don't want to even think about what that MRI would look like.

Do sensu beans repair damage to nervous tissue?

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

*Rare Akuma, Omega Tom Hanks, Omega Tiger Woods and Omega Orochi Shin Kung Fu Man appear for a huge battle royale*

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
drat pewdiepie you are a good as hell poster

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

drat pewdiepie you are a good as hell poster

Yeah but he still cant beat Goku. You cant beat Goku Pewds.

Though Space Dandy could beat Goku.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

*Rare Akuma, Omega Tom Hanks, Omega Tiger Woods and Omega Orochi Shin Kung Fu Man appear for a huge battle royale*

omega tom hanks already lost to ssj5 gogeta iirc

Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog

related:

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW

Foul Ole Ron posted:

Yeah but he still cant beat Goku. You cant beat Goku Pewds.

Also Space Dandy could beat Goku.

Are we doing alternate Dandys VS. alternate Gokus because I don't think standard Dandy can beat standard Goku. However, if you consider the following properties perhaps he could:

-Dandy can only hit a target if he's not aiming for it
-Goku would doge Dandy's laser gun
-If Dandy aimed for Goku, and Goku dodged, it could hit Goku

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Are we doing alternate Dandys VS. alternate Gokus because I don't think standard Dandy can beat standard Goku. However, if you consider the following properties perhaps he could:

-Dandy can only hit a target if he's not aiming for it
-Goku would doge Dandy's laser gun
-If Dandy aimed for Goku, and Goku dodged, it could hit Goku

Thats just mad enough to sound plausible. Plus you know, its Dandy.

But Team4Star Goku beats normal Goku, plus all of the above mentioned posts (especially pewds) because of muffin butten.

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I can beat up Goku.

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