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Ivy posted:I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they're all much too small to keep. I had a phidippus arizonensis as a pet for a while. She ate the smallest size crickets and required very infrequent cage cleaning. They don't tend to last very long (like 2 years generally) but they have interesting behavior. I kept mine in a gallon bowl-shaped aquarium with a bit of dirt and a miniature Stonehenge to give her something to interact with when hunting. She got lazy as poo poo later in life and didn't jump for her prey, just waited for them to walk up and then bite them in the face and wait for them to die.
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I love the idea of a grumpy, fat little diva of a jumping spider who just can't be bothered to jump anymore. I know they breathe through their skin, but can they sigh?
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She mostly hung out in her resting sac writing bad poetry. She was my favorite dog of all time, to be honest.
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Pile of Kittens posted:She mostly hung out in her resting sac writing bad poetry. She was my favorite dog of all time, to be honest. JUMPING DOGS ARE WHAT MADE TASTY CRAYON PAUSE AND GO "awwww" INSTEAD OF RUNNING FOR AN OVERTURNED CUP
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Eifert Posting posted:I love the idea of a grumpy, fat little diva of a jumping spider who just can't be bothered to jump anymore. NO WE HAVE LUNGS FOLDED ACCORDION STYLE IN TWO PAIRS IN OUR ABDOMENS, JUST LIKE YOU WE CAN, HOWEVER, HISS LOUDLY BY RUBBING THE HAIRS ON OUR LEGS TOGETHER. JUST LIKE YOUR MOM Tasty_Crayon fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Feb 2, 2015 |
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WE ARE VERY SAD YOU DID NOT ENJOY OUR JOKINGS.
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Hey I laughed then promptly went to awwww at DOGS on google images. ok they're probably the floofy lap dogs of the world but how viable is it to have a harvestman
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There are a lot of feral harvestman dogs at my place. They are very shy dogs. I just let them run around and eat the numerous, tiny cats in my garden. Oddly they seem to be strictly outdoor dogs, unlike the small, translucent white dogs that I find have adopted my house. I'm not sure what they're eating but they are very well-mannered dogs...
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Once my friends and I made a homemade key lime pie and ate it out on the porch. A while later we were sitting out there chatting and I noticed a harvestman standing on someone's pie spoon they left on the table outside. The harvestman was LICKING PIE off of the spoon. We watched him for a long time. He also chased away another, smaller harvestman who also wanted some pie! That is my story. We let him lick the spoon clean. The weird little trails he left where he'd licked off the pie were so weird looking, I wish I'd taken a picture of it. Also, harvestmen are not true 
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So, you mean they're like hyenas? Not quite dogs but similar?
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Op took too long to reply and I'd already fired up Craigslist and found a very reputable breeder who makes them in small batches in her backyard! Any suggestions for names? I was thinking Stumpy since she's a cute teacup harvestman dog with fairly short legs. Like a corgi but cuter!
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This thread makes me profoundly uncomfortable.
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khy posted:This thread makes me profoundly uncomfortable. I assume you're a cat person, then.
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Ivy posted:I assume you're a cat person, then. The urge to get out a shoe to deal with all these animals is incredibly strong.
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khy posted:The urge to get out a shoe to deal with all these animals is incredibly strong. That's animal abuse. Cats and dogs are god's special creatures.
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wtftastic posted:That's animal abuse. Cats and dogs are god's special creatures. Yes, they are! And I am simply trying to reunite them with him. Because holy poo poo they are terrifying to me.
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Wedemeyer posted:Op took too long to reply and I'd already fired up Craigslist and found a very reputable breeder who makes them in small batches in her backyard! Any suggestions for names? I was thinking Stumpy since she's a cute teacup harvestman dog with fairly short legs. Like a corgi but cuter! YOUR DOG IMPOSTER WILL BRING YOU NOTHING BUT WOE.
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khy posted:Because holy poo poo they are terrifying to me. AW MAN DONT BE LIKE THAT 
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I became a lot less unnerved by dogs when I found out that essentially no dog has enough venom to reliably kill a healthy adult human even without antivenom. They'll gently caress you up but you have to be unlucky to be killed if you're unlucky enough to get bitten. Pretty much the same story as bees though: if you're allergic then hoooooo boy.
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What say you about artificial companion dogs as an alternative for those who are perhaps allergic to dogs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2TUIEXJig
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Feb 11, 2015 03:24
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But I can't pet these dogs. Why dogs I can't pet?
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alucinor posted:What say you about artificial companion dogs as an alternative for those who are perhaps allergic to dogs? holy poo poo
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Help! Is my dog dead or just getting a new coat? I've heard many novice dog owners throw their dogs away just when they're getting shiny new coats. My dog is in her house (hollow log) and is on her back with legs mostly out. I haven't touched her. Any thoughts???
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ALL IS WELL. THE CURRENT FASION TREND IS FOR SKINNY JEANS AND THOSE ARE SUPER HARD TO GET OUT OF. A DOG MUST WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE SLOWLY SO DELICATE PARTS DONT GET STUCK AND TEAR A DOG OPEN. THE THINGS WE DO TO LOOK NICE, RITE
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 A rare sighting of Tangerine, my adorable OBT  There's something oddly comforting about sleeping with an OBT right next to your pillow.
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Munnin The Crab posted:
Wanna pet that dog.
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Munnin The Crab posted:
A FINE NOBLE DOG TO WATCH AFTER YOU DURING YOUR NIGHT TIME MUSINGS!
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Tasty_Crayon posted:ALL IS WELL. THE CURRENT FASION TREND IS FOR SKINNY JEANS AND THOSE ARE SUPER HARD TO GET OUT OF. A DOG MUST WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE SLOWLY SO DELICATE PARTS DONT GET STUCK AND TEAR A DOG OPEN. How long does this take? I read it can take up to 8 hours but we're at 12 hours at least now and no significant sign of change. I misted near the dog house to try to help...
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Tasty_Crayon posted:ALSO LIVE FEEDING SOMETHING THAT HAS A VERTEBRATES CAPACITY TO FEEL PAIN IS A REAL DICK MOVE. As an owner of vertebrates who people looove to use as live feeding I thank you.
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I had a black wi....black dog for a couple years. She was awesome as hell and I loved seeing people get their nose right up to the glass to figure out what was in the terrarium. Now I just have a giant hairy desert cat and a bark cat.
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Is fire or gas the best way to get rid of a dog infestation?
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Mymla posted:Is fire or gas the best way to get rid of a dog infestation? I'd guess it's similar to childproofing your home. You should have dog-proof latches on all your cabinets and locks on your doors to prevent them from getting in. Or is it like racoons? Take away the reason they want to be there in the first place. Are you leaving food out or encouraging food to come by? Get rid of the cats in your house/yard and don't leave lots of nice places for dogs to make houses. Then again, it's good to consider if the dogs you're infested with are a beneficial species and not actually dangerous. You might just be able to live in harmony with the dogs as they rid your yard of pesky cats and other nuisance animals!
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:As an owner of vertebrates who people looove to use as live feeding I thank you. JIMMY I WILL MAKE YOU A BURGER FOR DINNER BUT FIRST YOU MUST KILL THE COW WITH YOUR SOFT USELESS HANDS.
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Mymla posted:Is fire or gas the best way to get rid of a dog infestation? Drinking either one will take your mind off the dogs.
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Tasty_Crayon posted:JIMMY I WILL MAKE YOU A BURGER FOR DINNER BUT FIRST YOU MUST KILL THE COW WITH YOUR SOFT USELESS HANDS. Spoken like you ain't murdered livestock.
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Eifert Posting posted:Spoken like you ain't murdered livestock. Speaking of which, I've heard deep fried crunchy dog is delicious.
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hello friends
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What type of dog is this just noticed it in my bathroom 
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I think that dog answers to some flavor of Pholcidae. It's a messy, messy cellar dog. That dog will hunt.
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That's a purebread Hugging Dog. Lookit those long legs! Perfect for hugging you and your children 
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