Colts @ Broncos GDT: Neckbeard vs. Fivehead

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

What the gently caress is this?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:30

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 18:25

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Andrew Lloyd Weber wrote better raps than that

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:31

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Roger Craig posted:

Delicious storylines?

Cross pollination?

Ehud posted:

am i old enough to watch a tv program with cross pollination

Perpetual Ascent posted:

Delicious storylines and cross-pollination

Guess I'll turn the TV back off...

Martytoof posted:

delicious story lines

cross pollination

I went to the can, what the hell happened?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:39

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Oh this ad's here too

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:52

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Martytoof posted:

Do they still use 1998-era Quarterbacks on the field?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:56

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Yes, it's Bad Advertising Week here on CBS!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Is this image real? Has Science gone too far?!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:05

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Utopian Mind posted:

What is the difference between NCIS and CSI?

The letter "N"

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:00

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Alouicious posted:

fun fact NCIS is actually a spinoff of JAG and if you remember JAG well congratulations

I have exactly one memory of JAG, and that was a scene in which people were learning how to ask "where is the bathroom?" in Russian.

I think it was JAG, but now that I think about it might have been a fever dream.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Poonerman posted:

So who was this originally about a decade ago?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:04

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

What the hell was with that cheerleader pyramid Indy just did?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:10

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

CSI Cyber.

Ok we've run out of ideas for shows.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:13

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Vertical Lime posted:

halftime gazing

the overturned call reaction shot from jerry's booth

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:15

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

The only thing I know about whatever "The Good Wife" is about is this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67CzLpzJI6U

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:22

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

His name is Zurlon?

Wasn't that the big tube head on Power Rangers?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:33

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

I just had a thought about how the team names are reflective of their QB's ages, with Peyton being an old Bronco, and Luck being a young Colt.]

Then I thought "No, that's pretty stupid."

So my question is how many times have they said it already that I haven't paid attention to?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:42

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Bad Caller posted:

little caesars is the best pizza per capita you take that back

Caesars has pretty mediocre pizza but I have paid more than twice as much for shittier pizza than their 5 buck pizza

Pron on VHS posted:

Ci Ci's pizza is great if you are stoned and just leaving a Gamestop

My father cried when they left the Pittsburgh market area. I'm sadly not joking.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:51

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Pron on VHS posted:

What do you guys thing is the best pizza....in the whole world?

Italian Village Pizza, white sauceless

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:54

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

wheez the roux posted:

bitch please my pizza is literally award winning

So what local free newspaper did you win a survey in?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:01

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Broncos are gonna win, aren't they?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

MonsterWalk posted:

wheezs_mother_crying_of_sheer_joy_while_eating_my_pizza_im_his_stepdad_now.divx (788.5MB)

That's an awful big file size. You should try some sort of video compression.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:05

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Bad Caller posted:

but which horse

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:29

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

SHORT!

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:34

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

The way this ad transitions to the present day I like to think that the actress is the same woman, only she's some sort of immortal demoness who preys upon football players.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:37

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:37

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Spoeank posted:

At least Peyton Manning finally came through for the Colts in the playoffs.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:38

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Vertical Lime posted:

game over, golden globes time

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693993

Alright, when's roll call?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:47

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:47

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Good god, Luck even talks like a caveman

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:55

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

♪ Time to die like tears in rain ♪

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:59

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Goddammit, thank you people now I'm ready every single goddamn thing in that peyton-jingle voice :mad:

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 02:05

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