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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Please embed that rap into TFF.

Keys for the Colts:
- Luck goes insane
- Mathis is actually healthy and steals someone's uniform

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



:smith:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



HarlanHell posted:

Go Pats gently caress both these teams.

Pretty rude to act that way against the team that gave you JFF

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

gently caress it, have both Luck and Manning get injured on their first plays so this game turns into a backup bowl. It would be great after all this narrative crap.

lol Brady fan sick of narratives

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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I mean I know our running game sucks but Boom can get 2 yards.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



The gently caress is wrong with you Jones, dumb as hell :mad:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Haha I knew Landry would turn into a pumpkin the moment he got his starting spot back.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Oh jesus, now it's all up to Space Emperor Zurlon

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Good job holding that block Mewhort

Josh Lyman posted:

The Colts are the natural evolution of modern football. Forget the running game and just have a pocket QB who's also mobile.

No, this is what happens with a garbage OL and garbage runningbacks.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Nice try Patty Mac

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Please don't do that Cribbs

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Sour Diesel posted:

every bullshit throw peyton makes is one step closer to him loving off forever bitter that his inferior brother out-ring'd him against the team that had his number 90% of the time

It's a nice narrative but that's not really how the Mannings operate.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 3m3 minutes ago
Just heard Cowboys defensive coordinator Rod Marinelli is expected to become the defensive coordinator in Tampa.

Wow, he cobbled together a defense from nothing.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Colts OL is holding together, for now.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Boom :(

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Yeah Boom hosed up his left shoulder/arm on the first drive and it's obviously a problem. Hope he doesn't start fumbling because of it.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Grittybeard posted:

The Colts somehow regretting not dressing Trent Richardson would be kind of funny in a depressing way. You'd probably need a few more guys to go down to get to that point though.

Yeah Space Emperor is the backup and then there is a random practice squad guy who we can safely assume is better than Trent.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How is Trent so loving bad I just don't understand it.

It's an interesting study piece. I mean there is no doubt the line has been garbage, but other RB's at least do average behind it. My theory is that he was never that good, but the line that couldn't open holes for long was the worst thing for him and now it's all in his head.

also gently caress yeah Newsome. our glimmer of pass rush hope!

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Flea Flickers don't work when the other team doesn't care about the run :(

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Intruder posted:

The Patriots are better at trick plays than the Colts, also more likable

Your hate makes you cuddle up to the Patriots, how shameful.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



haha Talib

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lol Talib holding every play

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



NickRoweFillea posted:

will the colts be able to beat the pats

If they can go into Denver and win, there is no reason they can't go into NE and win. Underdogs in both games for a reason though, a lot more ways for the Pats and Broncos to win, the Colts just have to rely on Luck being perfect.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Also there is still a lot of time left in this game for the OL to remember it's bad.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Parmesan Basil posted:

Hm. Looks like Peyton is done! Good, he deserves nothing but scorn!

Pretty rude, he finds you delicious

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Landry was about to destroy Sanders if he caught that. And get penalized of course.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Codependent Poster posted:

Colts are at their best when they sell out against the run and blitz and let the CBs work one on one. So far it's working.

Yeah, Manning isn't throwing to the slot or TE much and that's what kills us. Bombing it deep against Toler and Davis is risky.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I wish he would run more. I know we don't want Luck to get hurt but there was 5 yards easy there.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Sour Diesel posted:

but gently caress you Colts, even though it was an awesome coincidence i will forever believe they tanked on purpose the year manning was out and totally knew he wouldn't play all year

but i need to believe that so i can keep hating them even though they have super cool players/coaches

The front office did, but the coaching staff almost hosed it up by putting Orlovsky in as QB.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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That was weak as hell

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Toler isn't GREAT but he and Davis are the two more solid parts of the defense. Really not sure why the Broncos are intent on attacking them. They could have J Thomas beat Landry on every route.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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If you are going to pussy out, at least run the ball.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Well ok I guess. Bad series though.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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OH gently caress NO

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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We're hosed, this defense depends on Davis, it's over

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Vontae runs out of the tunnel for the 2nd half, hopefully he just had the wind knocked out of him or something.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Dude Peyton, lol you had an open field.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Hey Moncrief, we are playing a really important game here so kinda need you to pay attention tia

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Beautiful loving throw :swoon:

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

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Can't believe how much backup guard Lance Louis just owned Knighton on that one.

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