Colts @ Broncos GDT: Neckbeard vs. Fivehead

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pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Roger Craig posted:

Cross pollination?

Andrew Luck was born by crossing Peyton Manning with a horse (John Elway).

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:38

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 14:05

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

As long as the winner punches the Pats in the dick next week I don't care who wins.

I am a semi-Broncos fan but I think you have to root for the Colts, then. I don't buy much "can't win vs...." stuff but I think Belichek knows what Fox & Peyton are thinking most of the time.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:40

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

gently caress yeah Ware, get angry old man!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:42

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Bobo the Red posted:

Didn't the Broncos beat NE on the way to the Superbowl last year?

Yeah but still!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:46

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I was busy being enraged by football injustice, what happened?

There was some Peyton v Luck rap that felt like it was out of a 1990s cereal commercial.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:47

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

I don't care about his bias I just think Simms is bad at his job.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:47

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

That was an awesome throw.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:50

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Maybe Manning was supposed to have a normal shaped head but he always wore his helmet too tight so as he got older it just grew vertically.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:52

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Never realized how heroic McDonalds was, makes you think.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:53

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Alouicious posted:

i actually kinda like Jim Nantz as a play-by-play guy but jesus loving christ he's saddled with Phil Simms, an anchor made of pure poo poo

Yeah Nantz carries it, totally.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:54

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

haha Luck pulled it off but did a single OL do their job that play?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:55

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I missed the McDonalds commerical what happen

http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/mcdonald-s-launches-step-brand-refresh/296537/

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:57

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Whoa Richardson is a healthy scratch Broncos dodged a bullet. Or at least a slow guy running right into them over and over.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:58

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Wow that #31 must eat a meal really fast.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:06

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Oh no negative feedback *puts on headphones*

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:08

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Talib whoops!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:09

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Jesus Talib cannot hang with TY

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:11

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Talib can't handle speedy receivers. every Pats fan could tell you that.

Well thankfully TY is slow, right?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:13

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Pretty tired of that route/throw!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:52

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Now I know the history of halftime, thanks Pepsi.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:57

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

THOMAS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 00:04

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

haha *drops pass* "I'll just see myself off here"

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:01

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 14:05

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

That was like a Barry Sanders run

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 01:03

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