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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the colts traded a first-round pick for trent richardson

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Jan 10, 2004


Athanatos posted:

Browns used that pick for Johnny Manziel

a first-round pick

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Jan 10, 2004


Madcosby posted:

Could you imagine Trent Richardson in a superbowl

richardson would be in that superbowl the way kyle orton was in the bears' superbowl

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


taking out his wooden legs

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Jan 10, 2004


AradoBalanga posted:

Sean Bean in a mentor-esque role?

Yeah, I give him 20 minutes top.

sean bean should be cast as an immortal highlander in his next role

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


does peyton do anything other than watch football tape and film commercials
does he have a fully built commercial studio in his house so he can watch more tape in between takes

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


call for a fair catch you dummy

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Jan 10, 2004


he was down

and he also probably lost consciousness

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


is cribbs aware of the fair catch rule that is designed to prevent players from getting murdered to death

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the ruling on the field is the returner was dead by contact, rip that guy, here's peyton to tell you about some products

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Jan 10, 2004


Big Beef City posted:

Is that gouda?
...Is it smoked gouda?

packer fan interested in cheese selection

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


of course cribbs takes it out of the endzone

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


classic murder victim response

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Jan 10, 2004


wheez the roux posted:

ok they were ur-fascists but their descendants were literal nazis

so was ford

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


a piece of tackling

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol at fans booing their team down one score in a playoff game

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I EAT CIGAHS LIKE YOU FOOAW BREAKFAST

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


peyton gonna retire, cutler triumphantly returns to denver, bears sign rex grossman, all is right in the world

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Jan 10, 2004


Kalli posted:

Do you think Trent's just utterly destroying a Denver hotel room right now?

destroying it like 2.2 yards at a time

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Jan 10, 2004


AradoBalanga posted:

An unknown named Johnny Manziel.

the monkey's paw of draft picks

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this game is like watching a terminator sink slowly into a pool of lava

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Jan 10, 2004


Sour Diesel posted:

*nationwide tune*

falling short on 4th down

writing jokes that do not scan

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


luck vs wilson in The Bullshit Bowl

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Jan 10, 2004


Peta posted:

Haha Peyton Manning sucks

scans for the nationwide jingle

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Jan 10, 2004


peyton has extra weeks to sell us products and services

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Jan 10, 2004



he's actually intercepting a rex grossman pass in that photo

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Jan 10, 2004


Nail Rat posted:

He'll have a lot of time to sing that song now

gonna go door to door selling poo poo

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


keep throwing 3 yard dumpoffs

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Jan 10, 2004


peyton died the way he lived

eliminated from his first playoff game

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Jan 10, 2004


Top Hats Monthly posted:

♪ I should find a new team ♪

syllables, chump

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Jan 10, 2004


wheez the roux posted:

♪ i can't throw well anymore ♪

three yard dump offs all the time

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Jan 10, 2004


computer parts posted:

on the other hand, people hate Notre Dame just fine

notre dame is bullshit and can't beat northwestern

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


luck reminds me of an inbred walrus with messed up tusks that means he just drools everywhere

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Jan 10, 2004


Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Goddammit, thank you people now I'm ready every single goddamn thing in that peyton-jingle voice :mad:

now you have to kill yourself

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the world missed out on a great andy rooney legal weed rant

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