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Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014

KernelSlanders posted:

What happened to the old one? Did it get gassed or did I close it by mistake?

Spanish Manlove wanted his name next to a big gold thread but isn't funny or a worthwhile human being at all.

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Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!

Watching this from the safety of your computer with a big subwoofer is great fun though, boom!

G-III
Mar 4, 2001


This is from the world's greatest workplace safety video. Enjoy the flying cannisters but stay for the torn off fingers, crushed legs, and severed limbs.

http://youtu.be/BswkYHQSLrQ

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.

That clanking at the end... the sound is beautiful.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

borat

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

SaNChEzZ posted:

Bringing back the tire chat



tyre cage: A thing you shelter in when inflating tyres. They can find their own place to hide, or has something else gone wrong here?

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

bitcoin bastard posted:

Big tires are loving scary. :stare:

this picture stuck with me from way back in the beginning of last thread because :gonk:

quote:

The picture shows a tyre failure on a chinese Triangle tyre mounted on a CAT740 at Leuwpan Coalmine in South Africa. The reason for the failure is poor tyre quality

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Roumba posted:

It still leaves a stump to be dealt with :argh:

the next gif in the series shows that thing's sister machine revving up and leaving a 20 meter deep hole where the stump used to be

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Roumba posted:

It still leaves a stump to be dealt with :argh:

Robo Reagan posted:

the next gif in the series shows that thing's sister machine revving up and leaving a 20 meter deep hole where the stump used to be


There's a few other horrible death machines to take care of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVAJT2ThP-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3h4n4f2_Y8

Or you can be hardcore and build your own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q2cRw9WWsE

homebrew
Mar 13, 2007

Needs more (safer) beer.
Legit Aussie ohsa sign.

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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Delivery McGee posted:

There's a few other horrible death machines to take care of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVAJT2ThP-4

Goddamn, slowly cutting through an entire stump like that looks like it'd take insane amounts of torque.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Computer viking posted:

Goddamn, slowly cutting through an entire stump like that looks like it'd take insane amounts of torque.

Judging from the sound of the engine it's got a decent amount of throttle applied, so the PTO on that could very well be going upwards of 1500 RPM. I'm guessing that orange section at the top of that is all gears that reduce the PTO's thousand+ RPMs into a slower, but more powerful cutting speed.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
You can see the whole tractor shifting as it digs in, the blade is applying an enormous amount of force.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 4 days!)

IPCRESS posted:

tyre cage: A thing you shelter in when inflating tyres. They can find their own place to hide, or has something else gone wrong here?

He's not inflating a tire, it came off a semi and through the wall.

Heffer
May 1, 2003

homebrew posted:

Legit Aussie ohsa sign.



So long as Todd is reachable, I feel like that's a pretty good sign.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Cross post from the Everest thread. This is the most metal sign I have ever seen.

Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

G-III posted:

This is from the world's greatest workplace safety video.

That's not Klaus! :colbert:

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Computer viking posted:

Goddamn, slowly cutting through an entire stump like that looks like it'd take insane amounts of torque.

As Blistex said, it's probably got crazy gearing in the unit itself, but also it's on a big loving John Deere, enormous torque is kinda the entire point of farm tractors.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Noslo posted:

Stolen from the Russia thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8

How often do yall actually get calls for cats stuck in trees?

Double cross-post from the Cops thread. 1:40 is OSHA relevance, butthole clenched a bit at 1:53 but kitty looks okay.

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

Ssthalar posted:

That's not Klaus! :colbert:

Meh, Klaus is too cartoonish. I need blue collar victims of the bloody machine of Capitalism who show off their mangled fingerless hands in order to get my safety video fix.

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012

zakharov posted:

Cross post from the Everest thread. This is the most metal sign I have ever seen.



While looking for the source of this I found a video of this terrifying cave in Wisconsin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlwoX1YEmg

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

Two cave divers died in a cave in northern Norway last year. A team of 4, number 3 got stuck in a passage like that on the return trip. Number one and two didn't have gas or bottom time to stay and help, so the stuck guy and the guy behind him just had to sit there untill their gas ran out. What a way to go.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Computer viking posted:

Goddamn, slowly cutting through an entire stump like that looks like it'd take insane amounts of torque.

Why not take the whole tree and once?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Caconym posted:

Two cave divers died in a cave in northern Norway last year. A team of 4, number 3 got stuck in a passage like that on the return trip. Number one and two didn't have gas or bottom time to stay and help, so the stuck guy and the guy behind him just had to sit there untill their gas ran out. What a way to go.

What a way to survive. That's got to gently caress you up.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Heffer posted:

So long as Todd is reachable, I feel like that's a pretty good sign.

Todd's not going to help, though, Todd's just going to show up with a camera and laugh.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

aaaaaaaagh gently caress


Say Nothing posted:

Why not take the whole tree and once?



this is awesome though

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Van Kraken posted:

While looking for the source of this I found a video of this terrifying cave in Wisconsin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlwoX1YEmg

That video is going to give me nightmares. :gonk:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Is that an actual ladder or just cable tray?

The cable trays I've seen have "THIS IS NOT A LADDER - DO NOT USE AS A LADDER OR WALK ON THIS" warnings on them.

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

Van Kraken posted:

While looking for the source of this I found a video of this terrifying cave in Wisconsin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlwoX1YEmg

NO. NO. NO.

uncle spero
Nov 18, 2011

Bobby couldn't make it...
'till he went fun-truckin'!

Van Kraken posted:

While looking for the source of this I found a video of this terrifying cave in Wisconsin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlwoX1YEmg

That cave is a nice example of the 'nothing in here is worth dying for' the other sign claims.

Epitope
Nov 27, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Van Kraken posted:

While looking for the source of this I found a video of this terrifying cave in Wisconsin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlwoX1YEmg

Jesus loving christ. So Everest/high altitude mountaineering has competition for "most blatantly suicidal sport"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Say Nothing posted:

Why not take the whole tree and once?



:stonk:

Holy poo poo it's a loving Reaper.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Horse Divorce posted:


Shower outlet.

Literally every apartment I've lived/been in in Asia has shower outlets. Sometimes they have a plastic cover, sometimes not. Sometimes they're on the far side of the room, sometimes they're directly under the shower head.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Grand Fromage posted:

Literally every apartment I've lived/been in in Asia has shower outlets. Sometimes they have a plastic cover, sometimes not. Sometimes they're on the far side of the room, sometimes they're directly under the shower head.

What would you even use one for, charging your waterproof phone?

Exploding Barrel
Jun 17, 2005

Lights out!
Guerilla puppet show!
Does anyone have the link to the video of the Canadian oil rig workers dealing with the bear from the last thread? I can't find it and have friends who need to see it.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



homebrew posted:

Where do I get one of those?

Some friends and I found the original video--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYKg0gbRFns

And while I was looking up that video, I found these in my history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UhlLTNf--4 - You see the tree. BRRRRRT. The tree is now several logs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftV2HeKPeBM - roads are difficult, let's build a mech instead

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Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost
he won't leave man i loving tried throwing that broom at him but he just loving stays there

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