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owl milk
Jun 28, 2011

SaNChEzZ posted:

What would you even use one for, charging your waterproof phone?

there arent any hot water pipes going into the shower so the shower head has a heater on it

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Exploding Barrel
Jun 17, 2005

Lights out!
Guerilla puppet show!

That's the one. Thank you sir.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Jet Jaguar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftV2HeKPeBM - roads are difficult, let's build a mech instead


schaaaaaaaaa

-wing.





"gently caress you bear!"

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Epitope posted:

Jesus loving christ. So Everest/high altitude mountaineering has competition for "most blatantly suicidal sport"

pretty sure cave diving is more dangerous in terms of sheer numbers, but i could be pulling that out of my butt

Mandy Thompson
Dec 26, 2014

by zen death robot


Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Wow this is some cool and interesting new content, Obvious Re-reg Account. thank you!!!!

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
If you think that Wisconsin cave is bad, read this

http://www.outsideonline.com/adventure-travel/africa/south-africa/Raising-the-Dead.html

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Van Kraken posted:

While looking for the source of this I found a video of this terrifying cave in Wisconsin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlwoX1YEmg

What the gently caress could possibly be worth seeing in a narrow underwater cave filled with jagged rocks where the slightest breach to your suit would kill you? OH HEY I SAW THESE AWESOME ROCKS

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
Pfft, rather than talking about idiots cave diving and dying when they get stuck or kick up a cloud of silt, let's talk about people being paid to get killed by their idiot bosses!!

https://www.osha.gov/SLTC/commercialdiving/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rinD0k8jp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

And of course regulars from the last thread will probably remember that you're not safe once the dive is over.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

quote:

Coward, Lucas and Bergersen were exposed to the effects of explosive decompression and died in the positions indicated by the diagram. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his spine, were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig's derrick, 10 metres (30 ft) directly above the chambers. The deaths of all four divers were most likely instantaneous.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Noslo posted:

Whats up with all the fedora dudes in the comments

Reddit thinks its a funny site with funny people.

Ratchu
Dec 31, 2011

osha what gayj peg

Ratchu
Dec 31, 2011


inkmoth
Apr 25, 2014


Yeah, I think I will stick to caves that are not filled with water.

Plenty to see in those.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Slanderer posted:

Wow this is some cool and interesting new content, Obvious Re-reg Account. thank you!!!!
Nothing wrong with introducing the classics to a new audience bro

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


SaNChEzZ posted:

What would you even use one for, charging your waterproof phone?

I assume there's just like a checklist that says "bathroom must have an outlet" and the lazy rear end construction guy sticks it in the easiest place without giving any thought to it whatsoever and says "welp, that's done" and goes for his nap.

The apartments are in general the most shoddily constructed things I have ever seen. They start falling apart six months after they're finished.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Wile E. Coyote gets a new job.




I'm really hoping this is in a park or something similar where members of the public aren't allowed to drive.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

Wile E. Coyote gets a new job.




I'm really hoping this is in a park or something similar where members of the public aren't allowed to drive.

What do they do when the seasons change?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


bonus points for pulling over the crosswalk

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

thathonkey posted:



bonus points for pulling over the crosswalk

Everything appears to be strapped down, and this isn't on the highway r anything, so I don't really see an issue with this

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Slanderer posted:

Everything appears to be strapped down, and this isn't on the highway r anything, so I don't really see an issue with this

Yeah the bungie situation seemed pretty safe compared to the way he was driving it just looks funny.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Welcome back OSHA thread!

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

holy poo poo this is like 10 pages too long and made me late for work and what the gently caress does any of this have to do with ghosts

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

owl milk posted:

there arent any hot water pipes going into the shower so the shower head has a heater on it

are hot water heaters not osha approved?

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Slanderer posted:

Wow this is some cool and interesting new content, Obvious Re-reg Account. thank you!!!!

I've never actually seen the whole Groverhaus saga and the SAclopedia doesn't have a link to it and my Google skills are poo poo, so... it's new and interesting to me, at least?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Cruisin for a ban there buddy

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

MariusLecter posted:

Cruisin for a ban there buddy

he hasnt been a mod for a long time now

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

MariusLecter posted:

Cruisin for a ban there buddy

like any mod gives a gently caress about this any more

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Spanish Manlove posted:

like any mod gives a gently caress about this any more

Things are changing. I'm not comfortable anymore hold me

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Darth123123 posted:

Things are changing. I'm not comfortable anymore hold me

Let Jay hold you with its adrogyny.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

surebet posted:

Welcome back OSHA thread!



That isn't OSHA, that's Awesome. :colbert:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Slanderer posted:

Everything appears to be strapped down, and this isn't on the highway r anything, so I don't really see an issue with this

that guy just drove up a hill so whatever's inside must be lightweight

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jan 16, 2015

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I work for a company that made 55 million in profits last year. Today I was tasked with fixing the fluorescent lights in the office. Some of the fixtures keep having burnt out lights, it's been a problem for years, and I determined that about 10 fixtures needed new ballasts. So I went to the electric supply place and got 10 new ballasts for $180. The president of the company had a poo poo fit and wanted me to go unwire 10 old ballast units from the little used rear of the building and install them up front. Fortunatly we were able to disuade him of this.

A. To save $180, he wanted me to unwire 15yr old lights in less used rooms and use the parts to fix the lights in the more used rooms,
B. I am not an electrician, nor do I do building maintence, nor do I even work in that office. I was pulled off of a project so we could save money by not calling an electrician.
C. $55 million in profit last year.

This isn't quite the right thread for this, but there were no other work related threads in gbs right now. These are your betters. The captains of industry. The people running the show.

Also, the front fluorescent lights are security lights and don't have a switch, they never turn off and I can't cut the breaker without plunging the whole hallway into darkness. I was told to replace the ballasts with the fixtures hot. I can do that without killing myself but I was still pretty irritated.

For those curious, a fluorescent light operates at several thousand volts. The ballast coverts household 120V into something a fluorescent light can use.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


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WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

The ballast coverts household 120V into something a fluorescent light can use.

The way these work is to rectify the AC into DC and then convert that into high frequency AC, correct?

You're a better man than I, I'd have been "nope not doing that. I value my regular cardiac rhythm more than I do this job".

Megiddo
Apr 27, 2004

Unicorns bite, but their bites feel GOOD.

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

I can do that without killing myself
this time

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
I did a contracting stint at a fortune 50 with a strong safety team. Normally it was great because they took no poo poo and gave no fucks, their word was law. Sometimes it was absurd like getting pissed that a subcontracted fencing company wasn't using fall protection while loading a flatbed pickup with fence sections.

One thing that I remember was a thermostat broke and released Mercury in behind drywall. They called in a remediation company and spent thousands on making sure all the Mercury was remediated.

My favorite moment was this:

An employee called in to the emergency line stating that there was a box truck parked in a loading zone with the rear door open. Inside of the cargo area was an lpg cylinder that was venting, and the driver was nowhere to be found. The fire emergency team was called in, safety and facilities both respond and isolate the area. Then the idiot driver just bebops back in wondering what the commotion was for. Turns out the valve was bad on the cylinder and he figured he would just open it to vent off the contents while he was making a delivery in the building. The facilities manager, a little fiery Italian dude, cursed that guy out so hard he woulda made a drill instructor blush.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Vanagoon posted:

The way these work is to rectify the AC into DC and then convert that into high frequency AC, correct?

You're a better man than I, I'd have been "nope not doing that. I value my regular cardiac rhythm more than I do this job".

My understanding is that older ballasts actually just operate at line frequency AC, and only limit the current, as well as providing a high voltage with some inductive circuit to form the arc inside the bulb initially. Newer ones have active circuits and switching converters, so yeah it's AC->DC-> kilohertz AC.

Slanderer fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Jan 16, 2015

pant pant
Nov 5, 2013

zakharov posted:

Cross post from the Everest thread. This is the most metal sign I have ever seen.



Nice try Death. I know there doubloons in that cave

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Van Kraken posted:

While looking for the source of this I found a video of this terrifying cave in Wisconsin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlwoX1YEmg

Jesus, I drive past here all the time. It's a tiny no name town in the middle of absolutely no where. Farm fields and a few rolling hills. I noticed all those creeks along the highways in and out, now I'll have nightmares knowing where they come from and some day a corpse will be stuck in there.

This weird thing is at the end of the town.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


inkmoth posted:

Yeah, I think I will stick to caves that are not filled with water.

Plenty to see in those.
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705347362/Man-trapped-in-Utah-Countys-Nutty-Putty-cave-dies.html?pg=all

:haw:

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IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

pant pant posted:

Nice try Death. I know there doubloons in that cave

What's the going rate on second-hand SCUBA?


vvv Making it 100% profit. 100,000% in bitcoin profit.

IPCRESS fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Jan 16, 2015

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