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Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Hello OSHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b84pFPyvlw

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 11:44

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:05

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 08:38

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Pfft, rather than talking about idiots cave diving and dying when they get stuck or kick up a cloud of silt, let's talk about people being paid to get killed by their idiot bosses!!

https://www.osha.gov/SLTC/commercialdiving/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rinD0k8jp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

And of course regulars from the last thread will probably remember that you're not safe once the dive is over.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

quote:

Coward, Lucas and Bergersen were exposed to the effects of explosive decompression and died in the positions indicated by the diagram. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his spine, were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig's derrick, 10 metres (30 ft) directly above the chambers. The deaths of all four divers were most likely instantaneous.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 09:38

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

"I got you bro"

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 23:00

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Haruharuharuko posted:

I wonder how many OSHA accident reports get filed due to the worker's weight exceeding whatever weight standards are set for whatever's supporting him

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 13:05

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

http://i.imgur.com/kDjnAQu.gifv

enjoy your saved bandwidth

# ¿ Feb 1, 2015 05:53

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

That sucks, and I hope their demands are met...

But goddamn, hands up all around who else thought "Well gently caress, gas just dipped below $2 a gallon!".

I dunno I'd pay a few cents on the gallon if it means I'm not filling my tank with gasoline harvested from the corpses of a hundred oil workers. :shrug:

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 03:21

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Say Nothing posted:

Holy gently caress!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUnOpL4pKoY

Actually unbelievable. Came to post a screenshot I saw of the crash, got the video instead. :psyduck:

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 10:16

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

More pics

The cab that got hit. Both occupants are fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJNAx4BsUtE

HQ clip from a second car

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 10:22

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

spud posted:

Seriously though, I think the pilot did a sterling job missing the building and hitting the river.

Apparently it crashed in an area with no known flight paths, so presumably he was steering it to crashland out of the way and not into a building intentionally. Assuming it's not found to be some pilot error in the first place, dude's a hero.

e: This thread gets into in-depth discussions of car crashes and car crash testing all the time, I want more talk about plane crash testing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjRVC2-SP9g

:allears:

And a less awful documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ypGOMHWhs

Minera fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Feb 4, 2015

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 12:43

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

I really want to inline this, but it's probably like 20 megs.

http://i.imgur.com/o0E3Xoi.gifv

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 05:01

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Warmachine posted:

When you first see it, it's someone awkwardly trying to install a big something and you laugh. Then the camera pans down.

The first time I saw it I looked away briefly and just assumed he was pointing the camera towards a mirror across from another mirror, because drat that's a huge loving drop

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 05:39

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

http://i.imgur.com/pywWh8V.gifv

Not pictured: The 20 attempts where the other guy kept getting hit in the head or shoulder or leg by the hammer

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 02:30

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 02:40

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

NWS/NLS, this is what happens when you try to turn an angle grinder into a table saw

# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 14:55

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Please sir, no falling in the crocodile pit!

# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 17:31

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

http://i.imgur.com/EgM4GDr.gifv

As someone who knows nothing about power tools, this made me :gonk:

like mad.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 15:57

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Not OSHA, but

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 01:10

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

For something more OSHA,

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 01:15

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Which way is up? :iiam:

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 02:14

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Say Nothing posted:

Sinkhole or snow filled pothole of death?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 08:00

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Skarsnik posted:

Thats a really long way to say the concrete roof below was was hosed and the heavy thing broke it

Oh It looked like it was at street level. Thanks you two. (or maybe it is and it's an underground garage. Doesn't matter!)

# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 01:29

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 02:22

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

I would've paid good money to hear the conversation between management. "Gee, people keep triggering the alarm on this door marked "emergency exit" by using it during normal operations, got any ideas?"

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 02:27

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Skinny Bins posted:

Yes, Vancouver actually.

This was happening at the shop next door today:

I'm not sure how OSHA it is, but anytime i see someone get under a heavy object that is half-supported by a hydraulic hand jack, i get a little nervous.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 03:26

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

gently caress GIFS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWCQw8XX9bg

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 09:07

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Scratch Monkey posted:

How

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 02:26

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Grim Up North posted:

Also, you can add a v to imgur gifs to get the WebM version: http://i.imgur.com/WtxXzbX.gifv

Yeah but you can't embed those until Lowtax tells someone to enable embedding webms without sound, so people that don't check the gif size will just link it and kill people's browsers :911:

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 12:50

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 15:06

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 19:27

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Hey, it's a gif that doesn't crash Chrome!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 21:27

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 07:52

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

http://imgur.com/a/3YvDJ

When OSHA and Social Media collide.

quote:

Electrician in Denmark gets fired after publishing pictures on FB of how bad the safety is on the metro construction sights he has been working under the past year. He was fired after having a some time off in january due to sickness and later heard from colleagues that the real reason he got fired was because the company didn't want him to ruin anything for them.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 15:11

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 02:51

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

zedprime posted:

The internet would not be so rapido if they had to wait for a bucket truck to hook work on the overhead lines.

On second glance I just noticed the huge pile of furniture below him, stacked in the street.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 12:05

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:05

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 21:34

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