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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

steinrokkan posted:

Those are fire fighting vehicles with jet powered water nozzles.

must be a hell of a fire.

seriously, under what circumstances did they envision using them?

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




gender illusionist posted:

must be a hell of a fire.

seriously, under what circumstances did they envision using them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYRPJgZdp4

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




that whole documentary mentioned in the description is p good by the way if someone is not picky about dinner youtubes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gender illusionist posted:

must be a hell of a fire.

seriously, under what circumstances did they envision using them?

Mainly oil derrick fires

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Naxuz posted:

Just came across this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4IgNPmaKkw
Russia's got "some" issues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EbzUS0D5_0

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

I like the story how in some protests they were able to restart memorial T-34s despite the tanks sitting around for 50+ years

http://www.scotsman.com/news/world/hungarian-protesters-seize-tank-1-722471

which is even more amazing considering they were expected to have a lifespan of about 6 months before getting destroyed in the war, so they weren't built to last and the cheapest, shittiest materials possible were used in a way that favored manufacturing speed over build quality

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

LordArgh posted:

which is even more amazing considering they were expected to have a lifespan of about 6 months before getting destroyed in the war, so they weren't built to last and the cheapest, shittiest materials possible were used in a way that favored manufacturing speed over build quality

Yeah despite it's reputation as a god tier tank, the US army wasn't too impressed with the T-34 when they got test them as part of a technology transfer deal with the Soviets.

It was mainly due despite the solid overall design the quality of the T-34's parts was really low, which compromised long term reliability, crew comfort and performance.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

etalian posted:

Yeah despite it's reputation as a god tier tank, the US army wasn't too impressed with the T-34 when they got test them as part of a technology transfer deal with the Soviets.

It was mainly due despite the solid overall design the quality of the T-34's parts was really low, which compromised long term reliability, crew comfort and performance.

This popped up in the mil host thread. Essentially the answer to why it was shoddy is it didn't have to last very long since any time the parts didn't break after it was shot to pieces was useless.

Why build a tank that can drive a thousand miles when it'll only have to do one hundred yards?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Boiled Water posted:

This popped up in the mil host thread. Essentially the answer to why it was shoddy is it didn't have to last very long since any time the parts didn't break after it was shot to pieces was useless.

Why build a tank that can drive a thousand miles when it'll only have to do one hundred yards?

Yeah I reminder reading a blurb in which the average life of the soviet tanker was something like 8 attacks, so they pretty much expected each new T-34 to get shot pieces within a few weeks.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Yeah the Soviets just did the math, figured out that a tank on the eastern front tended to have a lifespan of about six months and a lifespan once it entered combat of about a day, and so they decided that there was no point in having combat parts that functioned after a day and no point having non-combat parts that functioned after six months, since the effort spent making those parts long-lived was wasted effort. So they stripped everything possible out of the tank so that they could churn out thousands of them as quickly as possible. It's possibly simultaneously the most brilliant and most Soviet thing I've ever learned about Russian military thinking.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyelkin posted:

Yeah the Soviets just did the math, figured out that a tank on the eastern front tended to have a lifespan of about six months and a lifespan once it entered combat of about a day, and so they decided that there was no point in having combat parts that functioned after a day and no point having non-combat parts that functioned after six months, since the effort spent making those parts long-lived was wasted effort. So they stripped everything possible out of the tank so that they could churn out thousands of them as quickly as possible. It's possibly simultaneously the most brilliant and most Soviet thing I've ever learned about Russian military thinking.

It was the russian military which had the great saying, "Quantity has a quality of its own"

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

etalian posted:

I like the story how in some protests they were able to restart memorial T-34s despite the tanks sitting around for 50+ years


Sometimes the preservation of those relics is pretty good.

The U.S. stripped museums of their .50 cal machine guns for the Iraq invasion in 03.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russian-hiv-cases-reach-record-high-of-over-a-million-a6828816.html

quote:

More than a million Russians are now HIV-positive, as rates of infection in the country reach an all-time high.

Vadim Pokrovsky, the head of the Russian state Aids centre and an outspoken critic of the Kremlin's conservative health policies, told Reuters that at at least 1 million and possibly as many as 1.5 million Russians were now HIV-positive.

This means that a little over 1 per cent of Russia's 144,000,000 inhabitants now test positive for the virus, meaning that Russia has more cases of HIV per person than any other European country, save Estonia. By way of contrast, there are only around 100,000 individuals in the UK living with HIV.

“The epidemic is gathering strength," Mr Pokrovsky added. "Unfortunately, the measures that have been taken have clearly not been enough.”

There were 90,000 new cases in Russia in 2014, and the Aids centre further estimate that the number of HIV infections will reach 2 million by 2019. Since Russia's first recorded case of HIV in 1987, around 204,000 people have died as a result of the virus.

57 per cent of Russians infected with the virus acquired it through drug use, with around 20 per cent of the country's large number of known drug users testing positive for the disease. Russia has the largest number of intravenous drug users in the world – 1.8 million of them, according to a 2012 Lancet study.

Only around 30 per cent of Russians diagnosed with HIV currently receive the antriretroviral medication that their bodies need to stop the virus from multiplying.

Mr Pokrovsky told Reuters that he needed at least double the $475,000,000 being offered to him by the Kremlin to fight the disease. However, the Russian economy has been deflated by the collapse in oil prices and the imposition of Western sanctions, and there is likely to be even less public health funding available than before.

As such, Russia is in imminent danger of moving from a "concentrated epidemic" of HIV, with the virus confined to one subset of the population, into a "generalised epidemic", with the virus proliferating throughout wider society.

The Aids expert has criticised the Kremlin's policies as responsible for the HIV/Aids epidemic. Points of concern he has previously highlighted include: the increasing influence of the Orthodox Church, which frowns upon the use of condoms; the criminalisation of the sex trade; a lack of sex education; and a failure to ringfence funds for preventative rather than curative approaches to the disease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlaT7fQfdcE

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


I liked the posts about the new russian subculture witchhouse based around listening to bad EDM and sharing drug needles at the events.

Shame on you HIV from taking away the more common ways to kill russians such as road crashes or trying to make awesome youtube videos.

What could go wrong?

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost

C.M. Kruger posted:

This means that a little over 1 per cent of Russia's 144,000,000 inhabitants now test positive for the virus, meaning that Russia has more cases of HIV per person than any other European country, save Estonia.
Well, considering the push against the availability of contraceptives, restrictions on import of medical supplies including needles, and overall dismantling of free healthcare, this oversight will surely be rectified. We're coming for your crown, decadent Estonia!

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
It would be great if Russia died of aids

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
The homonazi brigade strikes again

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

NATO invented AIDS

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

Skellybones posted:

The homonazi brigade strikes again

they shall celebrate this by going to the ballet to watch the most heterosexual thing ever

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kirs posted:

I also sure they have their own unique name for it. I don't know it myself.

Jacket Potato

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

spud posted:

Jacket Potato
:)
Interesting, why so many things have almost the same literal meaning in two different languages?
And yet Russians unable to properly translate movie names.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
a thing http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article.php?id=514661

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
from dd map thread:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
not russia, but i feel as though it's in the spirit of the thread

http://i.imgur.com/8oGPu7Z.gifv

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




cyber monday and regular tuesday

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sjg6uzEI2g

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLGmwdHm3C4

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hogge Wild posted:

from dd map thread:



Bad map since the Balkans should be included as part of monster russia

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Well, new smart cars should have rear end collision radar as well as some automated steering control...

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




one simple trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNthF_2TaOc

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

gender illusionist posted:

must be a hell of a fire.

seriously, under what circumstances did they envision using them?

Russian fires are often the worst fires. Exceeding 47.2 on the World Fires scale on *average*. For reference, the worst fires in US history have achieved about a 13.9.

Jet propelled water guns are the only known thing to be able to put out a Russian Fire.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

grimcreaper posted:

Russian fires are often the worst fires. Exceeding 47.2 on the World Fires scale on *average*. For reference, the worst fires in US history have achieved about a 13.9.

Jet propelled water guns are the only known thing to be able to put out a Russian Fire.

???? I thought we lost the recipe for making Greek Fire?

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

kalstrams posted:

пицца

russian pizzas always suck 100% of the time

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


etalian posted:

I liked the posts about the new russian subculture witchhouse based around listening to bad EDM and sharing drug needles at the events.

Shame on you HIV from taking away the more common ways to kill russians such as road crashes or trying to make awesome youtube videos.

What could go wrong?

Where are these posts demonising witchhouse?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this video is oddly satisfying to watch :allears:

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
edit: oops

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:


Directed by Harmony Korine.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ekuNNN posted:

this video is oddly satisfying to watch :allears:

And all that snow is on clearance!


BLYAT! translates to, 'My friend just died.'

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grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Wedemeyer posted:

???? I thought we lost the recipe for making Greek Fire?

This is Russian Fire, forum friend. Greek Fire barely hit 20.336(repeating of course) on the scale. Russian Fire cant melt Jet Water which is why we use it to douse those fires from hell.

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