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Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Piper posted:

I'm pretty sure Allenby just got into a drunken argument with some homeless, got beaten up and then they took his wallet. Why he would make up the whole kidnapping story is beyond me. Claiming the FBI was investigating it is even more baffling.

Anybody that plays on the PGA tour should be able to get out of this lie. There's a couple theories about this but they've already figured out a hole in one of them.

Wah wah waaaaaaaaaah

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Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
He is going to get abused at this years President's Cup. What a grade A douche.

I would be entirely sympathetic if he said "Well, I played bad in a tournament, went to go have a few drinks, and I either drank too much or I drank alot and or possibly got drugged. But I fell face first into some lava rocks and this is the result. Kid's don't do this".

But to make up this story?

THAT is what makes him a grade A douche.

Tide fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jan 23, 2015

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