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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

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Jun 19, 2014

Doctor Goat posted:

please tell me you mean the dinner fan link and not the other one

huh, that's the same vid i used for my dinner fan tag... maybe i did it

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Jun 19, 2014

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

it's like, the masturbating jewish puppet and zelda video are insanely cool, but the drat ball link doesn't make any sense. lots of mixed messages here.

play the videos at the same time and you will uncover a hidden message

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Jun 19, 2014

im sure horse testicles are a delicacy in some countries

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Jun 19, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

im really happy this thread is back

same

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Jun 19, 2014

if you guys want some tv dinners that dont taste like horsey throw-up i recommend Marie Callender's

they're about $2 a box and they taste good with pretty dece nutritional values, although theyre high in salt, like about half your daily recommended intake

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Jun 19, 2014

how many points do i have to go down in the tree to make poops where i dont have to wipe, every time

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Jun 19, 2014

I had Southwest Chicken Soup from Chilis and it was pretty good

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Jun 19, 2014

Silver Striker posted:

*the goon transformations ad, but in reverse*

lmao

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Jun 19, 2014

tonight for dinner i had chicken strips from a restaurant (takeout) and i had them give me a whole bunch of lemon slices and i squeezed them out onto the chicken strips and it tasted really good.

lemon + chicken is insanely win

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Jun 19, 2014

red plastic cup posted:

ya. have you tried lemon pepper on roasted chicken before? its good

i have, but i prefer freshly squeezed lemon

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Jun 19, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

my jaw hurts so loving I wanna die... Thinking about all these missed dinners coming up

create and consume a chocolate pie, its really easy, ill sharewith you my secret lazyman recipe

buy a frozen pie crust
buy a box of jell-o brand chocolate pudding&pie mix and chocolate fudge pudding&pie mix (you need one of both!!)
buy some cool whip and milk

then you do what the frozen pie crust instructions tell you to do and you mix the pudding stuff in a bowl with two cups of milk with a large spoon. then when the pie crust is ready you pour it all into the pie crust and spread it out with the spoon.

then after letting it sit in the fridge for like an hour or something you put about 2/3 of the container of cool whip on it (assuming you got the small container) and then your delicious pie is ready to enjoy

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Jun 19, 2014

today i tried the spicy chicken crunchwrap slider from taco bell.

I do not recommend it. It was edible but it definitely nothing special. Not gonna get it again. then again i dont like taco bell that much so your mileage may vary.

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Jun 19, 2014

i got the oven fixed finally so my mom is making us all roast with carrots and diced potatoes, cooked with the roast so they taste extra yummy. it's going to be so good.

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Jun 19, 2014


do you not have a mom that loves you knuc

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Jun 19, 2014

Wormskull posted:

This has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

sorry but im unironically excited for a homecooked deal made by my mother

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Jun 19, 2014

carrots cooked with a roast taste extremely delicious, you have no idea

it's nothing like just stovetop carrots

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Jun 19, 2014

Wormskull posted:

Vomits into a bag that's already filled with puke.

over carrots? jeez

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Jun 19, 2014


is good

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Jun 19, 2014

i like most vegetables that arent slimy as hell

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Jun 19, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

My mum knows better than to serve me cooked carrots

Cooked carrots aren't that great unless you cook them with the meat.

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Jun 19, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I bet your lovely fail mum doesn't even make gravy and cheese sauce.

she does, but she seasons stuff so well i usually dont even need the gravy or cheese sauce. she's good at cooking

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Jun 19, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

MmmMMmmmMmmmMm. These dry and shriveled little orange dicks are divine mother.

you son of a bitch

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Jun 19, 2014

this dinner shaming is so hosed up i cant even handle it

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Jun 19, 2014

Black Baby Goku posted:

roast sounds good, homemade meals are great, carrots are loving disgusting though imo.

carrots are very good at soaking up flavor. when you cook them with meat they taste entirely different then cooking them by themselves on the stove.

they're also really good in stews

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Jun 19, 2014

Wormskull posted:

Good lord.

im going to kick your rear end!!

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Jun 19, 2014

thank you high-functioning otaku

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Jun 19, 2014

i had dinner at a friend's house last week and everything was cooked with bay leaf

why do people like bay leaf, its loving disgusting. it makes everything taste like you're eating potpouri

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Jun 19, 2014

Grakdesh posted:

You're not supposed to use a lot.

they said they got the recipe off the food network though

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Jun 19, 2014

Larry Parrish posted:

raw carrots are better than cooked carrots. cooked carrots are flavorless and mushy. at least raw carrots have a crisp snap to them for texture.

you're supposed to cook carrots with something. they don't have a lot of flavor otherwise.

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Jun 19, 2014

Wormskull posted:

So they just don't have a lot of flavor.

meat doesn't have a lot of flavor either without proper seasoning and marinade.

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Jun 19, 2014

Larry Parrish posted:

That's why I usually eat fish. It's win.

the mercury just makes it taste better

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Jun 19, 2014

Larry Parrish posted:

:razz: try not gettin g your fish out of a city sewer dumbfuck

i live in the south and all our lakes are effectively sewers

Dexters Secret fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jan 20, 2015

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Jun 19, 2014

Oil of Paris posted:

roasted carrots are really good too if you put some effort into it. i make mine roasted with some duck fat, garlic, spices

this is effectively what cooking them with meat does

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Jun 19, 2014

Oil of Paris posted:

not really as cooking them in the juices of the meat just makes them soft. you dont get caramelization or retain any crispness of the vegetable. duh

hm yeah good point, but i still think they taste good like that.

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Jun 19, 2014

Sir AIDS posted:

My mom put a roast in the oven along with some carrots . This is a big deal

its the fuckin dinner thread

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Jun 19, 2014

Sir AIDS posted:

You're bragging about your mom making a basic dinner and calling it "yummy" as a grown man.

the oven has been broken for a while and in my defense it was extremely yummy

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Jun 19, 2014

i think this should be a safe space to get excited about dinner

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Jun 19, 2014

please stop trolling me

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Jun 19, 2014

Larry Parrish posted:

Stop making it so easy you whiny bitch.

poo poo i think this guy means business, im going to need an av cert

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