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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i had pizza and water

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
sgetti

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
im eating more sgetti and chugging down rum

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
kek if u dont eat instant ramen w/ flavor packets

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i burg'd , op

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Buck Turgidson posted:

It's too hard to make money with them. You go too cheap on a meat pie and you end up with oily ground-up bull scrotums cased in chewy pastry that crumbles like dried semen in your mouth. You fork out for decent ingredients and you make no money selling them, or no-one buys them because they're too expensive.

wrong

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Sir AIDS posted:

6. Beef Jerky

wtf...

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
ive got chicken in my freezer but i just want to eat mcd's\

gently caress!!!!!!

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
idk what to eat for dinner

ramen, cereal, sgetti, flapjacks, um... chicken... burg....................... corn

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
sgetti but this time with vodka sauce

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
pizza, beer

*heavy metal head bang*

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
here's an interesting fact

my microwave has a pizza setting that nukes it for 1:40 at high. it is supposed to be for 1 piece, but 1 piece turns into a freaking melted garbage mess where u cant even hold the dough, and 2 pieces is really good

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I heat pizza up on the grill or a frying pan, to bring it back to life.

hm... i should try it, since i have the tools to cook, including 5 frying pans

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Wootman posted:

microwaved pizza is p drat sad.

i bought $5 large pizza from 7/11 which isn't good cold

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Dexters Secret posted:

pro microwave tip: don't reheat poo poo on full power whats wrong with you

i press the pizza button and if it isn't pizza i heat it for 1 minute

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i learned a pro tip from instant rice, which is, any white rice can be put in a bowl with water and heated for 5 minutes on 100% to make 1 serving perfectly.

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Dexters Secret posted:

when i was on vacation w/ friends one of them was reheating leftover pasta on 100% power and it made me caremad

it's good if you do 50 seconds and the pasta has butter or sauce on it already

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i want a burger, and also, a frosty

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
one of the bks near me didn't have nugs on the menu so i just ate crispy chicken jr

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i had spaghetti for lunch and dinner and now i'm going to have it for a later meal because i have a loving pot of it in my fridge still it's been a week christ!!! i made a lot!!!

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
im going to cook quinoa and put it on chicken with boiled spinach

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Wormskull posted:

When are you marching in the San Fran Parade?

i'll gently caress u

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

I'm going to start being really mean to everyone who eats a crappy preprocessed dinner in here

im going to eat soup from a can tomorrow for lunch

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Your going to eat poop from the can, ie crap from an rear end.

mother off god

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
a soft taco is a burrito for children....

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
or, child-sized adults.

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
just kiddin around here i actually love soft tacos and had some for dinner yester day

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
3 small slices of chicken. lunchable. granola bar.

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
beer

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i rolled a burrito with meat and rice and i put it in a box with rice and i'm going to put the box in the microwave and then eat it.

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i got mad farts... means im in for an epic post-workout poop

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
thanks for listening.

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
ate an epic chicken parm prepared at school cafeteria because i was running late and forgot to shove a bunch of poo poo in a container to bring with me... hope i dont die

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i put rice and meat in a burrito again but this time i forgot the cheese and also left it out because i didn't realize i owned cheese anymore ... and i also put spinach in it

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Wootman posted:

I never had stuffed crust pizza.

they thin the crust on the pizza part to give you the same amount of crust over all... mother fuckers

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

A Spider Covets posted:

i saw that before and it's even creepier than the double-boob playstation ad.

Actually it's funny and socially acceptable

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

A Spider Covets posted:

i dont want my tongue to be bondaged against its will, that sounds extremely rude!

your tongue loves bondage
My phone apparently loves Vonage because it only let's me swipe that

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
O_o

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
had burrito 2nite

it's always burrito night in my kitchen

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Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
convenience store or gas station

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