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i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

They can read the words on the boxes I’m sure of it



And neither of them will dare eat tuna :mad:

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Tiki, I really appreciate that you use the litter box every time. Housebreaking can be time consuming and you picked it up really quickly. Now if you can just aim your business end INTO the cat box instead of out into the rest of the room while you piss? Waking up to the gentle stream of you defiling the house is not exactly my favorite thing in the world.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


MrYenko posted:

Tiki, I really appreciate that you use the litter box every time. Housebreaking can be time consuming and you picked it up really quickly. Now if you can just aim your business end INTO the cat box instead of out into the rest of the room while you piss?

Try a top entry litterbox. Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/IRIS-USA-Square-Large-Litter/dp/B08W8D7RB5

My cat took to it immediately and it completely stopped my problems with this kind of thing.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
There's a fair few creative solutions for cats that don't quite grasp the point of a litterbox. I remember there was a custom job for Butterscotch made from cutting an entrance out of a large plastic tub.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Flynn you little poo poo, you could have at least waited until I had time to get the glass succulent planter out of the bag I brought it home in before you got your stupid head stuck in the handle of said bag, panicked, and went on a planter-destroying rampage until the handle broke.

The mess was more manageable than I might have expected but god dammit I wasn't even home for 5 minutes yet

Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost
Thanks for eating a six inch hole in the carpet, Nika. It was the first time we left you alone for more than two minutes. I hope you're thinking of the many times we told you to leave it as you uncomfortably pass those carpet fibers.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
What celebrity does your pet resemble?

Wiz is a young Mickey Rourke.

ombredog
Apr 4, 2024

for every post i make i order myself to do three squats and take an effervescent multivitamin on top of my tallest hill in my town. it helps my reception
Getting a Keeshond was such a great idea, but drat you do not need to enact your 200-year-old guard dog schtick in a suburban apartment hearing the delivery man whilst I'm on a call and becoming a ball of fur hurtling towards annihilation at the door. Otherwise, you are manageable Heinz

I believe in you since you cut out the pooping directly on my tomato plant last winter. That was also pretty bad

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Skylar, I understand that you are

1. A Void
2. Sometimes Loud
3. Enjoy Chicken

But clawing my leg at 5 am while I try to go out the door because you know there is chicken in the fridge and you want it is not acceptable.

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Dear Lioness,

It was a fiat 500. It did not deserve the reaction you gave it, a reaction that also had me hitting the arena floor.

Thank you.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Freya, you are a dumb dumb sometimes

You decided to fly up the stairs like a missile and ended up smacking your paw there. I saw you stop for about 5 minutes at the top of the stairs outside just whining holding your paw. No I am not giving you the attention, you didn't break it because you started walking on it fine after I ignored you.

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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
This poor guy is a car stupid doesnt know how to hunt kitty who was abandoned by his owners last year and have been in the neighbourhood since. The owners were renting a room from my neighbour, and he did his absolute best to help, but this guy needed just a little more because he is not suited for outdoor life.

Now he's purr sleeping under our couch with the other 3 cats wondering what the hell is going on.

4 cats is too many, but I could not say no after looking into his old soul face.

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